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(Disventure Camp AU) Ep 1, A Not So Magical Place For All (Part 1)

Trevor: It's been a long time…

Derek: But we're finally here!

Trevor: The Stawaki Carnival: once a familiar pastime of fun and thrills. Now a brutal fighting ground for our new competitors!

Derek: The rules of the game remain the same. 22 spanking new contestants must forge a life for themselves, in the desolate vegetation of the dilapidated carnival!

Trevor: They will be split into two teams of 11, dealing with harsh weather and festering wildlife, but more importantly... with each other.

Derek: After each challenge, the losers will be forced to vote out one of their own in the dreaded Elimination Trials!

-[Derek and Trevor arrive at the Elimination Trial area]

Derek: I gotta say, we really decked this place out.

Trevor: In the end, only one will be left standing to claim the million dollar prize.

I'm your host Trevor McGregor, and this is my co-host Derek Johnson!

-[Derek and Trevor look at each other]

Derek: So... who's got what it takes?

Trevor 52 days, 22 people, 1 winner!

(The Carnival of Chaos opening sequence begins as the camera pans out to quickly show Derek and Trevor before zooming into the Stawaki Carnival as it pans past Emily. It then shifts to Alessio, Zee and Logan. The artist is painting the Eiffel Tower, the swimmer is running with a jousting stick and the soda guy is drinking soda before they three draw their attention toward a butterfly.

Next, it shows Benji and Hannah happily conversing while Jo is just watching with a bored expression before Amelie hands Benji a stack of wooden planks; Hannah is angered as Amelie interrupts their conversation before the two get startled by Benji tumbling over. After that, Anastasia and Noah (who is reading a book) ride down a broken Ferris wheel, Anastasia excitedly greeting Marissa, who happily helps her get down. It then cuts to Richard Harold, and Lynda arguing with each other before Ted breaks the three up. After that, it cuts to Natalia and Isabel, the latter attempting to take a selfie before bumping into the former; the two are excited seeing one another as Isabel takes a selfie of the two, It then cuts to a zoomed-in shot of Spencer, who is pondering a note he is holding before Diego startles him by excitingly greeting him, causing the former to stumble backward, stumbling into Jade, who pushes him into Diego's open arms. Afterward, it cuts to Zaid, Tristan, and Ivy, Zaid blowing a kiss to Ivy while holding a stack of pancakes as she dramatically responds to it in awe, the two leaning into one another as Tristan leans down, coming back up and cuddling a purple sloth plush.

Next, all the contestants walk in groups of two to pose together for a group photo, the opening sequence concluding with Emily seemingly annoyed as Derek and Trevor affirmingly nod at one another, the camera panning out to an overhead view of the carnival as the logo appears on-screen.)

[Blue Team helicopter presents the new competitors, showing random shots of some of them]

[Anastasia gets a close up shot then smirks at the camera]

Anastasia: (Confessional) Men often underestimate me. They think I'm all beauty and no brains, but when you have to fight this "male-dominated world", you tend to learn a few tricks. [winks]

Ted: (Confessional) As soon as I step on the beach, it's a race for second place. I've been a professional poker player for twenty years. No one should trust me, but they always do. Idiots.

Zee: (Confessional) (chugs soda), my strategy?, uhhhh, going with the flow man, (chugs again) chill vibes man

- [Red Team helicopter presents the new competitors, and the same thing happens]

Ivy: (Confessional) People have a bad impression of actors on this show. I'm here to prove that Hollywood doesn't turn you evil, and I'll win the right way!

Spencer: (Confessional) I don't look diabolical. I look like the bloody nerd you shove in lockers. But trust me, there's more to this dweeb that meets the eye.

Jo: (Confessional) You should never underestimate a so-called “Jock”, I may top of my running league, but I'm also strong in fronts people wouldn't expect from me, trust me i'll be surprising you in more ways than one,

- [helicopters land] [contestants reach their assigned team]

Trevor Welcome to Disventure Camp season 4!

-[all the contestants cheer except Noah]

Noah: Just a reminder, i didnt sign up for this shit,

Hannah: Dude for real!, you're competing for money that could change your life!, people would be dying to be you right now!

Noah: Yeah most people would be in a reality show only to realize, they need to prepare for this stuff and not cocky about shit

(Hannah rubs her elbow in embarrassment)

Hannah: (Confessional) well (chuckles) he's not wrong, I honestly didn't read too much about this show before signing up (chuckles again)

Derek Think of this season as a fresh start. Lots of new twists await you at your camp. The hidden Immunity Totem is in play, so first come first served. And on an unrelated note, who here is good at building shelters?

