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[animentality]

[stuckinapril]

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

[stuckinapril]

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[animentality]

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[luxwing]

Video game: (has main character that travels the world alone)

My fuck brain five minutes in: but what if they had a friend

[luxwing]

[svartibaldur]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[theunstoppablenightmare]

[lildumbfairy]

[sudaca-swag]

North Korea is an evil country according to CIA reports, unlike mine, the Democratic paradise with five colonies, two public prison death concentration camps which are famous for violating human rights, the poor children kidnapping centers and the $800B military industry of killing civilians abroad :)

[1anonyymous1]

the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here

[thickness-protection-program]

2026 needs to be the year Americans stop paying taxes

[messygoku]

[thickness-protection-program]

Remember when grocery shopping didn't feel like a sin

[geddyqueer]

good morning. [checks news] oh, never mind.

[sudaca-swag]

kirks death was honestly one of the funniest things that happened this year seconded only by the absolute capitalism hell reaction erika had to it

[sudaca-swag]

you can't even write parodies anymore they're doing the job themselves

[boybeetles]

Someone in Glasgow please go see this for me pls. I will be there in spirit 🙏

[tinyglowingsharks]

Brief report from the flute accompaniment:

It went well! At least 100 people attended, families dogs a solid portion of Glasgow's trans community. There was a really lovely atmosphere, nice weather and a very cheerful celebratory vibe.

After short speeches from the ballhaver and the large dyke (my wife), the ballhaver was given a chupa chup and blindfolded (execution style). The balls were then duly kicked; it made a surprisingly loud dull thumping sound. She fell to the ground to loud cheers and there was a moment of silence while Taps played on the flute. The large dyke wore solovair urban hikers.