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âI OBJECT!!!!â the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says ânoâŠyou humanâ
Jikook in a nutshell
Jiminâs been getting prettier and prettier lately like what sorcery is this...
heâs like an omega in heat!!! and I think his two boys are in a fight for him by now
God, I thought I was the only one thinking this.Â
BTS Haru Hana Vol. 25 ~ [TRANS]
(T/N: BTS had to come up with answers to given situations. Fans then ranked their answers from from 1st to 7th place)
Q:Â AÂ very manly wedding proposal.
Namjoon: Be with me? Seokjin: Letâs get married! Yoongi: Letâs live together. Iâm yours! Hoseok: I want to be the person to put a ring on your fourth finger. Jimin: Wanna get married? Taehyung: What to doâŠI think I fell for you. Jungkook: Be mine.
Results: 1. Jungkook / 2. Seokjin / 3. Jimin / 4. Namjoon / 5. Yoongi / 6. Taehyung / 7. Hoseok
Jungkook: *smiling* Taehyung: I had a feeling that Jungkook would come first. Hoseok: Iâm last?! Thatâs shocking! Namjoon: *to Hoseok* Yours was too long. Jin: *to Hoseok* With that proposal, you had to be last haha. Yoongi: So many said that Jungkookâs proposal is manly. Jimin: My âwanna get married?â is also very manly, right? Hehe.
Jungkookâs Winning Thoughts: Iâm not really manly but if the fans like it, Iâll work harder and become more manly!
Q: The girl you like just got dumped and is crying.
Namjoon: *in satoori* How about me? Seokjin: Will say nothing and quietly comfort her by her side. Yoongi: How aboutâŠme? Hoseok: Why are you crying? From now on, Iâll take responsibility of all your tears. Jimin: Iâll say nothing and just comfort her. Taehyung: Canât it be me? Jungkook: Letâs go get something to eat. I have to tell you something.
Results: 1. Jin / 2. Taehyung / 3. Jimin / 4. Hoseok / 5. Jungkook / 6. Yoongi / 7. Namjoon
Jin: *looks at Hoseok and laughs* Hoseok: Iâm probably last again, haha. Taehyung: Tell us the results quickly! Jungkook: Here it is! Oo ~ it says Jin-hyung âunderstands a girls heart.â Jin: Of course. Yoongi: Namjoon and IâŠ*smiles* Namjoon: Itâs better to keep quiet at such moments. Jimin: In conclusion, be straightforward when confessing and quiet when comforting.
Jinâs Winning Thoughts: There are no words needed. Just look at the other person like in dramas. *starts acting with Jungkook* (Namjoon:Â Such a waste of broadcast time)
Q: A girl you donât like confessed, and you reject her without hurting her.
Namjoon: *sighs* Should I put some ointment on for you? It feels like youâre about to get hurt⊠Seokjin: Iâm sorry. I wonât see you again. Yoongi: Youâll meet someone much better than me! Hoseok: Sorry,  youâre too good for me. I donât deserve you. Jimin: I already have someone that I like. If I didnât like someone already, I think we wouldâve gotten along very well. Taehyung: IâŠwill moving away soon. Iâll be moving to a far away place. It seems like Iâll be there for a while. Will you wait for me? Jungkook: Can I say it directly? To be honest, I donât see you as a girl.Â
Results: 1. Hoseok / 2. Jimin / 3. Jungkook / 4. Yoongi / 5. Taehyung / 6. Jin / 7. Namjoon
Jungkook: Iâm definitely last. I was clearly joking⊠Yoongi: *to Jungkook* Yours was kind of overboard haha. Hoseok: Oo! Iâm first! Jin: You have to think about the other person. Namjoon: I was kidding too⊠Taehyung: *starts acting* I need to move away⊠Jimin: The reactions to Taehyungâs answer were âcute like a kid.â *caressing Taehyungâs head* Good boy, good boy.
Hoseokâs Winning Thoughts: Great, J-Hope!! ~ Iâm happy to get some many votes. Thank you!
Overall 1st Place: Jimin
Jiminâs Winning Thoughts: Everyone knows very well, eh ~! The one who knows a womanâs heart best is me!
(Cr.)
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to âviolating one or more of Tumblrâs Community Guidelinesâ, but since my wish came true the first time, Iâm putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITâS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnât think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT âITS WORTH A TRYâ SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnât expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itâs just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNâT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Â
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNâT THINK IâD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IâM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITÂ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iâve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITâS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night
no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD
REBLOGGING AGAIN BC THE FIRST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS I WISHED TO GET OUT OF MY MISERABLE TOWN AND I MOVED TO NORTH CAROLINA (a whOLE NEW STATE!!!! FAR FAR AWAY) AND THEN I SAW THIS AGAIN AND I WISHED TO TRAVEL MORE AND GUESS WHAT LIL BUDDY! I WENT TO ENGLAND AND FRANCE AND NOW IM GOING TO THAILAND AND TAIWAN THIS SUMMER. SO NOW IM REBLOGGING AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WORKS!!!