Zee: Uhhhhhh………..

Diego: [raising his hand] You're speaking to Colombia's best tour guide!

Benji: Glad he's on our team. [high fives]

Amelie [to Derek and Trevor] Wait, are we not getting tents?

Trevor: Correctamundo, Amelie! This season is tougher than any season prior. In fact, your first challenge begins, [stuttering] right now!

Derek: For your first challenge, you all must find your camps and begin building a shelter with whatever you can find. You'll find a pot and a machete, but that is literally it. Get creative, suckers!

Trevor The winning shelter will win tarp, helping you stay dry from the inevitable rain storms.

Amélie: Fantastique...

Trevor: Here's a map to your camps. We will check in on your shelter in 8 hours! Good luck!

(Blue Team are walking to their camp)

Marissa: [to Blue Team] Keep those legs up, ladies! We're halfway there.

Logan: Yes, ma'am! Hup one! Hup two!

Harold: Just saying I could run laps around you guys,

[Logan bumps into Alessio, which causes Harold to bump into Logan and Zee to bump into Harold]

Logan: Ow! Hey! What gives,?,

Zee: Hehe we went Oof

Marissa: Hey, no time to look at the wildlife!

Richard: Oh, let him have the moment. It's not everyday we get to experience the great outdoors in a place like thi--

-[Alessio steps on the snail]

Richard: [gasps] Jeebus, Mary, and Joseph!, WHY!?

-[Alessio examines the dead snail goop]

Alessio : Hmm ah... such extraordinary colors.

-[Blue Team understandably walks away]

Richard: (Confessional) I…….. fear of how his parents raised him honestly

Isabel: [to Ted] Hi there, I'm Isabel. Nice to meet you!

Ted: OK, first off, if you don't mind me asking, what's a nun doing out on a show like this?

Isabel: Spreading God's word of course!.

[The team hears an owl hooting which causes most to look spooked]

Ted: Well his words won't help us here, sister!

Isabel (Confessional) Despite my appearance, I am not the typical Bible thumper. My real passion may be a... teensy less traditional. I am very good at connecting with people, especially the youth, thanks to my recent social media growth. I am the first to leap on trends, not wasting any opportunities... which will hopefully give me an edge in this game.

[Blue Team arrives at their camp]

Marissa: OK, everyone! We've finally reached our campground. Rest up for 10 minutes, and we'll start discussing our shelter.

Richard: [gasping for air] Sounds good, coach! [faints]

Harold: WOHAHO, Hang in there ball buster!, my CPR training is here to save your life!

Richard: Whoa there tiger! (laughs tiredly) im not in trouble (laughs) (Harold while confused helps him up) I'm just old,and what's that you said?, ball buster? (laughs)

Harold: Gosh darn it, almost had my moment

Marissa: Don't worry Harold im sure you'll get the moment some day

(Anastasia watches Marissa while impress)

Anastasia: (Confessional) I'll admit, that Marissa is quite the, what's the word?, смотрящий (laughs quietly)

-[Anastasia approaches Marissa]

Anastasia: You've got quite the leadership skills.

Marissa: Who, me? Nah... I'm just imitating my dad, head of his squadron

Anastasia: Military?

Marissa: (chuckles) Hopefully. You?

Anastasia: Farth from it actually. Model.

Marissa: (Smirks) kind of expected it. You're very pretty you know,

[Anastasia blushes, then chuckles softly]

Marissa (Confessional) I'm not a natural-born leader. Hell, I compete with my brothers just for a chance at the table. In a few months, I'll be enlisting. Facing death,pretending to be fearless and making the Xulu name proud ... that's my strength, which will hopefully help me win this game. [flexes biceps]

- [Ted approaches Anastasia and Marissa]

Ted: Yo, [stuttering] I need to hit the john. Where's the restroom out here?

Zee: Um ,John?, I don't think there's a John on this show

Ted: (facepalms) No Zee, it means I need to PISS,!

Zee: Ohhhhhhh… on John?

Ted: (sighs) just forget it,

Marissa: Use a bush, but stay away from reddish leaves.

(Ted smirks, he thinks Marissa was trying to hide something from him)

Ted: (Confessional) Whenever someone tells me not to do something, it means they're usually keeping it for themselves.

