incostanti sprazzi di bellezza

london / 23 / jenny

[ozempicofficial]

[time-is-a-lake]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[skyrim-forever]

Me to me when I repeat past mistakes when I know better

[depsidase]

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[funstyle]

im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

[charl0ttan]

not to vaguepost but there is a spectre

[dogpuppy]

[dailycatsblog]

[orteil42]

what if we meet intelligent alien life out there but the novelty eventually wears off and we’re back to “i wonder if we’re alone in the universe or if there’s more than just humans and galorphasians”

[feastofsnakes]

This is about commander James Fitzjames, born in 1813, who is currently dead and buried somewhere in the canadian arctic

[feastofsnakes]

@utopians no but what if real life james fitzjames and real life francis r.m. crozier saw fitzier and it made their relationship so awkward they stopped talking.... this is so sad 😔

[aurpiment]

[aurpiment]

[bungerc0re]

I've got to get back into hitting people until they fall over

[bungerc0re]

precisely

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i finally found the best youtube comment

[txttletale]

using tumblr is a really awesome way to learn about the types of people in the world because you will see a post by mutual #1 that's like "just jacked off with my awesome penis #my penis tag" and then scroll down exactly one post to see mutual #2 posting "this might be tmi but i live in a house"

[donthitanybody]

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[i-might-be-vanny]

[tarragonthedragon]

its honestly bananas to me that so many on this website seem to assume that someone's tumblr output is an accurate reflection of their real life priorities and activism and all of their beliefs in order of how hard they believe them. like. idk about you guys but i'm reblogging things that i want to reblog not keeping a minute by minute record of my deepest held beliefs. for one thing my deepest held beliefs are mostly not about star wars

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

disco elysium heritage post