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I just want a good life

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[bogleech]

“The Barbarian and the Troll” is a new Nickelodeon show which is generally cute but like most human achievements will probably never be as funny as this one scene ever again.

[bogleech]

bringing this back sadly this show is like impossible to find now

[cali]

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

[cali]

[flimflix]

[powerburial]

now that’s glitching. that’s what its all about baby

[thetyrannosaur]

war is hell

[dogposts]

Flynn the dog taking a dip at the beach! (via)

[dogposts]

wet beast wednesday

[astriiformes]

Frodo may be Bilbo’s actual adopted nephew, but Merry and Pippin are his younger cousins, and Sam is his old gardener’s son whose family he clearly has a soft spot for and who he taught to read and write, and Gimli is the son of one of his old adventuring friends, and Legolas is, similarly, the son of the Elvenking who named him an elf-friend, and we know Aragorn is canonically his friend as well, who he very possibly could have met as a small child in Rivendell when he passed through, so really, like 7/9 members of the Fellowship are people he can employ weird elderly relative (or the honorary equivalent thereof) energy on if he wants to and I think that’s very powerful.

[penny-anna]

the fellowship is 7 people who Bilbo Baggins can employ weird elderly relative energy onto PLUS 1 person who can employ weird elderly relative energy onto Bilbo Baggins PLUS Boromir.

[cunked]

[thelxiepia]

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[yomamapussystink]

follow your dreams

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

Holy shite

[cyrodiil-burns]

No he didn’t

[f1ukemeister24]

You won’t regret unmuting this.

[echo-five-whiskey]

OH my god

[deathtokillian]

[sonofashepherd12576]

This makes that so much funnier because it can be hard to laugh when someone could die

[everythingfox]

“A Boar and some Boarlings out for a stroll”

(via)

[imanes]

[petesfork53]

THE SOUNDS

[kitikattt7]

2008 was a better time…

[mako-reaper-deactivated20230311]

That one time the whole nation got rickrolled but no one was mad about it bless

[justplainsomething]

#I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THIS HAPPENED#AND THEY NEVER BELIEVE M E

[thathealeygirl]

OH YES this was BEAUTIFUL

[askjennaflorida]

Happy 8-year anniversary to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade that got Rickrolled

[classicstardust]

Happy 10 years!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Honey, baby, did you even peel the fucking onion first?

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

Considering what she did with it...I don't think it matters

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Perhaps, but it’s important to me

[utopians]

the great british bake off mexican food ep should be classified as found footage horror

[utopians]

been thinking about that poor avocado all day literally all day

[utopians]

why did they do this to her

[kisstheashes]

Well at least she has a friend

[pan0ramy]

[memeclassheroes]

[ramranchcowboycocks69]

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from an even bigger ass

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

God has spoken

[plankos]

the joke here is that they’re both illiterate

[divinestrike]

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