Anastasia: [sighs] [whispers] here we go, 3... 2... 1...

Ted: What the freak?! Ahh!! It's on my ass!! My ass!!, GET IT OFF!

-[Logan, Zee and Richard laugh]

Richard: [to both] Ooh, Gawrsh! I've never seen one that big.

Zee: (Laughs) Me neither!

Logan [nervous laughter] Wait! What?

Richard Ha! I was talking about his mole.

Logan: Oh! Jesus, man!

Richard: [chuckles] Get your mind out of the gutter, son!

Zee: (Laughs) I was talking about his butt!

(Logan and Richard both look at Zee with shocked expressions)

Harold: Here's my moment to shine!,

Ted: OH NO YOU DONT, GET AWAY FROM ME! (runs away)

Marissa: [to Anastasia] How did you--?

Anastasia: I could read right through him! He is, uh... insubordinate, as your squadron may say.

Natalia: [See a Ferris Wheel cart, she leaps and pulls it down] Score! [giggles]

Lynda: [Lynda arrives] What have you got there?

Natalia: Thought this could be used as part of our shelter.

Lynda: Super! Also, I've noticed our team has more men than women.

Natalia Ugh, ¡Qué suerte la nuestra!....?

Lynda Us gal pals really got to stick together.

Natalia Totally! Let's all team up,

[They fist bump]

[Natalia moves the cart away as Lynda smirks]

Lynda (Confessional) No sense in convoluting the future votes. Securing a 5 within our 11 helps me stay worry free, You see Reality shows are my comfort food! Raising two kids and a husband leaves very little time for anything I can do by myself. But one thing Lynda J Anderson knows is whenever the opportunity opens up I'll take advantage to seize the moment. The typical housewife may not seem like a threat, but once I get the ball rolling, It's me who will be the one pulling the strings!

Marissa: [shakes her arm] OK, everyone, let's start discussing the shelter.

Richard: Wait hold up! Aren't we missing someone?

Marissa: [looks around] Let's see, 1, 2, 3…… Where's that guy with the glasses?

Harold: Huh, you mean me right ?

Marissa: No I mean Alessio, where is he

-[Blue Team looks around]

Logan: (Confessional) Going off on your own team like that? Not a good look for you, nuh-uh! [gasps] What if he's looking for the immunity totem?, (gasps again) oh!, he might be on to something!

Alessio : [humming while painting] Marvelous!

Alessio: (Confessional) The early bonding doesn't concern me, it's all mushy to the mind and soul. The deconstruction of civilization however... [chuckles] Now that is something that can be put to a canvas!

(The Red Team arrives at their camp)

Hannah: Alright, shelter time!, okay team What's the plan?

Diego: Well, I was thinking maybe we could–

Jo: Take down one of those old ferris wheel carts some logs and–

Amelie: Diego!, Jo! You're both strong! Go get heavy beams from the carnival, on the double! Ivy, Jade, get us water. Maintenant! Hannah--

Hannah: Woah, woah, woah! Who died and made you leader?!

Noah: (snarkishly) Herself……..

Benji: How about we let Diego lead us? He is the most experienced in the wild.

Amelie: (Hmmmf) The disrespect!

-[Amelie storms off]

Noah: (Confessional) Well that's a team capitali- I mean team captain for you

Hannah: [sighs] Thanks for that. Glad some of us have a good head on our shoulders.

Benji: Oh, yeah. [chuckles] I'm all about giving some good head. Uh, I mean--!, oh god…..

Hannah: I'm gonna walk away now.

Hannah (Confessional) Spoke too soon.

-[Amelie, Diego, Jade, Jo and Spencer carry a beam]

Jade: [sighs] This feels counterintuitive. Shouldn't we rest the beam under our arms? That way, our legs can do the lifting.

Amelie: Fair point!, We need Spencer to start chopping wood once we get back.

Jo: Handing all our problems to the British twank I see

Spencer: Um what!, ...why me?

Diego: [to Amelie] Let's decide as a group, anyone got straws [smiles embarrassed] anyone?

Amelie: It's a simple request. Jesus!

Jade: I recommend taking it easy, Amelie, especially this early into the game

Amelie: Hmmf! Fine. Enjoy losing!

-[Amelie stops carrying the beam as it falls on Spencer]

Spencer: Feck!, Aaaah!!

-[Diego lets the beam go]

Diego Oh! Oh, hang on, amigo! [grunts] You alright?

