[whitepeopletwitter]

Bullshit

[ohevoyev]

“i’m a hater” but some of you aren’t out there living the hater lifestyle you’re not committed if you were a real hater you’d go to church and pray for them to die

[headspace-hotel]

Might fuck around and spread misinformation

[headspace-hotel]

PDF stands for penis dick file

[whitepeopletwitter]

[izzypeazy-lemonsqueezy]

People giving the little girl money and not receiving the change:

[punkrock-bottom]

The little girl:

[sammythesheltie]

Relaxing bean in the water 💦.

[pointnclick]

just had a dream someone made a “human inclusivity” flag made up of every skin tone but it quickly became problematic when it was co-opted by a group of online cannibals who called it the “flesh flag”

[schizotypal-pigeon]

I mean cannibals already have a flag, but I could see this happening

[pointnclick]

they what now

[candiikismet]

I tried to take some pictures with my boys the other day. Lemme show y’all how it went! 🤣🤣🤣

[dacelio]

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…

[ditto-licious]

same but with offense 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sonypraystation]

I went to suck this dudes toes and he had six on his right foot and I gasped and he went “no I got 4 on my left so it’s 10” and I never in my life got dicked down so hard

happy valentines day

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lesbianshepard]

can not believe that a 70 year old senator actually uttered the phrase “ignorant slut” about bernie sanders on the senate floor.

[lesbianshepard]

elderly men should definitely call each other “sluts” more often during senatorial meetings. give politics some much needed zest.

[syn-ack]

Hmm. Didn’t deny being a slut… 🤔

[anarchist-revolution]

[bigbubbleforfreedom]

Green Lantern #20- The truth about Hal and Sinestro

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