The United Federation of Lilith

Come and embrace the Dark Goddess, Lilith, within you. Here things will be inspirational, naughty, gay, funny, fandom(y), and utterly rebellious! Also an alumni brother of the Gamma Rho chapter of the BEST fraternity Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia Fraternity of America, Inc.! All Hail Brothers! Also a witch so I accept ask and questions related to my craft!

[great-and-small]

Had a woman bring in her ferret for an exam and when I went into the room a second ferret poked its head out of her bag. In delighted surprise I exclaimed “oh you have two!” and she immediately responded “yes, I’m a small business owner”

Have to admit it took me a second

[nyanbinyuri]

[librarian-raichu]

They’re the backbone of our economy

[katestewartt]

"I used to know your grandad, Wilf. I loved that man."

[upthewitchypunx]

Last night on the Max train home from seeing Depeche Mode there was this seat that had a pile of Corn Flakes in it.

In my head, it's either an art installation or a wizard got mad and turned someone into a pile of Corn Flakes.

[friend-crow]

Wizard got mad and turned someone into an art installation.

[upthewitchypunx]

This is the 3rd thing I had not thought of, thank you.

[everythingfox]

Cat spring

(via)

[meltielyn]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

this is a murder scene

[katelyn-danger]

Laura Palmer

[puba24]

I really love Gravity Falls and time to time do some stuff :3

[corpsemo]

<3

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Kdramas be like: This is a RomCom, but first, THE HORRORS

[prensperisia]

[rontology]

thinkin thoughts! this one’s called “niche market”

[rontology]

seeing everyone’s tags on this over the years makes me so emotional. I made this when I was 22 and just starting hrt, and I was so worried I’d be single forever because I wasn’t an easy fit. I’m happily married now and very glad I am who I am. sending endless love to all the other basement ska shows

[schreibfederlaerm]

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

[tastefullyoffensive]

[obsidian-hollow-archives]

"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

[depsidase]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

I have never wanted an imaginary thing more than this.

[fyblackwomenart]

Oksana Salimova

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[mtfoss]

What they try to bury here is that people uninstalled to switch to better adblockers that actually work to block youtubes bullshit