Spencer: Ugh, what you think?, no thanks to Amelie!

Spencer (Confessional) Amelie is insufferable, but at least that paints a target on her, so I can lock in and make allies. (random whisper noises) Wait, I'm supposed to tell them my what?, Uh, I mean... Coming from the UK, academic priority ran huge in my family. I graduated top of my class, and I'm working on my masters, in Statistical Probability.You can probably tell something like that to be very useful in getting one far in a game like this.

(Ivy,Zaid,Tristan and Noah are working on the shelter)

Ivy: Man! Who knew living in the jungle would be such labor!,

Noah: Yeah, really rich coming from the nepo baby........

Tristan: Hey, what's with the bad vibes?, you need a friend or something

Noah: I'm fine enough being alone Elvira

Tristan: (Confessional) (Snickers) Okay, that was kind of funny, not gonna lie, I think I like this guy

Ivy: (she goes and picks up a log) [grunts] Whoa! (She falls)

-[Zaid grunts as he helps Ivy]

Ivy, [sighs in relief] Thanks!

Tristan: We should be looking at style points if we wanna win, you know something eye popping.

Zaid:Ooh! You're a fashion designer?

Tristan All this make up... ain't just for show.

Noah (rolls his eyes) Sure……..

Zaid: Well, I used to decorate cakes down at my momma's bakery. Perhaps I could help with that!

Tristan: That's fire, dude! I love cake.

Zaid: You know what? We can have a dark carnival theme! [chuckles]

Tristan Ooh, add like a black arch with posters and captions!

Zaid: Wooh! Quite the mindreader, aint he?

Tristan: Oh, thanks! Though... I'm actually non-binary.

Zaid: Huh? Non-binary? What's that?

Ivy: Non-binary means they identify outside of the gender binary! They use, uh (Tristan whispers to Ivy their pronouns) they/them pronouns.

Zaid: Oh! Uh [chuckles] (gulps), sorry...

Tristan Heh, it's all good, bro. I'll start gathering posters for the shelter.

Ivy: (Confessional) Our team is vibe! (Well maybe not Noah) but It's nice to not worry about... fake personalities, which ♪Hollywood is full of♪. The industry is so competitive and nasty, it's easy to overlook the genuine people in your life. As far as help, I've gotten a lot. My parents are both well-renowned actors in Hungary. Their talent gave me the early exposure I needed to jump into musical theater! [chuckles] But I wanna win this game without their help. Show the world this girl could've gotten to where she is on her own.

[Amelie is sits at the docks with a scowl while crossing her arms]

Amelie: [Hannah arrives starling her] SACREBLEU, dont scare me like that! Jesus!, What do you want?

Hannah: We're working on the shelter, and could use everyone's help.

Amelie: Didn't everyone think I was a liability?

Hannah: We just didn't wanna be bossed around. That's all! Can you be a team player?

Amelie: (sighs) Fine, but I'm not taking orders.

Hannah: Guess that's progress. Come on.

[Both walk to help the others]

Amelie (Confessional) Hannah may act like a good team doesn't need a leader to be strong, but with a strong, dedicated leader the greatest teams were forged. As the CEO of a highly successful wedding company, I have high standards. I didn't get this far by listening to idiots. Results speak for themselves. I plan to play this game like my company: man-handling every aspect to achieve desired results. Business administration is all about thinking ahead of the market. It may not be pleasant, but these children would be wise to follow my lead.

[Soon the team were at work finding stuff to build their shelters]

[Alessio was painting on the Blue Team's shelter with Lynda holding the ladder, Alessio then gets distracted by a butterfly]

Lynda: Focus on the!-

Alessio: Huh? [Alessio trips and falls onto Lynda] PAINTING! [She facepalms] the painting…….

[Isabel and Natalia made the fire, after they make it Natalia hugs Isabel]

[Ted and Anastasia were carrying buckets to the camp, Ted trips and the water splashed on his head]

Anastasia: (Laughs)

[Zee comes barging through both of them, and knocks Anastasia's bucket out of her hands and on to her head]

Ted: (snickers) Spoke too soon eh

[Red Team was setting up their shelter]

[Diego smirks at Spencer, confusing the latter Jade raised her eyebrow]

Jade: (Confessional) I don't want to point fingers, but something seems very, romantic about that eyebrow

[Amelie got aggressive with wood]

[Benji attempts to make a fire,but burns his butt instead]

Benji: EEEYAAAAHHH!!, IT BURNS!, SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE!

