may your organs fail before your dreams fail you

|| Rhiannon || She/Her || I like animal facts and being too emotional over imaginary people || icon by @kurocyou ||

[unknownbearing]

[wizard-loving-wizard]

lou 🥰🥰🥰

[corrya]

How it feels watching your tumblr mutuals engage in discourse about fandoms you've never heard of

[gothicprep]

one of my classic texts, from the archives

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[depsidase]

[ricky-tiki-tah]

I love how the biggest space guys on tumblr right now, Dr. Captain Ryland Grace and Simon the Convict, are played by Mark “send me to space I don’t care if I don’t come back” Iplier, and Ryan “oh my god please don’t send me to space. Why are you sending me to space?!?” Gosling.

I just think that’s hilarious

[ajmakesart]

they have the sparklies, your honor.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation

[twobeesornottwobees]

as someone on the asexual spectrum, this shift in language genuinely made me feel more comfortable and happy in fandom spaces. i've never once wanted to lick a man's abs. i HAVE wanted to chain a man to my radiator. and that's beautiful.

[marlynnofmany]

Rotating the blorbo in the microwave of your mind just says so much. No specifics needed.

[pukicho]

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

[beanssssssssss56]

So the vehicle version of you?

[pukicho]

I am not as big

[internaleggplant]

Bro is petite

[pukicho]

I am not 4 tons

[fruitcakebro]

Bro is tiny.

[pukicho]

I am just not 4 tons

[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

[daughterofsarenrae]

To really put it in perspective

[flootzavut]

Immediately I love him

[simoneashley]

Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid for GQ Hype by Huy Luong

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[deliverancefromfear]

[marxistmandalorian]

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

[cryptotheism]

Your coworker with a septum piercing is not going to fix your life and you do not have to play magic the gathering with him. The world is full of demons.

[theonion]