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happy mother's day to Kakashi for giving birth to Sakura 💕🎉
Happy Mothers Day!!!
I actually commissioned this art from @kumeramen for a 300k hits celebration for Running Through the Halls of Your Haunted Home but then everyone was calling for Obito’s head so I never posted it,,, so enjoy!!
i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY
the other day i posted something on snapchat saying “if we gave monkeys guns i think deforestation would end” and someone sent me a link to an online therapy site i hate it here
i know this really isn't the point but i'm loving the attempt at spelling anonymity
Finally, society managed to combine Morphology (linguistics) and Morphology (biology)
Imagine Danny Fenton working as a security gaurd at Arkum Asylum. Like, he jokes around with the inmates, makes horrible puns, try to get his stick in the mud coworkers to crack a smile. Nobody would take this bean pole seriously. Not noticing the lean muscle underneath his skin, or the way he surveys every room he enters in an instance. He's become a favorite with several inmates like Harley and the Riddler; not afraid to make witty comebacks and banter. There is just one thing though. He tells them one day if they ever try to escape they best do it when he's off the clock because they won't otherwise. Don't mistake this for a challenge, its a warning, he informs them. And the most mysterious thing about this new gaurd is that there has yet to be a successful prison break when he's on duity. This kind of record in Arkum is unheard of. Who knows what kind of attention that might cause. Mabye even the curiosity of a certain local Vigilante.
If I were a villain trying to break out of Arkum and ran into Danny-freaky-ass- slendrman-looking-Fenton standing at the end of an unlit hall lookin’ into my soul with his dead fish eyes I’d turn right the fuck around.
Some punks with more guts than brains tried to charge him and Guard Fenton just stared them down until the inmates lost their nerve and wouldn’t get any closer than ten feet from Fenton. The lights flicker. He doesn’t move, doesn’t blink. The man might not even breathe. The feeling is similar to walking through the forest and stumbling across a bear standing in your path. Something that seems so friendly from a distance but you dare not cross in close quarters. Something that makes your heart fall out through the seat of your pants.
Hardened crooks who would willingly risk being tracked down by The Bat if they escaped won’t gamble their chances with Fenton. The guy simply has bad vibes, “horror movie vibes” as Harley so eloquently puts it. For everyone who has the good sense to stay put during Danny’s shift they get a bright, friendly smile and a congratulatory “Good choice” during his rounds later. Two words that feel suspiciously like dodging a bullet.
Fun Bonus Ideas:
Inmates place bets as to what kind of messed up stuff Fenton gets up to in has spare time to have such sketchy vibes. The most popular vote is serial killer. Another fan favourite guess is underground fighter, the Deathmatch variety.
At some point during his high school career Danny got tired of running off to transform into Phantom to fight ghosts and started throwing hands as Fenton. From an outside perspective this looks like Amity Park is full of metas and Danny Fenton has a history of getting into fights with them.
People who’ve been in Arkham for more than a month maintain an active betting pool regarding newer inmate activity vs That One Prison Guard
Newer inmates are like ???? Why the fuck do you let this guy push you around??? He’s a child like half your size???
Danny, directly behind them- breathing cool vapor down their necks with his spooky fukcn eyes:
“h̴̨̢̧̻̤̬̭̤̗͙͈͙͉̃̋̓̋̓̿̓͆̕͘͜͠͝ͅě̸̡̛͉͖̠̺̜̺͕͎̅̍̈́̀̽̆̈́̍̾͝y̷̜̥͔̐̾͛́͑, ̶͓̫̬̣̯͗͆Ì̸̛̛͓̬̠͍͍͍̥͕̜̔̀̆̐̍̓͌̔̽͘͝’̴̨͖̼͉͈̭̙͎̖̗͓̣͙̹̅̇ͅm̶̛͍̤̠̱̯̙͍̯̗̐̍̈͋͂̅͛̐̏͑͘͜͝ ̴̟̉̽͗̔͝l̵͚͎͕͍̅͋į̴̨͖͔̰̭̗̹̔͋̍̔̋͐͛̿̚͜͝ͅk̴̬͈͈͖͙̥̞̰̲̭̟͈̽ͅe̷̥̮̎̀̀̕͝ͅ ̷̦̰͈͕̖͎͚͙̂͗͆2̵̘̠͂̈́̄̓̆̀̿̐̕͝͠3̸̜͍̜̱͕̠̒͆͊̇̃̃̀̆̽”
🐉🌸♀️'s baby, who barely knows how to speak, suddenly runs to papa, crying.
🐉, carrying him: "What is the matter? Why are you crying?"
🍼: "Grampa Lilia... Grampa... WAAAAAH!!!"
🐉: "Did he turn your clothes blue again?"
The child shakes his head.
🐉: "Then what did he do? How can we have our revenge if you don't tell me?"
🍼, trying to verbalize through sobs: "Grampa said Papa... Papa..."