[soon it was nighttime meaning it was time to judge]

Trevor: Hello, beautiful people!, What a wonderful night to judge the structures.

Derek However, before we do, we have a little surprise.

Trevor It is my pleasure to introduce our new intern, who will help judge these shelters. Meet... Drumroll, please! [mimics drumroll] Emily!

Harold: Huh? Who again?

Natalia [gasps] No way.. Emily?! She's so mother! [chuckles]

Lynda Oh, wow! I didn't know she was your mom!

Emily: Excuse you? I'm not old enough to be anyone's--!

-[Trevor shakes his head]

Emily: You know what? Never mind. Let's get this over with.

Derek: That's right. Earn your reduced parol!

Logan: Hello, MTV! Welcome to my crib. Let me show you around. We got a--

Emily: No, thanks. I can handle myself.

-[knocks on the shelter]

Emily Hmm surprisingly Sturdy. I like the Ferris Wheel cart as a base.

Natalia: That was my idea! Sorry, Emily. [giggles] I am a huge fan.

-[Emily rolls her eyes] Sure…….

Richard: Uh-huh, and once we win the tarp, we can drape it over the side.

Emily: IF you win, old timer. OK, I've seen what I need to.

[Blue Team was a bit worried besides Alessio]

Alessio: (Confessional) I don't see what they're worry about, it has one my paintings in it, it shall gain us a victory for sure

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[Now Emily was at Red Team’s shelter]

Emily: What's with the wonky ass colors?

Tristan: Oh, that-- that was I. I just thought it could use a theme.

Emily: The theme being?

Tristan: Uhhhhhh, building new families.

Emily: But you chose the color gray, why that colour?

Tristan: Uhhhh, I never said it was a happy family (Tristan smiled embarrassed).

Tristan: (Confessional) (sighs) I only did grey cause it's my favourite colour,

Emily: Alright. I have a verdict.

[Derek, Emily and Trevor discuss]

Trevor: Congrats to the winning team... the Red Team!

-[Red Team cheering]

Derek: Since both structures were sturdy (shockingly), it honestly just came down to aesthetics.

Emily: Red Team's shelter design slays.

Diego: Great work, Tristan!

Zaid: Yeah! Awesome job, Trist!

Noah: Well good job, I guess (Noah just crossed his arms, he didn't like admitting Tristan was the reason they won as he found them annoying)

Trevor Here is your tarp! Should help make sleep nice and dry.

[It was a rainy night, Red Team was getting getting comfy,]

Noah: Ugh how can anyone sleep like this?

Benji: Well, in my dorm at the moment, I don't have a bed, but I've been watching some tutorials on how to sleep without a mattress, so im good

Diego: It's just how us nature lovers sleep sometimes, no?

Noah: [Noah stared at Diego] (sarcastically) Why am I not shocked

Jo: Stop being a baby and just sleep!

[Blue Team was having a worse experience however]

Lynda: I can't believe this!

Marissa: Hey, we tried our best. We'll win the next one.

Lynda: Some leader you turned out to be!

Harold: Sure……… like you were any better

Anastasia: [scoffs]. Why don't you lay off, housewife?

Lynda: Excuse me?, Little Miss Barbie Bahbuskia! (Lynda forgot how to say Babushka properly)

Anastasia: Ugh, We built a fine shelter, Marissa was trying her best, so be quiet, before we vote you off.

Lynda: Well, I SAy YOU LITTLE-

Richard: Woah easy there tiger!, (Richard attempts to control Lynda) don't go full krakatoa on her just saying

Lynda: Oh my gosh…….. Ugh forget it

-[Lynda stops then she got up and left]

Logan: (to Alessio) What just happened? (Alessio Shrugs)

Natalia: (Confessional) One big... "happy family", not.

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(Soon it was the next morning and the teams were next to a roller coaster)

Trevor: Good morning, campers! How'd everyone sleep?

Anastasia: Ugh. Wet

Zee: (twists their ponytail to get the water out), man that was some drizzle

Benji: Like a newborn baby!

Noah: (drowsy) Easy for you to say

Jo: Eh! Know-It-All stop complaining, we all slept fine so stop complaining

Derek: Today's reward challenge will test your memory and your team camaraderie. Over here we have The Demansplainer! Oh, yeah, baby! The Stawaki Carnival's number 1 roller coaster.

