Biblical “Buddy Comedy”

[ineffablepenguin]

My favorite genre of buddy comedy

[biblicalbuddycomedy]

All my art supplies are packed for moving house, and so OF COURSE now I have been struck with a desperate need to draw Crowley and Aziraphale in a Smoky and the Bandit scenario.

Crowley in the fast-driving, make-trouble-on-purpose “Bandit”-esque blocker role (with that delightfully ridiculous 70s moustache), and Aziraphale taking the fly-under-the radar “Snowman” role driving the truck. Do you see the vision?*

*It’s not even a human AU in my head. I violently need the ineffable idiots to find themselves in a Situation in America. Besides, you can’t tell me Mr. Anthony J “actually bought petrol one time in his existence because he wanted the James Bond bullet hole window decals” Crowley wouldn’t watch this movie and get Ideas.

[deansacowboylikeme]

My favourite thing the ineffable husbands ever did was Rome 41 Ad. Crowley is in such a pissy mood but Aziraphale’s “ooh let me tehmpt you” has him so amused and smirky it kills me

[shortace]

Sometimes you just need to let go of the bitter end, and go back to the beginning.

[biblicalbuddycomedy]

Look, if it’s not written by the original author it’s fanfic.

If two people wrote it together and one is dead, then it’s impossible for subsequent portions to have the same authorship.

QED, Seasons 2-3 ARE, technically, fanfic. Some of 2 was quite enjoyable fanfic! But the point is…the point is… the point I’m trying to make is… you needn’t feel obligated to accept ANY of it as canon. Guilt free.

[kandelyabr55]

[biblicalbuddycomedy]

Ineffable Cryptids

[hollow-hoard]

book antics

(this is mine but i don't feel like putting it on the other account. it's my blog i can do what i want)

[thesamepictureofaziraphale]

[thesamepictureofcrowley]

[biblicalbuddycomedy]

What’s my secret?

If I never watch Season 3, it’s like it never happened.

[holisticfansstuff]

[finleycannotdraw]

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE STAMMERING BLUSHING KISSING WALL SLAMMING GOING TOO FAST— I didn’t catch them all but i am DYING

[finleycannotdraw]

Reblogging again because I took a screenshot of the side effects...

“Side effects may include: stuttering, stammering, blushing, kissing, hugging, hissing, going too fast, wall slamming, drunken confessions, crying to Hozier, being the little spoon, banter, involuntary snake transformations, and marriage.

Please call your doctor if snake transformation lasts longer than 24 hours

Medication for demonic use only. Use on humans without adequate millennia of preparation may induce seizures, coma, religious conversion, hallucinations, and hiccups”

[teknoctarkamacska]

@good-omens-heritage-posts

[good-omens-heritage-posts]

good omens heritage post

[queerfables]

Oh, I totally forgot that the book gives us an actual year that Crowley and Aziraphale start their Arrangement, but it's 1020 which fits in with the show's timeline too. It makes me smile to think about. Aziraphale pretends to be scandalised by Crowley suggesting they cover for each other but by the time we see them in the Globe Theatre, they've been doing this for almost 600 years.

[jabbasyogainstructor]

I like to imagine Aziraphale is somehow better at temptations than Crowley is by the time we see them in the globe theater.

[queerfables]

I could so believe it. The thing is, he himself is eminently temptable, so he knows how to get under people's skin. Also like - think about him pretending to be Crowley in the body swap. He imagines Crowley as so much suaver and snarkier than Crowley really is, and plays the role to perfection. Can you even imagine how seductive Crowley-the-tempter is in Aziraphale's head? If he channeled that version of Crowley, he could bring nations to their knees.

[queerfables]

God I'm laughing about the idea of Crowley witnessing this. It would take him the fuck out. Torn between jealousy and shock and debilitating levels of arousal, hissing, "What the hell was that?"

And Aziraphale just like "What do you mean, what was that? That was exactly what you do!"

"I absolutely do not! Not the - I mean, with your eyes, and your voice sounding like - and that thing with your hips!"

"You did that YESTERDAY".

"I did not!"

"It was when I told you I didn't have time to get lunch with you."

"Did you say that? But we did have lunch together yesterday."

"Yes. We did."

[queerfables]

The whole point of the Arrangement is that sometimes Crowley and Aziraphale help each other out by doing each other's jobs but we have not ONCE gotten a flashback where Aziraphale tempts somebody on Crowley's behalf. This is criminal and I'm going to file charges.

[biblicalbuddycomedy]

YES! This idea has been GNAWING at me. Honestly if I don’t get a scene of this at some point I might go feral. In the meantime, send recs PLEASE

[crowleyinaturtleneck]

[halles-comet]

the reveal that gomens 2 is like a bridge season between two massive plots is so fucking funny

like part one: dozens of people in a literal race to stop armageddon fifteen minutes before it happens with heaven hell and humanity all battling it out with flaming swords and a kraken and brian cox as the personification of death.

part 2: we are forced to have A Conversation About Our Relationship after being yelled at by the lesbians across the street

[dr-whitaker]

how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide

bonus:

[twoflowersdeadwife]

Rincewind being Prototype Crowley, Part One: Keysmash

if they existed in the same universe, they could make noises at each other and still have a conversation

Rincewind has another variation, too

[biblicalbuddycomedy]

Well, we know who was responsible for THAT dialogue