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'Tis but a side blog. The Cullens can have a little tax fraud. As a treat.  Moriah | +18 | 🇨🇦

[leechonspeeddial]

Shameless self-promotion because I enjoy attention 💖 (and people have asked a couple of times)

My writing

Ao3: 4mortea

Wattpad: 4mortea

I also tag my writing and inspo with #my writing

My art

Instagram: leechteas

Redbubble: leechteas

I also use #twilight fanart on here

[the-big-mood]

Clark Kent gaslighting Lois Lane into believing he’s not Superman.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[finitetwilight]

[leechonspeeddial]

I don't post here often anymore, but my prof took a selfie with Peter Facinelli yesterday bc they were working on a set together, and what is the point of having a twilight blog if I don't use it to post stuff like this

[lora-flora]

[99fish]

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[simkaye]

Anyone else feel like it’s been one of those days since 2019?

[countess-of-edessa]

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

[starry-night-on-the-impala]

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

[gumy-shark]

”sideblog mutuals” is one of the weirdest relationships you can have with someone on here i think. yeah we’re sort of mutuals but only when we’re both wearing funny hats and doing little voices talking about our shows. like what are we

[sleepynightshade]

lets get a POV of the first twilight book from Emmett's point of view but it's done in the style of diary of a wimpy kid, stick figures and all

[edwardsvirtue]

it's so jarring in the year 2025 to hear normal people still refer to twilight like it's THE prime example of a dark stalker taboo fucked up romance novel. you mean the book where the main couple wears matching beige sweaters to go lay in a field of wildflowers??

[volturialice]

@flowerslut being hot and right as usual

[texaschainsawmascara]

#womeninmalefields

[alicentsgf]

some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

[teamjacobthot]

it’s so funny how popular confederate vampires are. like the confederate states of america literally lost the war. so your guy is not only a wack ass racist but he’s a loser too. a textbook loser

[supermassivebutthole]

Do you think Bella's vampire-bitten wrist could deflect a bullet?

[fuckmeyer]

absolutely. it's also weak to fire. but so is the rest of her i guess

[panlight]

If I could ask SM one question it would be able how vampires and fire work. She says the venom is very flammable. But then she also says that Carlisle tried lots of ways to kill himself as a newborn and Edward in New Moon knew he would need help to die. Which to me is like . . . so they CAN'T just sent themselves on fire? SURELY Carlisle would have tried that, that's WHY he hid from his father, because he knew he would burn him alive if he found him bitten. So I was like, okay, they have to be in pieces first. It's their insides that are flammable.

But then she ALSO says in Breaking Dawn that the Volturi might not even bother to rip them apart first if Alec has used his power on them, and that Vasili the Immortal Child burned in his mother's arms. Which sounds like they were both in tact. So not in pieces.

Twilight vampires and fire. How does it work?

Instantly flammable. Could die from a match or a candle.

Survival instincts prevent them from setting themselves on fire.

Needs to be a very high heat. Candle or match or small campfire not enough.

Can set self on fire but survival instincts would make them put themselves out.

They need to be in pieces first. Breaking Dawn is fake.

If not in pieces need an accelerant.

I have literally never thought about it what is wrong with you?

It's their ONE weakness but I have no idea how it's supposed to work.

Edward was just being dramatic in NM and Carlisle forgot to try fire I guess.

Other / nuance

Voting ended onMay 23, 2025

[panlight]

Okay the real question is: what does famous son of Chicago, Edward Cullen, think about a Chicago-born Pope?