Spencer: Kind of a dumb name…

Trevor Why do you think it's abandoned?,I mean it was even closed before the park shut down because originally call The Demonsplainer but backlash cause it to….. (everyone stares at Trevor), sorry about the rambling, big fan of this place when I was a kid , But, we got it finished and working for today's challenge!

Derek: On my go, each team will ride the coaster together. During the ride, you will see 8 flags appear alongside the coaster, at random intervals. After y'all are back, you can start imputing the order of the flags at this challenge station.

Trevor: If you mess up, you must send three members on the coaster again. It will cost you a lot of time, so be careful since you only get one shot to remind yourselves. The winning team will receive sleeping bags! I'm sure sleeping dry is nice, but sleeping warm is even better!

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(Everyone gets settled in, except Diego as he is a bit scared)

Spencer: [to Diego] First time riding one of these?

Diego: Natural thrills I can do, it feels right at home, but man-made... (shivers) not so much. Can I hold onto you?

Spencer: Can you--? What? The coaster's handle bar already holding you!, you practically going to be safe,

Diego: Please? (Does the please face)

Spencer: (oh for f*uck's sake) Fine.

- [coasters start going up]

Isabel: [praying] "Our Father, Who art in Heaven, hallowed by Thy name..."

Harold: Yall call this a roller coaster, (chuckles) I've seen bigger and faster ones that this!, might as well be a kiddy coaster!,

Hannah: [cheering] Yeah! Who's hyped?

Amelie: [to Hannah] Pay attention, imbécile! The flags!

Benji: Purple with brown stripes, and red with orange stripes!

Marissa: Blue Team! Sound off. Everyone remember two flags. Richard?

Richard: Uh... Wait, what was the last one?!

Zee: Purple and………. Uhhh

Richard: And…..

(The Coasters approach the drop)

Richard: Quick Zee! what was it!?

Diego: Oh, crap!

-[coaster going down] [contestants screaming some in delight, some in fear] Spencer: [Spencer screaming in pain] God man what's up with your grip!?

Jade: I got the next flags!

Jo: Good job, Turtle Nut!

(Jade rolls her eyes by Jo's comment)

(The Coasters go on a loop da loop)

Diego: Mamá!!

Ivy: I've got this one!

Ted: Yeah, same here!

-[Diego retches, Logan, Marissa and Ted get hit with puke]

Logan: Whoa! that's some puke!

Marissa: Not my first time in a situation like this!

Ted: [screams] What the f--?!

Ted (confessional), Thanks to Crocodile Dundee, I couldn't see the goddamn flags. Not to mention, he ruined my vest!

Zaid: [screaming] Mine for Red!

Logan: [screaming] I got you, Blue!

-[Coasters stop]

Trevor: Alright. Now campers can start working on arranging the order.

(Blue Team is confused of where to start)

Marissa: I remember the first was purple with brown stripes, and the other was... uh... Richard?

Richard: Sorry, I forgot...

Marissa: It's fine. Anyone else think they remember?

Logan: Oh, uh, try pink with orange! I think that was right.

Zee: Ooh Ooh!, Me me me!, I know!

Marissa: (whispers) why do I have a bad feeling about this, sure Zee go ahead

(Zee giggles)

-[Spencer picks up Red Team's flags]

Spencer: I got this, gang.

(Spencer sets up the flags)

Jade: Uh, I don't think the third flag was brown. Wasn't it green?

Jo: Nope definitely before that

Spencer: No offense, but my memory is probably better than both of you.

Noah: Sure it is………

-[Spencer waves at Derek and Trevor]

Derek Red Team thinks they have it, and... they are wrong! Start up the ride. Send three people down.

Spencer: What?!

Noah: Shocker, so much for a good memory.

Zaid: Me and Ivy will go!

Ivy: Wish us luck!

Tristan: Ooh! Can I come too

Zaid: Sure get in!

-[Trevor approaches Blue Team]

Trevor Blue Team, your first submission is... wrong!

Zee: Aawww I thought I had it (sniffles)

Richard: it's OK son, you'll win next time

Zee: I'm not your son though?

Ted: Guys, send me! I got this!

Isabel: Me too!

Harold: I'm going too!

-[Harold, Isabel, Ivy, Ted, Tristan and Zaid ride the coaster again]

Jade: [to Spencer] You wanna trust your memory, again?

