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it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

“oh yeah i mean im not diabetic but i dont really know how insulin works and i think its kinda freaky that you gotta poke your finger all the time so im gonna go ahead and say insulin is illegal”

thats how it sounds.

sexy-people-contests-2026

Which Kronk is hottest?

Devil

Angel

Base

Remaining time: 2 days 29 minutes

Bet you’ll never guess what gave me this idea

drax-the-vampire-king

I see your poll results but look what he can do

sexy-people-contests-2026

No no he’s got a point

lostinthewrongfandom

The Devil’s ass is very sharp

sexhaver

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

greatcheshire

Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.

zestydippingsauce

drunkenskunk

haridraws

Keep thinking about this Austin Walker post that now lives in my brain. It's a reply to people saying genAI can help creators 'develop concepts' and waste less time on research (x)

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ Fuck off and give me the ball . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

depsidase

autiebiographical

When I used to ask "When are we leaving?" I always got "Not yet," which was frustrating because I didn't want to leave, I just wanted to know how much more time I had left, but I was a kid, and didn't know how to properly word things.

theconcealedweapon

I remember a time when I asked my mom when we were leaving, and she said we'd be leaving soon. It ended up being two hours.

I then asked her why she lied about how long we were staying. She then answered why we stayed, which isn't what I asked. She made it seem like I was being unreasonable for demanding that we leave soon, even though I had literally zero complaint about how long we were staying. And I made that very clear.

She has done that since longer than I can remember. She does something that bothers me, I spell out what part bothers me, she pretends I'm bothered by something else in order to make it look like I'm the unreasonable one.

And not only does she misinterpret and add hidden meanings that I never meant, but she holds onto her interpretation even after I correct her.

elierlick

You wouldn't know it from mainstream media, but cis lesbians are the most supportive group of trans people... even more than trans people ourselves!

Media doesn't present reality: it creates it. The moral panic over trans women in queer spaces is a contrived conflict invented to drive our community apart. But our movements are connected at their core, and we are stronger together.

holy-leapin-splits-batman

punkrorschach

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

punkrorschach

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

black-quadrant

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

moethh

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingcatnine

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

seven-oh-four

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

kingcatnine

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time