Promising Nothing, Delivering Less

Tager - 31 - transfem (she/they) - asexual and some kinda queer - Passionate about fighting games, giant robots, and a bunch of other nonsense

[latinotiktok]

[kindlysirwolf]

opens my jaw real wide and does this to u

[locked-n-lewded-requiem]

since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

[dikubutto]

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped

[thisiswhymomworries]

Austin Powers girl: Chastity Cage

James Bond girl: Pussy Galore

FIGHT!!

--wait, that's not. well, okay. that was some face slapping, but I don't think they're ....

yeah we're just gonna let this one play out

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[tgirlmaomao]

google.com patchouli knowledge tummy

no... no good...

duckduckgo.com patchouli knowledge tummy

no... its just no good...

bing.com patchouli knowledge tummy

yes yes... here we are...

[mlarayoukai]

genuinely who asked for an oot remake but I saw a comment on the trailers video that when something like "I'll buy this for my son like my father did for me with the original" and I remember normal people exist and my friends and I are the weird ones

[mlarayoukai]

does the 3ds remake mean nothing to you

[curiooftheheart]

It's been longer (15 years) since the 3DS version than it was from the original to the 3DS remake (13 years)

[mlarayoukai]

put that sanae picture away

[qqchurch]

[datasoong47]

[linguisticparadox]

[r5h]

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/

[bralsra-deactivated20250108]

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

[sanguine-squid]

look at my biology headcanons boy

[sanguine-squid]

[sick-ada]

[hiroshotreplica-deactivated20250]

[gojinka]

Happy Easter!

[mutationgirl]

sorry :/ your “boyfriend” was displaying a natural inclination towards the prophetic so we feminized her ^-^ your girlfriend will make a great oracle one day

[kuttithevangu]

In general I think teens being into stuff they don’t fully understand or have context for is fine and not something to worry about. Stretching your horizons is the purpose of being a teen. Sometimes people who stretch their horizons do it a little too hard and they behave in ways that are socially inappropriate, but the solution to that is for someone to gently inform them of where the line is. In the end many adults could actually stand to be more interested in things they don’t understand or have context for

[andreauxminyard]

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

[evilwizard]

say no more

[stupiddykehag]

How it feels complaining at you guys

[guerrillatech]

[audible-smiles]

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

[passumbapper]

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises