There Is No Defeat For The Kuja.

| Hawke | They/ Them | 24 |

[bigpimpingwhore]

About Me:

Hi, I’m Hawke. I go by they/ them pronouns. This used to be a focused blog but now I am not on here enough to have a topic so the general census is anime/ shit post content.

[sindirimba]

what was your childhood book series

wayside school

bunnicula

scary stories to tell in the dark

choose your own adventure

the baby-sitter's club

goosebumps

ramona

american girl

calvin & hobbes

the eyewitness books

improbably something else not contained by this list

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

this list is very relatable and applicable to everyone of all ages and locales and interests

[bigpimpingwhore]

THE FUCK YALL KNOW ABOUT CHET GECKO?

[galindawithga]

[bigpimpingwhore]

Where are the Megan Hilty fanfics because I know that woman would read them. I don’t want to read them I just want the amusement of knowing she would scrape the internet for them.

[bigpimpingwhore]

I just heard a Brit say “a spice bag would kill an American,” … baby that’s onions pepper fries and some chicken nuggets. EAT A BOUDIN BALL WITH PEPPER JACK AND TRY NOT TO CHOKE you tasteless fucks.

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[bigpimpingwhore]

I don’t ever talk about Sleep Token on here but the lore plagues me and I think Sleep is an Angler Fish because of the context we get through there music. There is a constant allusion to whole consumption and the attraction to light in a way that is constantly foreboding (I plus also talk about all of Hypnosis right here too but that’s not gonna happen) and while yes that could be a euphemism for any relationship with a higher power there is a constant distinct mention of teeth along with the light euphemisms and it always comes after the light.

Any ways what do I know I’m just a casual (I am not casual about sleep token at all)

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Sasha the Christmas tiger my absolute beloved

[kyraneko]

Ah, a splendid specimen of the Yule Cat.

Scientific name Felis navidad, of course.

[dduane]

Sasha’s back! :)

[bigpimpingwhore]

THEY GAVE MY BITCH MIRKO THE BOA HANCOCK SPECIAL IM DEAD AND HORNY

[bigpimpingwhore]

Some German meme crashed my tumblr

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

mm fulled of eggs

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT

[koscheiisms]

[tht-pigeon]

Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[bigpimpingwhore]

Cnc is a tumblr moot

[gooseworx]

Probably overhyped episode 3 a bit, so I apologize to everyone who's expecting it to be a groundbreaking masterpiece of existential horror, when it's mostly just gonna be another silly circus episode with some spooky shit in it.

[bigpimpingwhore]

Silly fucking circus episode- you abstract monopoly piece, you made me rethink my resentment towards my father.

[bigpimpingwhore]

Seeing old moots get exponentially hornier in their main posts is so fun, like, “yes bitch, slut out.”

[lorettafryingpan]

Dessa’s tweets speak to me on a spiritual level

[gooseworx]

I like when she

[bigpimpingwhore]

There is something about Cyn that is just “lizard coded” and I cannot put my finger on it but like this bitch is not a murderous computer this is one of them desert geckos that sprays shit from its tail glands