MitskiHater

[chilikit]

if m!leven dated in a modern au, max would comment "free her" on every single one of mike's posts about el. and she'd beg el to dump him in the comments of all el's posts about mike. meanwhile will would be in the comments like "you guys are so cute :)))" crying as he types it

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[carlosmarcosapproved]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[assiraphales]

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

[egg-ify]

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

Emily Prentiss being straight is about as believable as Spencer Reid being neurotypical.

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[spam-monster]

"Simon with one arm" "Simon with both arms" "Simon with prosthetic arm that functions perfectly so you can't even tell"

okay but have you considered "Simon with prosthetic arm that doesn't work perfectly and sometimes he wears it all day because phantom limb but sometimes it itches so he leaves it lying around in weird places in the ship/dome and it jumpscares Grace every time and sometimes when Grace asks if Simon can give him a hand with something he gets an arm yeeted at him instead"

And the first time he does it in front of Rocky we get

Rocky: "Human Simon that is arm not hand, statement"

Simon: *walks over, reattaches arm, walks back, removes hand from arm, throws it at Rocky*

Rocky: "Better, question"

Grace: *is very done with these two*

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

happy pride to everyone in the community!! happy pride to those who are out, those who are not, those who aren’t sure of their identity yet, those who don’t use labels, those who don’t feel seen, etc, etc. stay safe and don’t be ashamed to be yourself.

[thepuffler]

This fanfic shit easy

[chortlebot]

remake of this classic

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time