Easy is as Easy Does

Jes, 29, she/her. Basically this is a Critical Role blog now.

[arrow-ettes]

how it's feeling rn

[epiclad]

“Be the chaos you want to see in the world.”

[greelin]

they should invent something that you can use to indicate you are turning or switching lanes in a vehicle

[magpie-scraps]

[feyspeaker]

💙🍭💚

last day to join for my Fjorester themed print club!

[inravenroux]

Day 28 of valentinewolf - The Pack!!

i want to thank everyone who has supported me this month of ships, i've had such fun and lerned so much drawing a new ship every day!! I hope you all enjoyed seeing my lil drawings, and onto even more art!!!

Prompt List

[fintan-pyren]

Obviously blonde4blonde ships are fucked up and scary, but it's important to remember that fiction isn't reality. Many people enjoy things in fiction that would be fucked up irl, and writing blonde4blonde ships doesn't inherently mean that someone is actually okay with two blonde people dating in real life.

[dogpuppy]

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[ellynneversweet]

Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

[houndmother]

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

[houndmother]

exactly

[fangs-4-fags]

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

[fangs-4-fags]

and yes, it is sexual

[hotlightning]

ok chat I got another question for you.

my coworker recently told me "it's normal for your bedroom to not have a door lock".

to which I looked at him with abject horror.

Were you allowed to lock your bedroom door growing up?

Not even allowed to have it closed

No. parent's house, parents rules, etc.

This wasn't a problem for me

My privacy was respected (yes)

Voting ended onSep 27, 2025

[chamomile-teabag]

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

[bigpenisbiggerwallet]

Every time I need my own big sister my aunt and cousin-in-law step up and I'm so grateful man

[coldswarkids]

where do you fall on the nerd-jock spectrum?

100% nerd | 0% jock

90% nerd | 10% jock

80% nerd | 20% jock

70% nerd | 30% jock

60% nerd | 40% jock

50% nerd | 50% jock

40% nerd | 60% jock

30% nerd | 70% jock

20% nerd | 80% jock

10% nerd | 90% jock

0% nerd | 100% jock

i am bald 😌

Voting ended onJun 9, 2025

[bigpenisbiggerwallet]

This is the fourth time in my life I've made myself incredibly sick by taking way too many painkillers but I maintain if you can still feel the pain you should keep taking pills, the unforseen consequences are the new pain that has unfolded upon has rendered me so fucking slow and useless both jobs sent me home early and I may not live to see dawn and despite all that the original pain has still not stopped