"Baby, you wish you were me!"

Princess of Greed, daughter of Mammon, Hell's favorite rockstar! Helps fund the Hazbin Hotel cause our girl likes attention a little more than money. Not by much, but she loves her family. Embodiment of non-tangible greed. (Blog may be vulgar or crass)

[mutinyofgreed]

Masterpost!

Hey, mun here! Here's some basic info about Mutiny!

Links

Mutiny's Relationship Chart , Merry Christmas, Lute , Mutiny And Abel meet ,

Facts about Mutiny

Number 1, Mammon's daughter, obvi. Sees sins and Charlie as family. She looks different from him bc is my head Mammon has an albino gene passed down to the family males and Mutiny didn't get that! So hence her darker fur, but like some baby spiders, it was lighter when she was much younger!

Number 2, Mutiny is five years younger than Charlie (who in my mind is 25 in the pilot)

Number 3, Mutiny has a small case of facial blindness, the less she knows you, the less she could recognize you.

Number 4, Mutiny participated in the Exterminations and was close with Adam as she often went to Heaven meetings for Lucifer. Adam and Lute were kinda like the aunt and uncle she could be aggressive around.

Number 5, she has a deep hatred of sinners, stemming from the fact she once dated Velvette only to find out the Vee had been dosing her on love potion. She still hasn't gotten over rhat.

Number 6, she gets sleepy in winter as in my mind that is the time fluffy demons like spider demons hibernate. Do actual spiders hibernate? Who knows!

Number 7, total dad's favorite. Mammon has a favorite child and it's her. (Rip her twin bro Zaleus, favorite child status denied)

Number 8, major party girl, gets it from her auntie Bee! Growing up, Lilith was one of her only mother figures as girl's bio mom kinda dipped.

Number 9, actually really close to Fizzaroli but pretends not to around her dad. But that is her favorite imp!

Number 10, Lute is her second mom figure and taught her how to fight, often being the one to sneak her into fighting in exterminations and now Mutiny is helping train Abel, who she's becoming a good friend to.

Number 11 super approving of Vaggi and Charlie dating, but acts a little tough to Vaggi to show that if the angel ever breaks her cousin's heart, she will have to handle her wrath.

Number 12, Alastor pushed off the balcony once when she was taking a weed nap. She is .. very bitter over it

Number 13, her and Satan aren't on speaking terms as during a court trial, he accidentally struck her. While completely accidental, it really shook her as Satan was the uncle she had always felt safest around

Va claim: Meghan Fox with an Australian accent.

Mutiny's dad: @bigtopmammon

Blondie!: @band-man-abe

Adam: @jupitersdick

Lute: @sanctusvindictis

[d0llnkiss]

if you had to choose between a princess of greed(Mammon's daughter mutiny, she's someone's oc but they have a blog for her) or Charlie, who would you pick?

As long as the princess of greed doesn't cry over some random koalas, I would probably pick her

[mutinyofgreed]

(so, uh, Mutiny's mun here, this came across my feed in what feels like divine intervention. This is hilarious to me cause in Mutiny's cannon, she did date Velvette but only because Velvette was using love potion on her and their breakup was so messy voxtek can no longer do business with the greed ring and Mutiny does not even publicly acknowledge she ever dated Velvette anymore)

[lowkeyluminary]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE AN RP BLOG I CAN SPAM WITH ASKS

perferably WITH the blog but you guys do you

[titan-tsams]

There be shenanigans afoot

https://www.tumblr.com/lilyissuswritings2/812176365600325632/you-guys-what?source=share

LMAO I LOVED THAT

[lilyissuswritings2]

Which part was your favorite? Mine is still the image of Moonflower, Carmine, and Mel all leaning in to get the gossip

[titan-tsams]

I liked the part of Jack eating the taser lol

[lilyissuswritings2]

It tasted sparky.

[titan-tsams]

Wow, now he knows what Cosmos probably tasted before he got blown up :3

[lilyissuswritings2]

Molly also got brushed by the taser, but she's fine she has more tolerance from the shocks playtime co staff used to do in conditioning she never fell to. Still stung and left marks though

[titan-tsams]

Awwww :(

[lilyissuswritings2]

It's okay, Monty took them all out for A MEAL OF CHAMPIONS.... With one detour for Solar to get the tazer out of Jack, it was making his legs twitch

[titan-tsams]

Damn

[lilyissuswritings2]

He was fine, the electricity was just causing his leg endo to move. After that, they got THE FEAST OF CHAMPIONS at Golden Corral.(Molly's favorite)

Also Moon ends up sueing the woman BECAUSE YOU DON'T TOUCH HIS BABIES, DAUGHTER OR SON, YOU DON'T TOUCH A DA CHILD

[titan-tsams]

DONT TOUCH THE CHILD

[lilyissuswritings2]

moon in his head, he knows he can't legally do it. Also hear me out, during the teaps 2.0 show, Molly inviting FC back to the old house like "you know, Uncle Lunar is out of the house, it'd be just us, so we get to watch whatever we want!" And it sounds all flirty and stuff and then it just cuts to them binging the entirely of Ducktales 2016, with popcorn and m&ms

[titan-tsams]

Lmao

[lilyissuswritings2]

I like to think they make plans out loud that other people(outside people who know them) think are sexual but it ends up being harmless and they giggle like two little shits because 1, neither of them are interested, and 2, neither of them have the parts for it!

