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elafant

reblog if you dont have a bra on

So, how many of y’all can spare $2-$5 to help a guy out of a financial tight spot?

Venmo - @bigdaddychaz

Cashapp - $bigdaddychaz4

I really appreciate it. Between bills and a much needed car repair, I’m sinking, and have nowhere else to turn.

#signal boost #help help help

cobwebkitten-deactivated2020101

reblog if you’d like one of these in your inbox

- ask me things you want to know about me

- why you follow me

- what’s on your mind/what you’re thinking about

- a compliment

- make me choose between two things

- ask for advice

- tell me a secret

- things you associate me with

- anything!!!!

heymamona

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

whirelez

Double Corgi Pounder T-Shirt

If you love corgis and eating double quarter pounders, then why not combine them together to create a ‘Double Corgi Pounder’?

https://tinyurl.com/y8vakuo8

“@MTV @SpongeBob The same way we used to hear music on your channel.”

Dude just burned MTV...

#mtv (us)#savage #signal boost

zzdigital

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

adriofthedead

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

paulichu

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

samarajournal

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

espeoradar

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

recondite-room

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

nickthepigeon

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

therightprometheanfire

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

hopetimistic

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

samwise-the-true-hero-deactivat

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

catleecious

unimpressedcats

Kitty massage

pettyartist

Fun fact! This action is called “snurgling”.

It’s a kitten’s way of stimulating mommy to make milk… some cats never stop doing it and will even snurgle things like fleecy blankets or stuffed animals or your leg/tummy