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My name is Elizabeth, but my friends call me asshole.

[pr1nceshawn]

The Stages of Not Leaving Your Apartment.

[carldangerous]

I FEEL VICTIMIZED

[sweetpearportal]

I low-key thought this was a post about quarantine…

[time-and-space-penguin]

Me too, lol! But then I realized it was made in 2017 and I was like ???

[feral-flower-child]

Wait it wasn’t about the quarantine???

[nekomuralife]

I’M DYING walked in on Groucho singing along to K.K. Metal afhjjhdkj 

Shit really got real when I got out the camera app 😂

[catchymemes]

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

early to bed early to rise

burger king meal with burger king fries

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[i-am-snowils-admiral]

Kristoff 5 minutes after Anna leaves him behind in the woods:

[happyhamildays]

[nudityandnerdery]

Find a friend who loves you like Lin-Manuel Miranda loves his friends.

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[bargains-by-duckface]

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

[secifosseluce]

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

[timideaus]

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

[llywela13]

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

[ladyofatraditionalkind]

Teach them kindness.

[gnotknormal]

My kid is 6 and I dunno it just feels very uplifting to hear them say “You did a really good job”.

[socialistexan]

[aprillikesthings]

[nessynoname]

Just want everyone to know that there is more footage of people crying in 160 episodes of Steven Universe than there is footage of Sakura and Sasuke interacting together in the entire 673 episode and 11 movie run of Naruto, and those two supposedly get married after that show.

[yungterra-blog]

[ruinedchildhood]

never forget

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[hobgoblinhero]

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

[shockingsuper]

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

[zevbutt]

Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die

[thadeeliv]

drift? in this house, we ram straight into every wall

[wolfsheims]

Visit Original Link

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

[worldsgr8estgrandma]

[martinidog-deactivated20181219]

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

[dr-peppermint]

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

[supernovajazzy]

[hollowedskin]

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

[cryoverkiltmilk]

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

[silverybeing]

[lovelysuggestion]

I hope you get a good night’s sleep

[bittersuggestion]

I won’t

[gaysuggestion]

suck a dick

[amoroussuggestion-blog]

suck a heart instead

[coolsuggestion]

my heart is broken

[affectionsuggestions]

shut up hold my hand

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

i can only hold ur hand in my dreams

[poeticsuggestion]

write shitty poetry and vagueblog

[despairedsuggestion]

love yourselves

[scarysuggestion]

suggestion blogs communicating with each other using their strange and specific aesthetic

[romaniansuggestion]

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Steven Universe Comics Covers Appreciation Post, Part 5

[veryfunnymemes]

[mjalti]

look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you & God tbh

[trustmeimageographer]

I spent two minutes staring at this wondering how I could set my phone to Dungeons and Dragons

[theoldnerdyname]

No spoilers but these are actual lessons taught in the actual Steven Universe movie.

Your romantic/platonic partner leaving you or treating you cruelly does not make you incapable of being loved or loving.

Don’t let your fear, shame, or past pain cloud from people who genuinely care about you.

If someone is genuinely putting in effort to be honest with you then you should not view their feelings as fake.

Don’t take your pain out on others

Don’t assume you or someone else’s past mistakes make you incapable of change.

There are people who can love you you and what you do. Even if you can’t find them immediately, you probably already know them.

Happily ever after doesn’t exist, and there is always work to be done, but that should not stop you from enjoying good opportunities and good people.

Don’t try to make or interpret yourself or someone else as somebody that they are not.

And most importantly:

Hydration is important when smooching.