[caffeinateddreamersoul]

[funny-tik-toks]

[tennis-out-of-context]

[lesbiradshaw]

EYEWITNESS (2016) // LEVITICUS (2026)

[lamignonette]

[lumsel]

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

[unusual-pybro]

[m1dori-eyes]

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[mariacallous]

[thecactifindahome]

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

this is what happens when they cut "When Love is Gone" from the Muppet Christmas Carol smh

[halles-comet]

you know what crazy early 00s thing mamdani is responisble for though? KAL PENN'S CAREER

[trangoldin]

[ethos-labrador]

for those like me that want proof this is real:

[welightthewaysource]

House Of The Dragon 3.06

[satlun]

HOUSE of the DRAGON S03E06 FIRE & BLOOD by George R. R. Martin

[h-0-error]

my poor baby Helaena…

[everythingisdragons]

[viejospellejos]

[gauntletqueen]

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

[gauntletqueen]

Does this look like the face of a child who is having a good time?

[im-mender]

Alice at that party

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

#the fury of a child never given a straight answer

She is gonna beat that man to death with a teapot

[meyerlansky]

JOHN "BUCKY" EGAN in MASTERS OF THE AIR PART EIGHT ↳ still trapped, still cold, still eating scraps. and we keep waiting for something to happen, even though it doesn't.