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newdoges

catchymemes

anachronic-cobra

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

eljackinton

I fixed it for you.

football-in-tuxedos

I actually think “Denying the existence of metaphor and symbolism in media is part of an ongoing anti-intellectual element in media analysis in the 21st century, and seems to be designed to deny art the capacity for meaning. Pretending everything in art is purely literal and cannot be read as metaphor doesn’t make you smarter,” would be a better insert, but I don’t feel like firing up photoshop for this awful meme and the Death of the Author thing was good too.

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99

here you go

mostlycatsmostly

(via Mauro Morando)

beachdeath

jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup

and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman

and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce

meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth

and he is presently worth $137 billion

and half of $137 billion is roughly

$69 billion

#that is fucking insane

011594

Thurston Moore in the ‘The Empty Page’ video, wearing a shirt that says “I AM NOT BECK”

serotoninbluemmy

if you buy youtuber merch you’ve taken an L automatically

the-kinky-wholockian-pony-deact

OP, you’ve failed to cite a logical reason as to why this is such a bad thing.

Thus, I am declaring this post a logical fallacy, and irrelevant.

Have a nice day.

chinjireta

the post itself is already shocking enough but when you see the url its just fucking treason

bigwetnose

what if like a talking cartoon mouse lived in your guitar and thats where he stored all his stolen cheese and one day you go to play your guitar and all the cheese comes falling out and you’re like “damn where’d all this cheese come from lol”

bigwetnose

the talking cartoon mouse comes in the room and yells out “MY CHEESE!!” dramatically

bigwetnose

when the fuck did i write this!!! what the fuck?? lmao