They just like making older customers gasp scandalously. It's fun

[titan-tsams]

HEHEHEHEH THATS SO FUNNY THOOOO

[lilyissuswritings2]

THEY WANNA GIVE THE BOOMERS HEART ATTACKS

[titan-tsams]

YEAHHHHH

[mutinyofgreed]

Also Molly totally has a pin that says "I drank the gay frog water". She bi and enjoys being a little crap to homophobes because usually scary uncle eclipse is rrriggght behind her to be even more scary. Like "oh, sorry, you have a problem with me? Let me get my manager! Oh Eclipse!"

[allastoredeer]

Exorcist Alastor has one job each Extermination and that is to kill Overlords.

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

The only way I would consider going to Heaven!

[first-sinner-of-hell]

So, the only way you would consider going to Heaven is if you get to inflict the same pain others have done to you first.

No wonder you are not getting reedemed any time soon!!

[valentinomothdaddy]

And he looks good doing it~

Damn that hip sway~

[first-sinner-of-hell]

Valentino, that is not the issue here!

[valentinomothdaddy]

Of course it’s not the issue! It’s a perk~

[mutinyofgreed]

"Now, hold on, let's let him cook. Those heels gotta be hard to walk in. Not much support m let's see if he can walk the walk."

[band-man-abe]

You should go meet Mutiny's parent for a family dinner

Oh? Should I?

@mutinyofgreed

@bigtopmammon

[mutinyofgreed]

"Uhhh... My brother and I are a bit tense right now. But dad( @bigtopmammon ) is pretty chill."

[bigtopmammon]

Haven’t I met this runt already? Why’s he look so familiar? You banging my daughter, blondie?

[thequillpill]

Uh, well, I wouldn't say 'bangin', we just met ||

(I'm gonna characterize Abel as ace. Maybe sex repulsed, actually. He practically grew up in heaven, and never got to find a partner or have a child on earth)

[bigtopmammon]

Can ya speak up, ya mousy bitch? Don’t tell me my little girl's settling with a wimp loike you? First impression ain’t looking too good, champ. Better wow me before I ban ya from seeing 'er! Clock's tickin'.

[mutinyofgreed]

"Oi, don't be too hard on him, he's just a bit.. nervous. You are kinda a big deal, dad."

( @band-man-abe )

[band-man-abe]

You should go meet Mutiny's parent for a family dinner

Oh? Should I?

@mutinyofgreed

@bigtopmammon

[mutinyofgreed]

"Uhhh... My brother and I are a bit tense right now. But dad( @bigtopmammon ) is pretty chill."

[bigtopmammon]

Haven’t I met this runt already? Why’s he look so familiar? You banging my daughter, blondie?

[mutinyofgreed]

"DAD! WE'RE NOT FUCKING - We're like... Barely dating! I have more class than that!"

( @band-man-abe )

[bigtopmammon]

Me. Mammon, idea. Bathbombs. Mammon themed or money themed. Like, they make the water have the same print as money, smells like smashed fruit or whatever. Tagline? Simple. "Relax like Mammon" sell it to the people who love skincare.

Oy, first of all why the fack do you sound like a caveman who just invented the wheel? You insulting my intelligence, anon?

Second of all, oi’m a genius! I just had this miraculous impulse to start sellin' bathbombs!

[mutinyofgreed]

(oh, hey welcome back, also just saw this on my feed)

"Thought we already did this to promote one of my older albums? I think we made them lemon scented but everyone hated it because... well, the bathbombs were gold in color and went that fizzles out it just turns your bathwater yellow and made it look like they were bathing in piss."

[band-man-abe]

You should go meet Mutiny's parent for a family dinner

Oh? Should I?

@mutinyofgreed

@bigtopmammon

[mutinyofgreed]

"Uhhh... My brother and I are a bit tense right now. But dad( @bigtopmammon ) is pretty chill."

[mutinyofgreed]

Miss Mutiny, how much vday candy and gifts have you gotten from fans and stuff?

She laughs and shakes her head, standing in front of a room off the side of the Mammon Family manor entrance. "Oh, oh, you sweet summer child." She opens the door and a mountain of gifts, chocolates, plushies, cards, and flowers pour out. But notably the only flowers and gifts she's holding are the one's Abel(@band-man-abe ) "This is just from an hour ago. My PO box is open, darlings!"

[band-man-abe]

Oh. Jeez. That's a lot of gifts!!

He laughs, feeling a bit silly for his two gifts

[mutinyofgreed]

She waves dismissively , though she's still holding the flowers he got her. "Oh, it's really not. Besides, I've already gotten all I wanted from it," She's eating one of the chocolates he got her. "I'll probably just give the rest to my fans. I've got a meet'n'greet in a couple days."

[band-man-abe]

Oh! That's nice!

Did um..

