holy hell

Carly, 29, you can message me if you wanna know anything else idk

[everythingfox]

[austimpowerz]

posts that make you feel like a crumb or perhaps a pea

[yuriinullification]

topless mahjong is gonna be the next big thing

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[commodorecliche]

[a-l-i-a-h-h]

When I was 12 I thought it was the coolest thing I’d ever seen

[sloppystyle]

[kapacb413]

[heavenlyhorses]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[darkieforfun]

[fintan-pyren]

Obviously blonde4blonde ships are fucked up and scary, but it's important to remember that fiction isn't reality. Many people enjoy things in fiction that would be fucked up irl, and writing blonde4blonde ships doesn't inherently mean that someone is actually okay with two blonde people dating in real life.

[rexim-djm]

[teathattast]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

play that hurdy gurdy white boy

[givemeamccall]

patiently waiting......

[givemeamccall]

patiently waiting......

[bunniope]

your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor :/

[blackpyrefly]

i stuck my hand inside the hollow suit of armour and it was wet in there

[bunniope]

what's your problem

[blackpyrefly]

it was wet in there

[goldensunset]

the nearest depiction of an animal or other sentient fantasy creature to you at this moment comes to life right where it is (i.e. cat photograph, shark plushie, dragon painting, etc)

what happens to you

i am so dead

i need to go to the hospital

maybe a few things to be looked at but i’m fine in the end

i’m totally fine

i’m totally fine and i’m happy

my situation is really really really specific lemme tell you about it

n/a

Voting ended onJan 11

assume it doesn’t know you (unless it’s actually a specific animal you’ve met) and that it’s normal for its species and would do whatever was natural for it. including being too giant for and destroying the room it’s in. as well as dying immediately if its environment can’t support its life

[redstonedust]

always good to have friends who are at least 5 years older than you and friends who are at least 5 years younger than you. being the youngest person you know will make you feel like an inexperienced child who knows nothing of the world. being the oldest person you know will make you feel like the joker.

[redstonedust]

every time i see a 19 year old friend do something successful i can be comforted by the fact i also know people who are 35 and unemployed. nobody has to run on the same time and the world is beautiful.......

[spid3r-trans]

nothing scarier than activity on an old post.....where did u find that thang

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I don’t think I have the chops for D&D or other tabletop RPGs but I could make a good DM’s assistant. I don’t play the game but I sit and listen and then after the session the DM can ask me for ideas.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

and I am in character as the king’s most trusted advisor the whole time

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I could say things like “yes, my liege, most clever, my liege” and keep notes for the DM and maybe supply a few character voices. and serve everyone very sinister tea.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

No. I’m not looking for any words. Dungeon Mentat suits me just fine.

[arsnof]

I believe he rolled a 3,my lord... He does this to spite you...