The Biffleblog

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[weeb-potato]

My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says “Everytime you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows a little bit stronger,” and if that isn't​ threatening, then I don’t know what is.

[floatinggoathead]

Not only is there a villlage called Thrussington

Not only this

But the annual Thrussington bicycle race has been named “The Thrussy Thrash”.

“The Thrussy Thrash”.

[wilcowes]

IVE HAD IT

[awwww-cute]

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

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[thewickedavatar]

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[zooophagous]

*To the tune of “We Built this City*: I PET THIS KITTY

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

=͟͟͞͞🐌

[capacity]

How u make her go fast ! What is she running from

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

her past

[rabbitgoblin]

I know a guy who ended up becoming a professional chef because of the tim burton charlie and the chocolate factory movie and i guarantee none of you will be able to guess how

[rabbitgoblin]

ok so this movie came out like, 2005ish? And this kid was in his early teens, so 12-14 years old i guess. And he’s watching this movie and there’s the scene where the chewing gum kid, Violet something, is chewing the gum that tastes like a three course meal and the first two tastes are tomato soup and roast beef and that’s all well and good but then it gets to blueberry pie and OOP she’s all swollen up like a ten-foot tall human blueberry. And this kid, being the age he was, had just kinda started puberty and might’ve had a little crush on Violet to start with, so all the feelings and hormones got a lil mixed up while watching that scene and he ended up with a great big inflation kink. So this is a thing for a few more years, he’s cranking his hog to deviantart pictures of big ol balloon ladies and the kink develops (as they sometimes do) into one where he gets off from watching those videos where people eat a ton of food. But then from there he starts to become interested, not in the person eating the food, but the food itself. Pretty soon he’s watching cooking video tutorials and attempting to cook for his family and within a couple years he’s got good. Real good. So good, in fact, that he publishes a modest cookbook at age 17 and makes enough money off selling it to buy himself a car. By the time he’s graduated highschool he’s had scholarships and apprenticeship offers from no less that 5 separate cooking schools, three of which were international. He told me all this inbetween throwing up in a bathtub at a party we were both at. I hadn’t actually met him beforehand but id seen him around school a few times (he was a couple years older than me). Last I heard of him, he’s working as the head chef in some big boy restaurant back in my city and has at least one award for something. And that’s how some guy became a professional chef thanks to tim burtons charlie and the chocolate factory movie

[dat-soldier]

that’s how it is sometimes

[biffleblog]

I might be crying over this 😂

[nicolas-px]

please don’t call eyes “orbs”

[busket]

u have beautiful spheres

[nicolas-px]

 beautiful sight melons

[busket]

nice face balls

[kurgy]

what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck

[amphibizzy]

this video is cursed that fucking furby had fear in its eyes. he trusted you

he opens his mouth to scream but theres nothing left of him

[emjadyart]

Everything about this video is magnificent.

-the thick Finnish accented host of the video calls it a “FUUURB”

-the Furby falls “asleep” moments before being placed in the hydraulic press

-as it’s being crushed, the Furby’s eyes and eyelids twitch ever so slightly enough to give the appearance that the Furby is feeling every ounce of pain it’s experiencing

-the Furby’s beak is dislodged from its face and opens up before the hydraulic press finishes the job

-right when the Furby is crushed a black ooze seeps from its insides and drips on the floor

-all the while an unidentified woman in the background is cackling at the sight of the poor bastard meeting its doom

-we also get two gratuitous slow motion replays of the homicide, one of which has a bombastic, orchestral piece play over the footage

-the host holds up the flattened pancake remains of the Furby, which would have not looked out of place as a practical effect in the 1988 Robert Zemeckis film “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”

-also some Legos get crushed but it doesn’t hold a candle to everything that happened to that damn Furby, it really doesn’t

This is some quality shit right here

[bearlyholdingittogether]

when ever i see @gaymilesedgeworth‘s furbsona post 

[crowarmy]

[adulthoodisokay]

get rekt

[bisexualwario]

First of all, bitch, so jot that down

[awwww-cute]

Had no idea owls have such long legs (Source: http://ift.tt/2q1V5n7)

[opulentdecay]

He seems really mad that this has been revealed

[blackwoolncrown]

someone just hiked up his skirt and showed off his gams without his permission of course he’s mad

[hextina]

[biffleblog]

me: why are people so against inventing new words? the english language evolves and we gain new vocabulary

someone: thrussy

me: making new words is very bad actually

[acegodzilla]

so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door and

a blurry friend

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[moonrocksoff]