# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN
CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)
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# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN
CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)
“In The Locker”, Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, & Scott Hunter [Hudson Williams, Connor Storrie, François Arnaud], Heated Rivalry [Promo Image]
Jan, 2026
HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts
HW: I think that, with Ilya, [Shane likes that] there’s an element of control he can give up while still being reinforced that he’s doing a good job — and I think that, at the end of the day, Shane loves to do a good job and make people happy and perform. So, with [his relationship to] Ilya, I think it’s both. Shane’s sexual urges are, yes, more submissive. But also, for him, that’s the joy of how he can perform right now.
“I feel lucky. This is more than I have ever had.” Shane’s face scrunched up in confusion. Definitely one of Ilya’s top three Shane Hollander expressions. “More what?” Ilya shrugged. “Love. Family. All that stuff.”
purring
Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.
HEATED RIVALRY 1.05
Hockey commentators on Heated Rivalry are hilarious because what do you mean you just witnessed the greatest goal in the history of hockey followed by a smooch between Ice Molotov and Canada's Next Top Role Model and you still consider them rivals???
Imagine seeing this live and not thinking they are at the very least hate-fucking
ICE MOLOTOV. NEXT TOP ROLE MODEL
“I never want to come back here again. I fucking hate it here. And they all fucking hate me. I pay for everything. I make sure everyone has clothes they like. I make sure the food is perfect. That father is buried next to his parents, that the tomb is perfect. And the only fucking word I ever hear is: i want more Ilya, i need more Ilya. More, more, more, more, more. And I have nothing for these people. I give them everything.. but I feel fucking empty. They don't care, they look at me and see a bank. Or an enemy. Or I don't even know what. My brother, he always hated me. And I know why... but it kills me. And it kills me that he took care of my father and I didn't. But I couldn't. I wasn't here. I still paid for it all. And he will never forgive me. For any of it. For existing. And it means... I have no one now. Well not no one, I have Svetlana. She loves me, and I love her. But not like... fuck me. But not like I love you. That's the worst fucking part of all this is. That all I want is you. It's always you. I'm so in love with you and I don't know what to do about it.
HEATED RIVALRY (2025) Ilya's russian monologue to Shane.
if any of you fuckers put that new Harry Potter show on my dash I am blocking your ass
He realized, suddenly, as if waking from a dream, that he was standing alone in the middle of a dance floor…not dancing. Just…staring. At Ilya. — Heated Rivalry, Chapter 14
𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒌𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒄𝒖𝒔 | 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓
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the cottage + forehead touches
"Do People Really Do This?", Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov [Hudson Williams & Connor Storrie], Heated Rivalry | 1.04 Rose
Feb, 2026