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JBB: An Artblog!
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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art blog(derogatory)
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Xuebing Du

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Mike Driver

ellievsbear
Three Goblin Art

Kiana Khansmith
trying on a metaphor
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@bigdipper219
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modern greek mythology adaptation where hades and persephone are played by john mulaney and his wife
She’s hades, he’s Persephone
Oh no, no. John Mulaney is 100% Hades.
Loves his wife
Is actually pretty chill except when it comes to stupid people
Can’t stand up for himself when others try to do him wrong
And from what we hear about her, she’s very Persephone.
Easy to underestimate
Knows her own mind
Will cut you
“So, I meet this wonderful lady. Just fantastic, my heart does that thing where it’s skipping beats, and I - all of you think I’m going to talk about how I suavely asked her out, and that is not what happened.
“I ride up in my chariot, and the first - this is literally the first thing I say to her is ‘do you want to meet my dog’?
“And this - I - this is a sign that this woman is my soul mate - she looks at her friends hanging around and says, ‘sure, catch you later, guys’.
“I’m going to skip forward here a couple of dates - no, don’t - this is not the story of how my wife met my dog - and her mom - her mom - finds out she’s seeing me. Now I know everyone jokes about how a girl’s dad is this big, hulking - going to hunt you down if you’re dating his daughter and he doesn’t like you. But if you say that, it’s because you’ve never had some girl’s mom glaring up at you from like - her mom’s like two inches taller than her, so this little furious glare from around my chin area, saying her daughter’s not allowed to come see me anymore.
“And this - okay, this is when I knew I was going to marry this girl, she looks at her mom and, cool as anything, says, ‘Too late, mom. I met his dog, ate dinner over here. I’m staying’.”
@allidrawscomics, @crazyforgreekmythology
Oh my god, I was going to do an alternate goof comic about how Hades chokes up when asking Persephone out and can only manage “DO YOU WANT TO MEET MY THREE-HEADED DOG” and Persephone is just like “DO I EVER” but then I never got around to it.
I’m so glad this is out in the world now :’)
“All these other gods, they just cheat on their wives. All the time. With literally anything that moves. My wife has one request.. don’t cheat on me.. THE BAR HAS NEVER BEEN LOWER! My wife? My wife is my hero. She is a dynamite, five foot, springtime bitch and she is the BEST.”
Can this freaking happen PLEASE?
“Seen my dad, have you?”
a decade of oscar isaac
#thor can absolutely control mjolnir’s trajectory #so he smashed up strange’s house on purpose #which i find hilarious #the very definition of ‘sorry not sorry’ (via @theotherodinson)
Honestly if Benedict Cumberbatch kidnapped me I would do the same
He’s definitely doing it because Strange kept doing the teleport-them-around-with-no-warning thing. Like “Oh wow what a shame that all that stuff got smashed maybe using magic pointlessly when I could have just walked wasn’t the best idea and was actually really inconvenient for you, this other person being affected by my actions”
“LET THIS BE A LESSON TO U”
This is your brain when you needlessly use magic
Or… considering that Thor is ultimately a good natured person, and that he was never even walked into Strange’s sanctum he has no idea how to get around the sanctum without teleportation so he’s probably just extremely lost because the sanctum is actually pretty big
sock doesn’t fit
90s babies how do we feel about entering our 30s in this new decade?
Father George with The Child via Jon Favreau's twitter
when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite you
A thing I doodled today,,, whilst looking @ photos of raccoons :O
Apparently Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Birds of Prey wielding a crossbow isn’t sexy according to a man ??
it’s almost as if men are used to seeing women in film through a male gaze where they are sexualized and objectified for male pleasure and approval.??
huh anyway MEN are weak and ladies enjoy Mary Elizabeth Winstead looking hot and powerful as Huntress
like THAT ^^^^^^^^^ is sexy men need to grow up
Hmmmmm I wonder why
I know this isn't specifically about Harley Quinn, but since it's her movie, I gotta make the comparison. I mean I wonder why all men were drooling over this Harley
But I havent heard a single male praise for her hotness since the trailers for her movie came out and they find out now she looks like this
I MEAN
I W O N D E R W H Y
the difference a woman makes thank god
not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat
This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
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