Scotty

Scotty. World's Greatest Grandma. Dad and Dog owner. Sometimes I Blow up Thanos from the inside out. (account run by @destinyawakened)

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we have got to get regular porn back on this website

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Ant-Man (2015)

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what the fuck

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these seriously feel like they were taken in a different dimension

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I saw one of these but of thanksgiving… what the fuck is this from

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http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Thanksgiving

more Christmas ones: http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Christmas

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this is their new site https://www.chrismaggio.biz/

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hmmm

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Finally, someone who remembers the true purpose of Lego!

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i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

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This is the america they don’t want you to see

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i love america

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This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

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*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary

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People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

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Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: 

Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.

Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.

The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” 

Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”

The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)

It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”

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We’re not even gonna mention FEMA’s Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if they’re open?

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that last bit isn’t a joke

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EARS

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Unmute !

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They really should teach people how to cook in school.

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song: in the hall of the mountain king

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that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly

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Problem solved

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trinity 

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An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.

He was accurate to the minute.

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Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew

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Come on, Wade. Language.

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Dance like nobody's watching, shoplift like nobody's watching, comit arson like nobody's watching, sabotage police vehicles like nobody's watching, destroy cctv cameras like

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hot girl shit

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This one nearly ended me

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If you have any information contact Jack Crawford at: 1800-WhereTfDidIGoWrong-666