farewell, master burglar.

Go back to your books, your fireplace. Plant your trees, watch them grow. If more of us valued home above gold, it would be a merrier world.

[bilboandco-blog]

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[bilboandco-blog]

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ok

[bilbogoogles]

how to raise nephew that looks disturbingly like the love child of myself and my long lost dwarven lover

[frodogoogles]

Uncle???

[bilbogoogles]

oh shit

[emilyblunts]

[ewoksarecute-deactivated2024072]

He loved mountains, or he had loved the thought of them marching on the edge of stories brought from far away; but now he was borne down by the insupportable weight of Middle-earth. He longed to shut out the immensity in a quiet room by a fire.

[floriental]

Chris Lamprianidis

[bilboandco-blog]

Someone: So what are your interests?

Me: Getting my heart ripped out and stomped on by fictional characters

[baldursgatekeeper]

‘once you’ve hit rock bottom the only place to go is up!! :)’

You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig.

[ewoksarecute-deactivated2024072]

middle earth meme | [¾] dwarves » Frerin   

[brimay]

A list of roommates AU’s:

I opened the front door to the sound of barking and you are just sitting on the couch with this stupid grin - wait a minute what is that in your lap? OHMUY GOD PLEASE DON’T TELL ME YOU BOUGHT A FUCKING DOG.

You slipped in the shower and got hurt. And, of course, now it’s up to me to patch you together… Oh, but uhh, please wear a towel, okay?

OUR FRIENDS COME OVER ALL THE TIME AND WE NEVER TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF, but we just really wanted to watch this shitty movie alone tonight AND HOLY SHIT THEY THINK WE WANT PRIVACY TO HAVE SEX.

We were baking chocolate chip cookies and I got a bit of dough on my nose, did you tell me? No… YOU ATE IT! And now I’m standing here, trying my hardest not to blush and goddamit, please wipe that grin off your face! I KNOW, okay? We’re mutually pining af, but could we not drag cookie dough into it??

You think there’s a reason that I sit at the counter talking to you all night while you bartend… No, of course there isn’t- WHO’S THAT GIRL AND WHY IS SHE WINKING AT YOU?

HONESTLY WHY DIDN’T YOU COME HOME EARLIER? I WAS SO WORRIED YOU DUMBASS!

Today sucked. I’m so stressed out, I can’t make sense of anything, I have this horrible test tomorrow and I don’t know what happened but somehow I just broke down crying in front of you. 

We passed out on your bed after playing Scrabble last night, and our limbs are completely entangled, the blankets are on the floor and I don’t think I ever want to leave. 

SERIOUSLY I NEED US TO HAVE A NO NAKED/HALF NAKED RULE IN OUR HOME…. Or maybe, upon further thought…. Never mind.

We accidentally drank all of the wine and now we’re slow dancing to the sound of the television.

I SWEAR TO GOD DON’T TICKLE ME! OKAY ALRIGHT! YOU WIN! I SHOULDN’T HAVE CHEATED IN CALL OF DUTY. YOU MAY SHOOT ME NEXT TIME BUT PLEASE DON’T TICKLE ME!

[okayodysseus]

The Song of Achilles Quotes:

 ”When at last they pulled off the veil, they say my mother smiled. That is how they knew she was quite stupid. Brides did not smile.”

[perksofbeingafanboy]

for in d r e a m s, we enter a world that is entirely our own

[rainbowryland]

random gifs 3/?

[mishacolins]

[nataliedormers]

Film Meme [ 10 ] Films → [ 4 ] The Fellowship of the Ring “It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. And if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no telling where you might be swept off to.”

[jiminfilter]

That meant something even if you were too small to understand why.

[foxmuldurs]

“I think it’d be interesting looking back through the footage you have. I imagine it would be quite hard to find me in any of that behind the scenes footage. Cause I certainly actively avoided those cameras. Even in the very first photograph of the dwarves, for some reason I’m hiding in the back behind someone’s shoulder. Because I just didn’t know whether I could do this; I really didn’t know whether I could fill these boots. I thought I might be on my way back home, so I didn’t want to put myself forward until I had understood what the character was.“