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I was born to be a hater and a hater I shall be

[therebelcaptain]

film bros on instagram are having a field day posting about grieg fraser’s cinematography the past few weeks but all of them seem allergic to including this moment from rogue one:

[bigmamasup]

God I miss them

[bigmamasup]

I'M HAWKIN MY FIC!!!

“You can’t leave,” he murmurs, “because you’re always here.” “Here? Where?” “You don’t get it!” Mike repeats, shaking his head vigorously. “Get what?” Will asks, almost pleads, desperate to get off the absurd merry-go-round. “Mike, what are you talking about?” He hears Mike take a deep breath. The space-time continuum trembles. Then—

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[furimmer96arts]

I’m sooooo ready

[bigmamasup]

We deserved something sooooo much darker in S5 and I love this art SO MUCH! It reminds me of the loading screen in Soma:

Or the poster for Jacob's Ladder:

[jyndor]

cassian andor did not die so that you dumb bitches could disrespect jyn erso like this i stg

[bigmamasup]

"I haven’t been Mike the Brave for a long time. But of course I haven't, because you're not here. You make me brave. That's how the whole thing works."

[bigmamasup]

This article needs to be more widely known in the Bylerverse. It is craaaaaazy long, and the author is extraordinarily prone to digressions, but it's such a satisfying read nonetheless. I'm gonna be turning this one over in my brain for a while. Bonus feature: Psychics in the comments.

Stranger than you think (example: “Stranger Things”)

How not to miss the central metaphor of a story.

[bigmamasup]

So one common criticism of Stranger Things S5 is that no major characters died or were even really hinted to be in danger, and thus there were no emotional stakes. I'm not really keen on seeing characters I like suffer, but: Will’s connection to Henry means they both must die for the world to be saved. Will prepares to sacrifice himself. At the last minute, Mike takes him by the hand. "You're not going alone. I would rather die with you than live without you." They embrace and disappear. "Heroes" starts playing. Everybody claps. Is this anything?

[bigmamasup]

So Mike and Eleven can make out sloppy style at age 13 but legal adult Will Byers can't get a lil smoocherino from his legal adult epilogue boyfriend ooooooookaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[bigmamasup]

I hate to say it because I am not a fan of this writing choice but I'm pretty sure you win the ship war by default if both members of the couple are alive at the end

[bigmamasup]

The general audience/haters/bitches keep making fun of Bylers and other fans for "still" discussing the show ("It's almost March bro let it go!!1!1), but that's such a braindead take. Worthwhile media is still talked about long after it ends; that's how we know it's worth our while. Hell, critics are still fighting about whether or not "Ode to a Grecian Urn" is actually about an urn. That's because it's a good-ass poem.

[bigmamasup]

You know what, I think Vecna won. Fuck it.

[bigmamasup]

Something I've learned the hard way is that there is a certain segment of every fandom that will gobble up the main heterosexual couple like they're starving dogs. They will never, ever question it. It is exempt from all analysis or criticism. It doesn't matter if the characters have the same effect on each other as toxic mold spores. They are The Canon Couple and dissent will simply not be tolerated. I know there's nothing I can do about this but as a fellow straight I want to take a firm stance against hetslop.

[bigmamasup]

Just remembered I have an old Stranger Things poster at my parents' house....Can't wait to go visit and recycle that shiiiiiiiii

[bigmamasup]

Writing a fanfic where nobody cranks they hog and knowing full well that means it'll get *maybe* 20 hits and 2 kudos but still finishing it because my heart is pure and I'm here for the love of the game

[bigmamasup]

something about byler hits like crack cocaine idk

[spideynap]

The words echoed like a spell

But will the heart suffice? 3/?

EYOOOO chat am I putting this boy thru too much? Ay whatever it's too late anyway. Let me know what you guys think about this<3

[scoopstroopog]

"mike was the first person to treat el with kindness and like a human being"

put some respect on his fucking name please