[valtsv]

oh my god i almost forgot to tell you all about how, while my dad was visiting, i had an infestation of every single kind of bug in my house that hasn't been a problem before or since. like i'm not kidding i evicted so many creeping crawlies that week and couldn't for the life of me stop mosquitos from stealing my blood, but as soon as he left they vanished. and i mean, sure, there's a perfectly rational explanation, because two people make more mess than one and he has a habit of leaving the windows wide open enough to fly a jet engine through day and night, but i can't help but think how symbolically on the nose it was. the ancestral rot at the heart of my family so gothic it's got ants and flies buzzing around its decaying corpse.

[valtsv]

hey so update but i haven't been harassed by a single freaky little beast since my dad left even after leaving some crumbs on the floor as an experiment to see if they attracted any ants so i think my dad might just be bugs actually

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

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[mayahart]

—Octavio Paz, Motion MERLIN ▸ The Sword in the Stone

[ch10eee-blog]

[dailyflicks]

─ BONES 08.06 | “The Patriot in Purgatory” (2012)

[flightyfinch]

my favorite thing about dracula is that in original folktales vampires bit their victims on the chest but bram STOKER, not wanting it to be SEXY, moved it to the NECK because he’s a dumb homo repressed idiot

[damnselfly-b-deactivated2022042]

… wait, he moved it to the neck to be less sexy?

[flightyfinch]

i’m bram stoker, i’m protestant or whatever the fuck and tired of being in sexy thot ireland

these people need to know what sins of the flesh can lead to. time to write a whole book about biting i guess

[bibuckbuckgoose]

“I want Owen” “Fine take him!” One of the BEST most interesting moments in Greys and we could’ve had it all

[dindjarism]

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS 2015 | dir. J.J. Abrams

[autumngracy]

[russianblush]

ilya happy trail and bush ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-

[saltoncity]

here’s how natasha pierre & the great comet of 1812 can still sweep

[swifty-fox]

Eusociality: A Benny/Brady Cicada Fic. CH 1/???

John had strung Benny along for months, with Johnny's stupid nickname and feigned ignorance, waiting until the most comedically timed moment to reveal his con. Forcing Johnny to apologize for his machinations, and Benny to accept the apology with a barely hidden grin and an even less hidden interest in his eyes. And John had picked well, Benny was handsome. Stout and strong and steady in a way that had Johnny sweating through his shirt slightly, tugging the light fabric away from his chest before the sweat dimpled it. He'd given Benny his number, taken his, and weathered the triumphant crowing from John as Meatball had wound himself between their legs.

The exchanging of phone numbers had felt like a massive step off a flight of stairs into the darkness, Johnny taking it without realizing how perilous his footing really was. And so though he and Benny had chatted for a bit over text, a lump had begun to form in Johnny's throat that grew larger and larger until it choked away all his ability to reply.

Johnny had enough going on. He had enough baggage without trying to teach someone how to carry any of it. He was too busy with his work.

thank you to my dearest @reallylilyreally for editing this one for me <33

[beroyika]

not a true star wars fan cuz i dont think we should make milk all those colors

[beroyika]

MATURE CONTENT FILTER?

[loveridden1999]

me listening to my tunes

[brainstreams]

[theonion]

After watching the 11-year-old give up the fourth straight double that inning, sources confirmed Sunday afternoon that local Little League pitcher Dustin Bauer is getting absolutely fucking shelled out there. “Jesus Christ, are they going to yank this kid or just let them keep teeing off on him?” said spectator Chris Wheeler, who added that even the smallest batters on the opposing team have gone yard on the helpless fifth-grader.

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[bibuckbuckgoose]

ONE SET ALL BABYYY