[mariacallous]

[thecactifindahome]

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

this is what happens when they cut "When Love is Gone" from the Muppet Christmas Carol smh

[halles-comet]

you know what crazy early 00s thing mamdani is responisble for though? KAL PENN'S CAREER

[trangoldin]

[ethos-labrador]

for those like me that want proof this is real:

[welightthewaysource]

House Of The Dragon 3.06

[satlun]

HOUSE of the DRAGON S03E06 FIRE & BLOOD by George R. R. Martin

[h-0-error]

my poor baby Helaena…

[everythingisdragons]

[viejospellejos]

[gauntletqueen]

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

[gauntletqueen]

Does this look like the face of a child who is having a good time?

[im-mender]

Alice at that party

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

#the fury of a child never given a straight answer

She is gonna beat that man to death with a teapot

[meyerlansky]

JOHN "BUCKY" EGAN in MASTERS OF THE AIR PART EIGHT ↳ still trapped, still cold, still eating scraps. and we keep waiting for something to happen, even though it doesn't.

[slipping-into-madness]

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

[maggie-stiefvater-deactivated20]

If Gansey were to own a dog, what breed would it and what would it be like?

Ronan Lynch

[penandinkprincess]

usual massage therapist wasn't available so i tried out a new person, and friends i think i have been treated by. a witch.

"do you get ringing in your ears sometimes?" "y-yeah. sometimes." "yeah, i would have been surprised if you didn't. the [muscle i do not remember the name of] here is like touching a guitar string."

"have you ever experienced whiplash? not recently, but in the past?" me, forgot about it since it was literal years ago and thus didn't mention it on my intake form: "...yes?" "okay, i thought so."

"are you a side sleeper?" "yes, i am" "on your right side?" "yes" "you really curl up, too, huh?" "y-yes."

me beneath the relaxation the whole time:

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[gayvampyr]

couldn’t rb but i’m obsessed with this so yoink

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

listen. tony talk. I’m rooting for great comet for the SOLE REASON that if deh wins it means more producers are gonna go for that dumbass faux-rock, JRB-lite, trying-too-hard-to-be-edgy, white-26-year-old-who-went-to-nyu-and-listened-to-too-much-next-to-normal sound and I just CANNOT fucking deal with that for too much longer. there is more than one way to write music that sounds contemporary and also, stop repeating the lyrics over and over

[curlymcclain]

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