Morgasm Wintwhore.

The clear, unfiltered thoughts of a girl, Gets a bit NSFW on here, I'm a kinky muthafucka.

[regularlesbian]

come on

[margbarcis]

this is fucked up 

[ripleyandweeds]

something about this bird just unlocked something insane in scientists’ heads

[regularlesbian]

this is unlocking something insane in my head to be fair

[homunculus-argument]

Your 20s are for looking back to your childhood and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, they shouldn't have done that to me."

Your 30s are for looking back to your 20s and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, I shouldn't have done that to myself."

[saint-batrick]

y'all aren't gonna believe what your 40s are for.

[dunmertitty]

transgender sex?

[vampsprite]

transgender sex.

[nicostiel]

#this had to be done

[jackalopescruff]

First rule for new twitter refugees

suck me sloppy

[regging]

[paladitos]

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

[paladitos]

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!

[paladitos]

[amotleycrew]

hey. the celebrities and corporations are growing to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

[claimedexistence]

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[abizzaman-deactivated20190615]

[froze]

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

[earthdad]

27 Rats, All With Guns And What They Do Next May Surprise You

[thatseductivehorse]

They put down their guns because they are peaceful creatures

[kelssiel]

kids in the car with steve: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

steve: no your parents have dinner at home

the kids: i fucking hate this family

kids in the car with nancy: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

nancy: *pulls into the drivethru*

kids: *cheering*

nancy: one black coffee please

kids in the car with johnathan: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

johnathan: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s almost as if Hugh Hefner was projecting a force-field that protected creepy famous men, and with his death they were suddenly exposed.

[dorkaelskunkworks]

I prefer the “Carrie Fisher is doing her good work from beyond the grave” hypothesis, but hey.  You do you.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

Why do you think those two phenomena are mutually exclusive

[dorkaelskunkworks]

The concept that Carrie Fisher murdered Hugh Hefner from beyond the veil  is actually pretty goddamn satisfying now that you mention it.

[inactive-meltwithmee]

she kilt him

[mitski-miyawakis]

i just witnessed a fucking Murder. and it was Brutal

[kong-kings-deactivated20190410]

Gina!!!!!

[huskyvagina-deactivated20210528]

I was just second hand scalped. She even went for my eyebrows

[antifamutant]

[ithelpstodream]

[whisplings]

[pinkriver69-deactivated20181225]

[ruinedchildhood]

The Incredibles 2 (2018) Official Teaser Trailer