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A dopey little book-loving dinosaur | Librarian. Writer. Knitter. Nerd. | She/her | Has no idea how social media works | Fandom Old and there's nothing you kids can do about it

[bibliosauruswrecks]

I’m sick of the divisiveness and hate. Let’s play a game instead.

Reblog and say which country you’re from and what your grandma kept in the Danish cookie tin.

United States. One tin of sewing stuff, and another of buttons.

[anna-antoshchenkova]

Redraw old art

[turbomnstr]

[crab-day-counter]

CARCINIZATION

[nikkitana]

If you've been following the Mitch McConnell story, take a look at this new "proof of 'life'" photo:

[ID in case my alt text doesn't work:

An alleged photo of Mitch McConnell sitting up in bed. Unlike the first one, he now has a blue shirt. His wife, Elaine Chao, still stands beside him; both smile at the camera.

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Do you believe this photo is real?

yea

nay

results

Voting ended onAug 3

[bibliosauruswrecks]

As crazy as it sounds, I do think this one is real. I think the previous one is a doctored version of this photo, which raises a brand new set of issues, because among other things that means this one is not, in fact, a recent image like they claim.

[apolladay]

Is it hot right now?

* yes, it’s unusually hot for the season

* yes, it’s hot, but in range for the season

* no, it’s pretty comfortable

* no, it’s cold, but in range for the season

* no, it’s unusually cold for the season

* it’s complicated

* see results

Is it hot right now?

yes, it’s unusually hot for the season

yes, it’s hot, but in range for the season

no, it’s pretty comfortable

no, it’s cold, but in range for the season

no, it’s unusually cold for the season

it’s complicated

see results

Voting ended onAug 3

[fcntasmas]

nothing unsettles me more than like a good fic on ao3 with no opening notes and no end notes. nothing but story. who are you? where are you writing from. are you ok. who hurt you

[fcntasmas]

#i click onto the author’s dashboard and open all their other fics looking for notes on them#they are all similarly blank#i go to the author profile. it tells me the author joined in 2014 and nothing else#they have no bookmarks. they have one gift and it’s a bts fic from orphan_account. none of their own fics are bts fics.#this fic has altered me. i leave an unhinged comment then bookmark it and go stare out the window // via @elegantlyloquacious

[bibliosauruswrecks]

If I hear the phrase “touch base with you” one more time today, I might actually set something on fire.

[bibliosauruswrecks]

I know in the book Stratt’s given control of a Chinese aircraft carrier, but I like to think her film counterpart got the USS Gerald R. Ford instead, because that means she went to the US government and said “I’m taking the largest aircraft carrier in the world for my mobile base, and there’s nothing you can do about it” and the Navy had to just let it happen.

[bibliosauruswrecks]

Is this funny? I think this is funny. I’ve stared at this so long I can’t tell if it’s funny. Send help.

[vampirefabio]

what kind of vacationer are you?

sightseeing—landmarks

sightseeing—museums

sightseeing—hiking

swimming

scuba/snorkeling

boating

shopping

im just here for the food

im not leaving my hotel

Voting ended onJul 19

yes yes ideally you’ll do multiple, but if you have to choose one.

[wholesome-supervillain-reblogs]

ryland grace propaganda (go vote for him)

he called the leading scholar in his field a "staggering waste of carbon" at a unesco conference

he regularly partakes in autocannibalism. HE CALLS IT MEBURGERS.

he's aroace

he throws up almost as much as he cries

he wrote a dissertation with a section titled "the goldilocks zone is for idiots" and basically chewed out everyone who disagreed with him

he's shipped with basically everyone who's ever been to space

he puts the not in astronaut

he gets sick on the elevator

he has a codependent relationship with a crab

he wears a suit jacket and tie with blue jeans

he likes foxes

he's the cool teacher at his middle school

he teaches alien children science in their language using a modified pipe organ

his name is grace and the hail mary is full of him

his glasses are repelled from his face

he saved two planets WHILE being a bit of a bitch about it

he has a very corny sense of humor

he likes skittles

you like old men? BAM old grace old grace old grace old grace old grace old grace

he has hella burn scars

he has chronic pain

he canonically uses mobility aids

he lives in a terrarium. he likes his terrarium.

ohhh but ryan gosling is too conventionally attractiv-

WRONG. you are judging by the actor's looks. judge instead by the character's swagless aura and wet cat rizz.

[animentality]

[mxmollusca]

Why should the government give a shit about you? Don't you know you're supposed to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and shit yourself?

[bokuwaboku-datte]

Eridians must be absolutely amazed that Grace can be woken up before his sleep cycle is finished. They take advantage of this and fit the biodome's bedroom with a remotely-triggered alarm system, so if something ever goes wrong with the life support systems while Grace is asleep, they can wake him up and have him move to safety. But, being that their sleep is more like a deep dormancy, they WAY overestimate what it takes to forcibly wake someone up.

The first time they have to use it (over something stupid like a tiny ammonia leak), Grace wakes up to like three different foghorns and a hundred camera flashes going off at once and is like HOLY GEEZ THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US

(eta if someone with art talent wants to make this a proper eridian welcoming committee comic please do!)

[goodieprocter]

RIP Rocky’s project

Bonus:

And here’s my reference:

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf

[scenerwiththegreenery]

tumblr being real normal about this one

[introvertathome]

Good job being normal about this everyone

[bibliosauruswrecks]

Today on Wrecks’s Neighborhood News, my neighbor is currently mowing his driveway.

His driveway.

His gravel driveway.

Which has no grass.

Because it’s gravel.

He’s mowing it.

[raccoonmilf]

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

[bibliosauruswrecks]

I nominate Tom Cotton.