Big Booty Blum

[meowdys]

cows are so cool you know. their noses are pink and wet almost like a puppy and they have sandpaper tongues like cats. theyre eveyrthing you could ever want

[meowdys]

so much love to give if you will just accept it into your heart…..

[bigbootyblum]

I can’t accept their love. But I can accept their meat.

[alexander]

ya

[bigbootyblum]

The girl to her right looks just like her. She’s got a twin.

[startrekdeepspacenine]

so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

[yimmypee]

[memewhore]

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[the-meme-offensive]

[autistic-goblin666]

This guy, he is beautiful

[drive2011-deactivated20220420]

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

[sunny-dayze]

The Duolingo owl wrote this post

[memecage]

o no what is this

[transheadcrab]

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

[transheadcrab]

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[enrique262]

How professionals sink nails. 

[medusolo]

[WHACK]

[acheloix]

This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch

Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’

[teamrocketing]

i aM PISSING MYSELF

[n7brendan]

[engimemeing]

the verse just makes this better though

Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?”

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

My family are farmers from my mothers side and when I was a kid my gradmother said something along the lines of “If you can grow anything you have a pure heart, plants feed off your soul as much as they feed off the earth. Be kind of them , they pray to god” she told me this while taking off the spikes of cactus pears. Now I buy dying plants from the hardware store on Clarence and easily bring them back to life, everytime I doubt my heart I bring home hoards of plants to bring back to life as if it’s a test of the purity of my soul.

[capngorgeous]

Every plant I have dies…

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

According to an old lady in a old ass village in Palestine you a bitch then

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[writterings]

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

[unyanizedcatboys]

you’re doing the lord’s work

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time