Doggirlboy in a Bichon Frise kind of way
I'm trying to escape because you chasing me is a game!
I'm barking at you because you aren't paying me enough attention but no you can't touch me right now!
Get me sleepy and I'll be good for you
You can't crate train me I'm too cute and tiny and pitiful you can't help but bring me into your bed
I want to curl up in your lap while you're sitting around at home but if there's even a small gap in the fence I'll be gone until I get bored in the wide world
You can lure me back with treats but they have to be really good ones
But if you've exercised me right and fed me right and trained me right and sealed me up so well that I'm not even trying to escape anymore... maybe THEN I'll wag my tail when you call me a good girl