🐉: "What about me?"
🍼: "Papa's... Papa is Malius..."
🐉, confused: "Did he now?"
🍼: "PAPA IS PAPA! NOT MALIUS!! PAPA IS MY PAPA!!"
At the boy's furious wailings, the father laughs. Now he understands. It's the distress of a child who had his only knowledge of the world turned upside-down.
🐉: "I see. Well, I call you my son. Your mother calls you 'my baby'. But does Uncle Silver call you 'son' or 'baby' too?"
The boy shakes his head.
🐉: "What does he call you?"
🍼: "Malakai..."
🐉: "And that is because that's your name. Your mother and I call you 'son' because you were born from us, and you call me papa in return. But I was not born from Lilia, so he calls me Malleus instead. That is my name."
Malakai hiccups, trying to digest what his dad just said.
🐉: "Do you know what Mama's name is?"
🍼: "Mama is... Mama..."
🐉: "It's Yuu."
The child's brows crinkle in concentration. Then they loosen. Then he explodes into another fit of cries.
🍼: "Malakai is not Mama! Mama is Mama!!"
🐉: "No, not the pronoun. Her name is Yuu, spelled Y-U-U."
The boy is too young. He doesn't understand those terms.
🍼: "Why Papa say Mama is not my Mama?"
🐉: "What do you mean Mama is not-- No, no. Don't say it like that. The castle will misinterpret you and spread nasty rumors--"
🍼: "PAPA SAY MAMA IS NOT MY MAMA!!"
🐉: "Stop, stop-- YOU THERE, THE GAGGLE OF MAIDS. This is the incoherent rambling of a child, understood? If I hear ANY RUMOR about our family, I have your faces memorized--"
But the boy has already slapped him in the face with his tail; hopping to the ground before making a beeline to somewhere else-- likely his mom.
By the Seven, he had a lot of cleaning up to do.
like playdoh
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Mmmmmm… thinking about a Young/Genin!Fugaku who keeps telling people he has a high metabolism to hide the fact that he never learned how to cook more than rice because his parents are dead and nobody realized that nobody took up the process of raising him 😭😭. And the few times he tried, he ended up sick from food poisoning or something, so he just sticks to rice and buying food as much as his budget/playing things off can allow :(((
Awwww.
Shisui had a similar sort of experience. He and Obito only met because Shisui was trying to steal food from a vendor Obito was assisting. Obito covered for him, and I imagine his grandmother was the first person to try teaching him how to cook.
(It was kinda tricky to employ this new skill and came with plenty of risks [he has more than a few scars from having boiling water thrown on him; he claims they're from practicing fire jutsu though], but it was useful if he could ensure Sachiko wasn't home.)
Babies are socially accepted parasites.
When u read Ayn Rand 1 time
They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment
When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times
LEGENDARY GRANDMA PULL TODAY AT WORK
finally, someone for tumblr
[Image description: Screenshot that reads: St. Julian the Hospitaller is the patron saint of clowns and circus workers, innkeepers, fiddle players, jugglers, childless people, and murderers. End description.]
looks like his feast day is in TWO DAYS
happy this guy's day, everybody
I needed this drag. Let’s change guys and not look back
working out your brain is a must!!
• hydrate it by drinking lots of water
• eat dark chocolate and blueberries and walnuts and salmon and other foods high in antioxidants!!
• play little brain games on your phone; I like wordconenct! anything that makes you think!
• read books. It’s simple but necessary. Even better - join a book club, or read with a friend, so you can have discussions after. This will improve your reading comprehension.
• do puzzles - it doesnt have to be sudoku, I love playing Beat Saber on the Oculus Rift because it makes my brain have to match colorful patterns to physical movements very quickly!
• learn a new dance - even a tik tok trendy dance. Learning new dance moves are proven to strengthen synapses!!
• go bird watching, or foraging, or anything outdoors that requires you to explore pattern recognition and visual searching
• watch a movie with the intent of analysis - this is best done with a cinephile friend!! talk about tropes and symbolism and character growth
• cross stitch, or sew, or do anything that requires matching nimble hand movements to patterns
• play or learn an instrument!
• develop a consistent sleep schedule (or as close to consistent as you can get!)
• when eating, try to identify the ingredients and flavors you’re perceiving!
I hope this helps :)
I like how this went from me feeling like “hm why is this attacking me 🤨” at first, but feeling grateful seeing an added guide on a genuine expansion on a “ how to” work out the brain. This genuinely helps a bunch. People find solace in doing activities that get them through life by doing said activities of phone/tv or if that’s all they’ve ever known in their life to get them through things + etc tho. However, this was very impt to point out. Slowly beginning incorporating things to work the brain in ones own time.
happy birthday gromit
it’s february 12th happy birthday gromit!!
If we think about it, Hani is the only host who has canon love interest that isn't Haruhi
