I'm Mallow! (22 it/its)
Interests
Splatoon, SBK/Misadventures, Utaite/Vocaloid, Pokémon, Deltarune
i will block on sight if u give me bad vibes or look like a bot <3
Cosmic Funnies

titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola

shark vs the universe
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DEAR READER
Keni
AnasAbdin
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$LAYYYTER

Janaina Medeiros

roma★

#extradirty
Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
Jules of Nature
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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I'm Mallow! (22 it/its)
Interests
Splatoon, SBK/Misadventures, Utaite/Vocaloid, Pokémon, Deltarune
i will block on sight if u give me bad vibes or look like a bot <3
a rather unfortunate hobby of mine is recreating undertale/deltarune songs so that i can replace the melody with megalovania. i dont know why i do this
like this
i will not be stopping
you and i both know these bars are too far apart to stop me
aaand another one
cant forget this one
probably something like this
[ID: A bunch of Undertale tracks with their instruments set to play Megalovania (Once Upon a Time, mus_st_him, Death by Glamour, Your Best Friend, Temmie Village, Start Menu, and Power of "NEO") with tags reading "#I think this might be illegal actually op #go to undertale jail" and a pic of OP's avatar in Papyrus' shed, and a comment by @cherub-investigation0802 reading "Okay now Im curious of what the inverse is like" with Megalovania set to play Fallen Down. /End ID]
Great hatch this morning!
The rest of the day did not go as well. But at least I have babies!
The rest of the day
did not go as well. But at
least I have babies!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS
The beginning of the end for every digital artist
"Kill your local sex offender!" Oh, you mean the guy who went streaking at his local college football game on a dare one time? That's a sex crime.
"No, I mean-"
Oh, maybe the woman who had to pee in a public park that only had pay toilets, so she tried to hide behind the bushes but got caught? Public urination is a sex crime.
"What? No, I mean-"
Oh, maybe you mean the homeless guy who had to strip down to get his clothes in the laundromat to clean them for the first time in weeks? He tried being subtle, but someone called the cops on him, and now he's on the sex offender registry for public nudity.
"Rapists and pedophiles! Kill rapists and pedophiles!"
Oh, like the trans woman who got called a pedophile groomer for helping a trans kid escape her abusive parents?
Or maybe the black man who got labeled a rapist because he came on to another man's wife, and he decided to get back at him by charging him with rape?
How about the 17 year olds who were fooling around, fully consensually, in one of their bedrooms? That's still technically underage sex and thus rape of a minor.
Oh, or maybe you're talking about the doctor who performed genital reconstructive surgery in a state that just voted to get that classified as rape?
People will do everything they can to get you convinced rape and pedophilia are the worst crimes possible, then accuse whoever they like the least of being either a rapist, a pedophile, or both, counting on you turning on them just for being accused of the crime.
"Oh, so you're saying you don't want to kill a serial rapist?"
That's exactly what I'm goddamn saying.
Once we decide a group is okay to kill, the government will do everything they can to convince you that their political enemies are either part of that group, or just as bad as that group, to get you to kill their enemies for them.
The only way out is to accept every life as worth saving.
EDIT: If you're going to go on this post to say that no, you think you really should be allowed to kill people you decide are rapists and/or pedophiles, I'm going to block you. I have already been blocking you, because it's clear that you aren't willing to engage with what I'm saying.
Also, if someone says something like that we'd be better off with rapists being dead BUT that they won't let that opinion shape their stance on public policy, and you reply to that person to accuse them of wanting to murder people, I'm also going to block you, because what the fuck that's a completely different sentence.
EDIT 2: Since so many people seem to fail basic reading comprehension, let's state it again, in different words:
1. Killing people is bad.
2. Killing someone can never be undone by any means we have.
3. If the government can kill people, they will want to kill their political opposition and other undesirables (WHICH CAN INCLUDE YOU PERSONALLY AND ANY IF NOT ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY).
4. If there is a class of people OF ANY TYPE who the government can LEGALLY KILL, they now just need to convince you their enemies count as that class (ever wondered why there's so much emphasis on claiming gay people are pedophiles? Now you know!)
5. If there is a class of people OF ANY TYPE that the public can LEGALLY KILL, murderers just need to convince people that their victims counted as that class (I murdered him because he's a rapist. Anyway now his job is free promote me into that position plz.)
6. As pointed out in the notes (thank you everyone pointing this out!), if the penalty for a crime is death, people are much more willing to silence witnesses to that crime (for example, murdering their rape victims), which is EVEN WORSE than just committing the initial crime.
7. THEREFORE the only way to keep those from happening is to have NO category of people it is considered okay to kill FOR ANY REASON.
I wasn’t ready for that.
i never knew how badly i needed this until now
My best interaction ever i love humans
My fave part of this tweet is that even though a lot of people are assuming this was an AI thing or whatever
this is the actual lede of their review of the Super Mario movie
"But it is also, if I check the clock, Mario Time". Poetry
Do you know this SFX? #1476
I know where it's from
It sounds familiar
I've never heard this
the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜
eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf
Every Saturday is coelacanth Saturday
baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them
Isn't that just Yu-Gi-Oh?
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You're also going to fix your mature-labeled content filters, right?
You’re also going
to fix your mature-labeled
content filters, right?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
we're abolishing gender! in the future people will just be referred to as AMAB or AFAB, no need for gender at all! 😀
this is a progressive stance, you see, because AMAB and AFAB are different words from "man" and "woman." we're leaving such outdated concepts behind!
no no no it's not "misgendering you." it doesn't refer to your gender, it refers to the sex you were assigned. that way we don't need gender anymore! you can just throw that old thing away
now there's only two categories: AMABS and AFABS! so much simpler! what? no I didn't say there's only two genders. these aren't genders they're categories. this is progress we're making progress
you want to change your assignment? because of what, your gender? no you don't need one of those, I said to get rid of it
you know this started satirical but this is the logical endpoint of what so much of the "queer" community has already been doing. erasing transness by increasingly focusing instead on assigned sex at birth, something that truly cannot, by its definition, change. we're already doing the right's jobs for them, but if they realize this about agab language and adopt it too... trans people are really well and truly fucked, you know
don't fucking let this happen, yeah? stop fucking throwing around "amab" and "afab" in place of "male" and "female" I'm begging you
the right is so desperate to find something about "sex" that's immutable and permanent and unable to change just to delegitimise trans people that they've gone genitals to hormones to chromosomes. meanwhile the "left" have found what they've been looking for all along: "something a doctor said about you decades ago"