Territorial Trapper

OC blog for Triske Absika, Teal blood living in the Alternian wilderness. mun:18+, character: 11 sweeps, M!A: none, M!A accepting: yes, pesterchum handle: biconicHatcheteer

[celestialtrolls-moved]

so i’m too warm to do anything proper rn but

uhhhh

judge 4 judge

have 1 character judge the ho and then when i’m alive tomorrow i’ll respond with soluci’s opinion

no minors plz, soluci isn’t sfw in like. any sense.

[biconichatcheteer]

o-oh My... you look quite beautiful, Ma’aM... and your caste color is really soMething else. i’ve never had the privilege to serve, or really even Meet a highblood like you, before, but uM... if i could, i think i’d be very happy, and Would love the chance to soMehoW Make you happy, as Well, if you’d like Me to, that is... perhaps i could dance for you, soMetime?

12 out of 10. 

[plasticsalt]

Don’t know if anyone else has done this already but… Eyedrop tooled their pearls and… I mean… Not gonna say it but… Hmm….

[sizvideos]

Wild giant inflatable pumpkin terrorizes Arizona streets (video)

[horrorandhalloween]

Halloween is coming…

[dungeonsdonuts-deactivated20200]

[mega-angry-cloud]

This is so scary, alexa play monster mash

[dogsbigandsmalllovethemall]

Boop the snoot for kisses!

[knivesandhorns]

Smash or Pass (Swan mama edition)

One troll per reblog please. [If your troll is a subjug though she will pass hard]

[biconichatcheteer]

Or maybe a teal bear girl? (axes optional)

[knivesandhorns]

Smash or Pass (Swan mama edition)

One troll per reblog please. [If your troll is a subjug though she will pass hard]

[biconichatcheteer]

a bronze blooded dancer, perhaps?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

A lesbian positivity blog but all the posts are in the style of Warrior Male

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Lesbianism is good.

Always strive to be more lesbian.

It is what encourages us to love women.

WarriorLesbian

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Despite this being one of my most popular posts to date, I still have yet to see @warriormale himself respond

[warriormale]

To us fighters it really doesn’t matter if a Woman is sexually attracted to Men, to Women or even both.

All we care about is that person’s ability and willingness to fight.

Nothing else matters.

WarriorMale

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

I would die for you

[biconichatcheteer]

(> ... 6/10 is better than average, right?<)

(> sure hope so, otherwise i’m feeling really proud over nothing.<)

[musesofthescribe]

get judged on

reblog with Just one OC to get judged by the priestess. 

[biconichatcheteer]

how about the super curious girl who’s been bombarding her with questions?

same Triske, just with two different outfits

[musesofthescribe]

(> sorry for the weird question. saw your picture on here, and got distracted enough to see you mention you're a 'priestess'... what does that mean?<)

curiosity requires no apologyIt means that i have been charged with an important task. I am required to introduce and teach initiates of our organization and how they may help with the talents they have collected in life should they wish to stay and join our family. I assist with the temples upkeep, I touch up and rework carvings and sigils,I dispatch our heralds, and my blood is the only blood used for summoning during mass. 

[musesofthescribe]

biconichatcheteer:

(> … okay, that definitely sounds like it’s a lot of responsibility…<)

(> still confused about what kind of job a ‘priestess’ falls under, though.<)

(> and what kinds of stuff are you summoning with blood? if you’re looking for some good hunting, i know some good traps that work well with things like honey, and fresh grain bread.<)

(> but that’s pretty cool that you can do some carving, too. do you like working with wood, or stone more?<)

(> i’ve been trying to work on my metal etching, but the tools keep blunting on me… maybe i should try and do it while it’s still hot? any advice?<)

  >you smirk the slightest amount, raising your brows. Such a curious creature.   I am more versed in stone than anything. I carve sigils into a temple floor more often then not.   A priestess…is like a representative I suppose. To simplify the term.  I represent those who follow the same path as I. And on their behalf I act and speak when I am needed to. It is an honor to do so. 

[biconichatcheteer]

(> a representative?<)

(> so... who do you represent, then? is it like, some kind of mascot thing, for a club?<)

(> or, when you say ‘path’, are you some kind of tour guide? and how come you only speak some of the time? someone trying to make you only talk when they want you to? that doesn’t sound safe... are you okay?<)

[cheese24k]

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

[foxymaples]

quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”

[le-sad-demiurge]

Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!

[musesofthescribe]

(> sorry for the weird question. saw your picture on here, and got distracted enough to see you mention you're a 'priestess'... what does that mean?<)

curiosity requires no apologyIt means that i have been charged with an important task. I am required to introduce and teach initiates of our organization and how they may help with the talents they have collected in life should they wish to stay and join our family. I assist with the temples upkeep, I touch up and rework carvings and sigils,I dispatch our heralds, and my blood is the only blood used for summoning during mass. 

[biconichatcheteer]

(> ... okay, that definitely sounds like it’s a lot of responsibility...<)

(> still confused about what kind of job a ‘priestess’ falls under, though.<)

(> and what kinds of stuff are you summoning with blood? if you’re looking for some good hunting, i know some good traps that work well with things like honey, and fresh grain bread.<)

(> but that’s pretty cool that you can do some carving, too. do you like working with wood, or stone more?<)

(> i’ve been trying to work on my metal etching, but the tools keep blunting on me... maybe i should try and do it while it’s still hot? any advice?<)

[showerthoughtsofficial]

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, ‘Yeet’ is for distance.

[kalichnikov]

Yeet: str

Kobe: dex

[captainwpunk]

Yolo: Con

[feve-deactivated20180803]

short comic about wd and pd meeting. hc that white has the authority to name anybody, & she came up with all gem names

[loycos]

i never knew so many people were invested in my blog header…. well, due to popular demand, here it is! the updated cover of the most extra of divas known to gemkind.

[failtrolls]

biconichatcheteer

“Milk? No. Not really. Too expensive, usually. Lots of honey, though.” She answered, matter-of-factly, as she started to follow the farm girl. The heat in this part of Alternia already starting to make her sweat more than usual, causing the teal blood to shed her usual vest, and undo the buttons on her work shirt, to reveal the undershirt beneath.

“So, what sort of help did you need, anyway? There weren’t a lot of details in the notice…”

“yay dont know what ya missing~ briget replied, reffering to the others lack of milk as she eyed their disrobing. “oh, as for the job… mostly resource production and procurement, we have a staff shortfall that needs to be filled soon” briget added, almost robotic as if she had been made to learn and repeat that line from a script “we have a lot of milking moo beasts here, but some times we need some more helpers~”  

[biconichatcheteer]

Triske just shrugged at the first comment. It was true. She didn’t know what she was missing, because she’d never really had a surplus of milk to really get an idea for what it was like to have it on hand all the time.

“Production and procurement... So, what, harvesting stuff? I can help with stuff like that. Good at working with my hands. What kind of crops do you need-” She started to ask, before her answer came in the way of Briget’s monologue continuing.

“Oh... So, I’m gonna be dealing with animals? Uh... Okay, I guess. Can’t say I’ve ever really milked a moobeast, though. Or were you just expecting me to move the equipment around, after it’s done being used?” The teal troll wondered out loud, as they got closer and closer to the barn, ahead... Huh... It was a lot bigger than she’d first thought it was, now that they were closer... And why did Briget’s voice carry a weird tone to it, at the end? She hoped this wasn’t some kind of joke...

[yoyokind]

Day One: First date/First kiss