[ilan]

[alisonzai]

bee real, my senior thesis

[valtsv]

being god's personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

android users think they’re like communists or something

[witche-nerd]

listening to mitski be like:

[theproblematicblogger]

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended

[fairycosmos]

i look in the mirror, i lose my mind a little, i cry on public transport, i walk through a fluorescent supermarket, i have slow and confusing dreams at night. you know how it is

[babyboomerbullshit]

[ed-longshanks]

Millennial memes:

boomer memes:

[swarnpert]

if a briddish person came up to me and said arse or something i would beat the shit out of them

[animatedtext]

[valtsv]

your friend group in your 20s will consist entirely of people who are either a) gay b) have the same trauma as you c) work with you or d) all of the above

[eternalgirlscout]

*slams gavel*

worm court is now in session

all writhe

[iggykoopa666]

[anxietyproblem]

[spelldealer]

your 20’s are all about finding THE wackiest, THE ugliest, short-sleeve button-up shirts that no one in their right mind would wear, and then wearing them as much as possible

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

American pride has hit an all-time low, a poll finds

American patriotism is dwindling.

[zvaigzdelasas]