frightened and very drowsy.

nil. 30s. invited to the goof ball.

[freelance-abortionist]

ᯓ★ she/they.

very into M*A*S*H and writing for M*A*S*H (ao3) and making goofy M*A*S*H edits.

⊹ ࣪likes & follows from @nada-nothin-nil

masterlist

hiding place - beejhawk (longfic 11/12)

just put your hands on me - beejhawk

knock your socks off - beejhawk

looking for an autopsy - beejhawk

one of nature’s really cute things - traphawk

[kaylmao]

this strategically placed landmine will allow me to easily dominate the dance dance revolution competition

[freelance-abortionist]

‘images’ will never not fuck me up. marg breaking down over the dog gets me crying every time EVERY TIME

[freelance-abortionist]

teeth.

[freelance-abortionist]

[freelance-abortionist]

after mash should have just been all the swamp rats laying in the same hospital room because they all have fucking cirrhosis

[frogeye-pierce]

There’s nothing like a low-quality screencap to help me romanticize a little blue robe. 

[chili-mac-and-cheese]

You should watch M*A*S*H! We've got characters such as

Drunk coquettish mpreg fan

Jessie team rocket

One punch pastor

ohio cross dresser

Guy who loves sinning

horse girl grandpa

Telepathetic teen

if 'gone fishin' was a person

Tim Robinson but worse

Gambling psychologist

40 year old Draco Malfoy

and BJ Hunnicutt

[rianblack-deactivated20220216]

Girl go be evil, who cares just do it

[freelance-abortionist]

hawkeye basically begging everyone in Panmunjom to hold hands and say ‘howdy’, then getting back to camp and ‘howdy’ is literally the first word bj says to him

[freelance-abortionist]

i’m sorry but what the FUCK is that little dance bj does here oh my god he’s the worst

[ploncc]

was in the middle of making a different meme and….y e a gh.

[scribeherself]

the absolute devastating intimacy of a forehead rest. when you are both just so tired from existing in a world that demands you to be a rigid, functional individual, and you finally collapse into each other and just lean your forehead against theirs, or against their shoulder. it’s the physical equivalent of dropping your shields. it’s saying i am entirely heavy right now, and i am trusting you to bear a piece of that weight. and the most beautiful part is that the other person doesn’t even flinch. they just adjust their stance, tuck you a little closer, and absorb the impact. we were designed to divide the burden of being alive.

[freelance-abortionist]

[camestela]

4x10 ‘Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler?’ 

[cactusringed]

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

[nixscriptum]