unconditionally and irrevocably bisexual

mack • 25 • they/them • follows from poisonofchoice • no terfs allowed

[the-golden-onion]

you’re laughing.

edward cullen just married the girl of my dreams and frisbeed her garter into my face with his teeth and you’re laughing

[flying-ham]

Idc what anyone says Michael sheen ATE as aro in twilight. Nobody was doing it like him he acted his fucking ass off. I swear to god he thought this was the funniest shit ever and he fucking played the role accordingly. This man was in a high camp period drama that nobody else was in on

[edwardsshinyvolvo]

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️🍎⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️🤲🏻⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

not wordle, just the twilight book cover upside down

[edwardsshinyvolvo]

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️🥀⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️🩸⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

not a wordle, just the new moon book cover

[edwardsshinyvolvo]

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️🧣⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

not a wordle, just the eclipse book cover

[edwardsshinyvolvo]

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

⬛️♟⬛️⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️♟⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

not a wordle, just the breaking dawn book cover

[fuckmeyer]

ok sure, twilight was a cool concept taken on by racist sheltered orthodox white woman whose inner doubts about her identity results in her projecting her guilt & insecurities of not measuring up to her society's harsh expectations onto impressionable young adults lol but no seriously girl fr are u team edward or team jacob ?????

[kwop-kilawtley]

2am & this is what I’m thinking about currently

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Bella: Edward, I named our daughter Renesmee after my mother Renee and your mother Esme :)

The ghost of Elizabeth Masen watching over them:

[rose-lily-hale]

renesmabeth

[wayward-bumblebee]

Elizanesme

[volturialice]

esmizabnee

[rose-lily-hale]

bless you!

[cullen-collective]

VAMPIRE

Now ask me the most basic question.

What. Do. We. Eat?!?!?

[the-golden-onion]

you won’t hurt me ;)))) 😘😘😘

[cullen-collective]

You NEED to know what I look like in the SUNLIGHT.

[the-golden-onion]

it’s like diamints,,,,,,, you’re bootiful 👁👄👁

[cullen-collective]

B E a u T i F u l ?!?!?!?!?

This is the skin of a

KILLER

Bella.

[the-golden-onion]

i don’t care 💋😻🥵

[cullen-collective]

Everything about me draws you in.

My voice.

My face.

My smell.

As if I would need any of that.

As if you could outrun me.

A s i f y o u c o u l d f i g h t m e o f f.

[the-golden-onion]

i don’t care!!!!!!!!!!

👁💋👁

[cullen-collective]

I've

killed

people

before.

🧛‍♂️

[the-golden-onion]

it literally like,

DOESNT MATTER 💁‍♀️💕

[cullen-collective]

I wanted to kill

YOU.

I've never wanted a

human's blood

SO MUCH

in my life

😩😩😩

[the-golden-onion]

i trust uwu 😜👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🩸

[cullen-collective]

It's you.

Your scent.

It's like a

Drug

to me. Like my own personal brand of

H E R O I N.

[the-golden-onion]

k but like

~WHY~

did you

🪓😡😡 H8 ME 😡😡🔪

so much ???????

when we first met ???????????????

bro?????

[cullen-collective]

I did. 🙃🙃🙃

Only for making me

😤want you😤

so badly. I still don't know if I can

Control Myself🤐

[the-golden-onion]

i know uwu can tho ;) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ;)))))

[cullen-collective]

You

😐 H A V E T O 😐

tell me what you're

thinking🤔🤔🤔

[the-golden-onion]

😬😫 now i’m afraid!!!!!!1!!1!!!!1!1!1!1!! 😳😖

but like

not of UWU 😤🙅‍♀️

i’m afraid of LOSING uwu 😢😭💔

i’m afraid you’ll

d̶̥̦̲̖͕̫͖͇̺͈͎͈̠̞̰͈̟͆̄ī̷̡̧̧̡̡̦̠̹̪͇̱͎̙̲̫̖̼̑́̃̈́s̷̡̧̨̢͎͍̞͉̠͙̪̫̩̬̮̖̭͔̭͒̋̇̔̎̿̑̏̐͆̅̀͗̀̊̈́͘͝ͅą̸̛͓͎̝̥̣̞͒̄̿̌̑̍̚͜͠ͅp̷͕̙̜̞͉̼̹͉͓̹̬͔̯̪̜̞̹̿̒̈́̀͆̉̉̈́̀̓̈́̌͘̕̚p̶̨̨̲̯͓̥̗̗͚̪̹̹͉̻̜̹͇̘͎̓̈́̈́ȇ̴̛̫̬͉͔̱̬͖̜̐̇̀̆͌͆̆̑̅̈̐̊̕͝͠͝͝à̷̭̖̩̪̩̃́͝ŗ̷̻̥̞͇͚̣̙̰̯̮̟̟̗̒̌̀̂͒͛̏̐̌̔͘

🥺🥺🥺

[cullen-collective]

You don't know how long I've

waited for you.

And so the lion 🦁 fell in love with the lamb 🐑.

[the-golden-onion]

👀😱😳

what a mcfuckin

~stupid lamb~🐑💩🤡

[cullen-collective]

What a

🤢🤢sick🤢🤢,

🔪masochistic🔪

🦁Lion.🦁

[magnuspng]

Lee Pace in Twilight was something

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[the-golden-onion]

finally, an email worth receiving

[edythemasen]

Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[bellaskhakis]

it’s always bella, where the hell you been loca and never bella, how the hell you been loca 😔

[flamejob]

vampires that lament about their vampirism are so whiny. shut the fuck up and use my neck like a chew toy or go home

[fiddlesolo]

cullen birthday parties

[teambella420]

More old photos of the ✨fashion icon Cullens ✨

Alice and Rosalie a girlboss besties,

No I do not accept criticism

[teambella420]

~ Imagine retro Cullen babes looking like normal housewives, only to become nighttime vigilantes - helping save abused housewives and their fellow ladies in the dead of night

Okay I know you’re thinking I gotta calm down with the retro Cullen babes, but

Okay maybe I do