Did anyone else ask you to be their Valentine

(insecure boi)

[mutinyofgreed]

She laughs. "Oh, yeah, they did. But," she smiled. "I've already been asked by a certain angel and I'm not planning on saying yes to anyone else."

[band-man-abe]

Aww.. you’re so sweet Mutiny!!

He says, while blushing

[mutinyofgreed]

Her face blushes teal and she looks away. "I... whatever, you dork.. just-" She shoved a box of taffies tied with yellow ribbon at him. "Take it or whatever."

[mutinyofgreed]

I heard you slept with an assassin , I'm telling Abel! -Tattletale anon

"Who the fuck keeps telling people about that- it was two times like over a year ago-"

"WAIT NO- BAD ANON- ANON NO- I DON'T THINK HE'S READY TO HERE MY SORRY MESS OF A LOVE LIFE-"

[mutinyofgreed]

You know... I hear his dad was pretty big. 😏

"I mean. I don't wanna think about Adam, a man who practically helped raise me in my teen years, like that but....." She thinks for a moment. "You think Blondie inherited it? I mean, I like him already, but it's not a bad perk."

[luci-kingof-hell]

"Yo, Uncle Luci, I had an anon ask tell me Charlie's grandpa called, tell him he owes Charlie Christmas presents!" - Mutiny (@mutinyofgreed )

I make no promises I'll get there, my main goal right now is not to have a panic attack-..

[mutinyofgreed]

"Well, I was saving this for your birthday buuuut. Therapy Duck!" She hands him a duck with a therapy animal bow(I didn't wanna do vest cause I don't know if there are vests for ducks or if that'd be safe). "Did that help, Uncle Luci? Or should I send in one of my pets?"

[luci-kingof-hell]

....You are one of my favorite people ever, Mutiny.

He gently hugs and pets the duck.

This helps, thank you-

[mutinyofgreed]

"I hope you know I'm sending this to Zaleus. I knew I was always the favorite." (Zaleus her twin brother just to remind.)

[luci-kingof-hell]

"Yo, Uncle Luci, I had an anon ask tell me Charlie's grandpa called, tell him he owes Charlie Christmas presents!" - Mutiny (@mutinyofgreed )

I make no promises I'll get there, my main goal right now is not to have a panic attack-..

[mutinyofgreed]

"Well, I was saving this for your birthday buuuut. Therapy Duck!" She hands him a duck with a therapy animal bow(I didn't wanna do vest cause I don't know if there are vests for ducks or if that'd be safe). "Did that help, Uncle Luci? Or should I send in one of my pets?"

[mutinyofgreed]

Miss Mutiny, I noticed a lot of your backup dancers and security look identical! What's that about?

She looks confused for a moment before realizing what you mean. "OHHH! You mean my Riottes? They're not actually all identical, we use illusionary bracelets to give them that appearance, they actually all look different. You can tell cause they're all different heights. They're my girls, my sorta friends. They keep me from going too wild and keep me topped up!" A Riotte leans over to refill Mutiny's drink. "Thanks, Sasha! But, yeah, they look identical on the clock so it's easy to find them. If you need safety at my concerts, it easy to find security who all look identical, no?"

(Riottes appearance. Height and eye shape may vary.)

[mutinyofgreed]

Miss Mutiny, how much vday candy and gifts have you gotten from fans and stuff?

She laughs and shakes her head, standing in front of a room off the side of the Mammon Family manor entrance. "Oh, oh, you sweet summer child." She opens the door and a mountain of gifts, chocolates, plushies, cards, and flowers pour out. But notably the only flowers and gifts she's holding are the one's Abel(@band-man-abe ) "This is just from an hour ago. My PO box is open, darlings!"

[band-man-abe]

Oh. Jeez. That's a lot of gifts!!

He laughs, feeling a bit silly for his two gifts

[mutinyofgreed]

She waves dismissively , though she's still holding the flowers he got her. "Oh, it's really not. Besides, I've already gotten all I wanted from it," She's eating one of the chocolates he got her. "I'll probably just give the rest to my fans. I've got a meet'n'greet in a couple days."

[band-man-abe]

Oh! That's nice!

Did um..

Did anyone else ask you to be their Valentine

(insecure boi)

[mutinyofgreed]

She laughs. "Oh, yeah, they did. But," she smiled. "I've already been asked by a certain angel and I'm not planning on saying yes to anyone else."

[mutinyofgreed]

Miss Mutiny, how much vday candy and gifts have you gotten from fans and stuff?

She laughs and shakes her head, standing in front of a room off the side of the Mammon Family manor entrance. "Oh, oh, you sweet summer child." She opens the door and a mountain of gifts, chocolates, plushies, cards, and flowers pour out. But notably the only flowers and gifts she's holding are the one's Abel(@band-man-abe ) "This is just from an hour ago. My PO box is open, darlings!"

[band-man-abe]

Oh. Jeez. That's a lot of gifts!!

He laughs, feeling a bit silly for his two gifts

[mutinyofgreed]

She waves dismissively , though she's still holding the flowers he got her. "Oh, it's really not. Besides, I've already gotten all I wanted from it," She's eating one of the chocolates he got her. "I'll probably just give the rest to my fans. I've got a meet'n'greet in a couple days."