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ninetimesbluedemo

but bj isn't gay and divorced

whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night<3

ninetimesbluedemo

We’d recognize a bj hunnicutt denial from a mile away

oldmabeuf

70s disco loudly playing in the background

summertime at the 4077th

billhader

gay bj is sort of like a religious movement

#number 1 disciple of the gay bj movement

json-derulo

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

clowndraws

yknow when you wake up in the middle of the night & anxiously check on the person next to you to make sure they didn't randomly die in their sleep

okay now crank that up to 1000

gawronka

parallels between Rocky and Grace and the fox and little prince............

foone

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

cedar-is-a-nerd

I tried to get a Roblox age verification with my way too realistic A Minecraft Movie Steve posable toy

This one

It didn't work but I did get this ominous picture

#if you can’t cheat it delete it :D #hashtag do without

dzumii

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

#I yearn so badly for this #and every time someone questions her gender or sexuality she.. kills them?

stixy

Grace

lastoneout

Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.