Iâm wishing for the girl I reblogged this fromâs happiness đđđ
Iâm wishing for the happiness of everyone who reads this and hopefully more money to buy merch and books hehe
Is this even real. Hahahaha. But Iâm still gonna wish for Seventeen to have their first win in this comeback.
Iâm wishing to become a successful model.
omg i'm like super happy for tae but i can't help but wish that acting role was for Jin đđđ
jins an acting majorâŠâŠâŠâŠ.. why doesnt bighit get him to do Something like⊠they dont even give the poor guy an appearance on a variety show
i didnt know jin was an acting major but that explains why he can act like heâs satisfied w his role in bts
HYYH Talk 1ST Story
I was so touched by come of the members speeches, but can we talk about this Jikook moment.
First off, Jungkook starts his speech by immediately imitating Jiminâs baby talk(Kookie stop, poor baby thinks he canât talk well anymore, hence>>vv
(and I just subconciously imitated Jiminâs baby talk, sorry Chim!)
Jungkook then feels the need to reinforce his point(Jungkook, can we talk about your thoughts now, and ugh start your speech?)
Jungkook finishes(his actual speech) and Jimin abruptly says these two lines.^(Namjoon knows theyâre flirting)
And then, Jungkook says^(But Jimin says, âI will seeâ.)
>~>
Jikook flirting while everyone observes(typical).
I need to lose 20 pounds, make $10,000, and sleep for 4 days all before tomorrow.
last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again
nothing to lose. :))
Letâs hope
Why not? :)
*crossing fingers*
pretty much^^^^
i got nothing to lose. (:
Last time i did this my wish came true.
Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss
please work omg
looks fun lol
pleaseÂ
IT SERIOUSLY WORKED
Well, i got nothing to lose, might as well try it
This shall be interestingđ
I really need this.
lets do this lol
My wish came true last time, so Imma do it again lol
Perfectly sums up Jikookâs possessiveness towards one another.
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OMG! I wonder if this appened before Jungkook filmed Jimin upset when he kept apologizing for something(maybe this?) and later on Jungkook is still filming Jimin and his new outfit calling him cute, and Jimin forgives him, omg, then that would make perfect sense.
Iâve had enough of this school
wealth!!!
REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!
sometimes im sad, but then i remember jungkook admitted that he likes to grab jimins ass
When did he admit!? : O
Lingering Touches. . .Jikook?
I was just watching the fancams and everyone else seemed friendly/brotherly with their touches and Jungkook seemed rather unbothered or reactive, but when it comes to Jimin, we have a rather awkward atmosphere, for instance(s).
*Caught in the process of(intimately) grabbing Jungkookâs waist, but Jungkook doesnât notice the person, despite his continuous efforts of remaining stoic and his hand is lingering on Jimin for a sec*
*Is still touching Jimin, and Jimin knowâs whatâs up*
I mean Jungkook donât be like that, donât you see the boy wants some(all) of your attention??
Jimin: *Sneaks up on Kookie*
Jimin:*Calling Jungkook, lowkey jealous*
Jungkook: *Too busy interacting with Ken*
Jimin: *Steadily calling Jungkook*
Jungkook: *Still talking to Ken. . .*
Jimin: *Kookie?*
Kookie: *Ohhh, whatâs that?*
Jimin: *Kookie?*
Kookie: *Too busy looking at whatever Namjoon is showing him*
Jimin: *Kookie look at this.*
Kookie: *Eh?*
Jimin: *You see Kookie, âI love you, do you love me?â*
Jungkook: *Responds with his body*
Jimin: *Turns whole chair around because, âcease every fucking opportunity presentedâ and returns cupid hearts*
Jimin:âKookie?â
Kookie: *sighs, âNot here hyung, just chill out a bitâ*
Jimin: *Kookie let me show you the world*
Jimin:Â âYou see kookie?â
Jungkook: *Stoic*
LMFAO, Idk guys I just think Jungkook is lowkey spoiling the hell out of Jimin behind cam because. . .
Heâs so clingy, I mean heâs always been but itâs slightly secretive now, and he canât get enough of Jungkook, obviously.
The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and youâll find money!
I wonder if I should start using twitter?
Something About This Scene. . .
Guys just look at the way Jungkook is looking at Jimin. Mind you that Jimin suddenly started being flirty with Jin and serenading him when Jungkook arrived. IDK man, I feel thereâs so much that happened during this part in The Show behind BTS that Jikook shippers could not fully grasp. And then we had Jungkook playfully hitting Jiminâs chest and then making a heart, and then we have Jimin saying, âI love youâ to army while looking at Jungkook(Jungkook said âsaranghaeyoâ before and a few secs later Jimin said it). I donât know man, there was definitely something here. My Jikook heartue. ><