Noah: (Confessional) I know the answer, but honestly this Jade does seem to the only one who actually seems to be logical most of the time (genuinely smiles) I like her

[Harold Isabel, Ivy, Ted, Tristan and Zaid arrive]

[Blue and Red arrange their flags]

Ivy: We got this!

Jo: OK Glinda!, just tell me where to put this f*cking flag!

Ted: No you're supposed to put the flag here!

Zee: I don't know………

Ted: Oh! Give it to me!, I'll do it!

Trevor: Both teams seem to think that they have it... and…………..

With Blue Team having ⅞ flags in the correct order, Red Team wins the reward!

-[Red Team cheering]

Trevor: embarrassed arent you Spencer?, I suggest you listen to your teammates more often,

Spencer: Oh piss off

-[Derek approaches Blue Team]

Derek Blue Team... Another loss, wow. Just be glad it ain't immunity.

Trevor Red Team, come pick up your sleeping bags.

Diego (confessional) I'm so proud of my team's win!, but (sighs) I wish I could have been more helpful, just roller coasters arent my thing no?.

(Red Team was in their structure)

Hannah: Man, a tarp and sleeping bag? Win a few more of these, and this'll be a mini vacation!

Tristan: (snickers) Damn right,…, a real Vibe Tribe we are aren't we?

Hannah: Ooh! I like that name!, Da Vibe Tribe! (Laughs)

(Meanwhile Jade was looking for the totem)

Jade: (Confessional) Everyone is enamored by the sleeping bags, which makes this the perfect time to go idol hunting.

-[Spencer arrives]

Spencer: Jade?

-[Jade approaches Spencer]

Spencer: Could I talk to you?

Jade: What do you want?, I'm kind of busy at the moment

Spencer: Look I know what your doing but that's besides the point, If I had listened to you, we would have gotten it on the first try.

Jade: So?

Spencer: You're smarter than you look, I forget how much an ego can effect how a genus behaves

Jade: Uh, thanks?, I just have a good memory I guess,

Spencer: I think... we could be a very smart pairing to go far.

Jade: Are you suggesting an alliance?

Spencer: Great minds gotta stick together, right? Whaddaya say?

-[after some thinking from the former, Jade and Spencer shake hands]

Jade: (confessional) Gotta say, I'm surprised Spencer was mature about this. Maybe he's a worthy ally after all.

(Meanwhile Blue Team's girls minus Lynda, and Zee were hanging out by the fire)

Isabel: [to Anastasia, Marissa and Natalia and Zee] And then, the little boy started bawling. Not just crying. BAW-LING!

Anastasia: [spits out water] (laughs) Sorry, sorry, but how embarrassing!

Isabel: Last time I'll ever collaborate with a tween on a video.

Natalia: So you're like, huge on Instagram, huh? Wow, I didn't know I was among royalty.

Isabel: Even if I dedicate my life to the Lord, I dedicate my body to the algorithm!

Zee: Lord?

Marissa: she's means God Zee

Zee: Oh yeah, right God! (chuckles), God of what?

Marissa: Maybe we'll. discuss it later

Anastasia: [to Isabel] hhmm Your parents must be proud.

Isabel: Oh... No... My parents aren't catholic.

Natalia: Ah! Now there's a story.

Marissa: Come on, Natalia! Lay off.

Isabel: [laughs] Maybe another day.

-[Lynda spying on the girls]

Lynda: (Confessional) Honestly this generation i just dont get, I mean girl power was different when I was their age

[Emily arrives]

Lynda: Oh! Emily?

Emily: I need everyone to gather. Trevor and Derek have one more surprise.

(Both teams are given a sheet paper with a message on one side and a map on the other)

Logan: [reading] "Send one player of your choice to meet in a private location on the back of the page..."

Hannah: [reading] "...The player will make a decision that affects the whole team. Choose wisely.”

Amelie: I volunteer!

Jo: Nope ain't happening today Mts Croissant, after your performance these past reward challenges your the last person I'd trust

Amelie: The audacity from you!

Benji: Look, we should all get a vote.

Spencer: Let's not overthink like last time and select, uh... Jade.

Jade: Me?

Spencer: Yeah, you're the smartest.

Jade: OK… I guess

Marissa: Ok, Who wants to go?

Anastasia: [to Marissa] Shouldn't you go? You're the leader.

Zee: I'll go (drinks soda)

Marissa: Zee no offence but this is a serious decision and you are probably the last person I'd consider serious

Zee: (whimpers), (Richard pats him on the back)

Natalia: I nominate Isabel.

Logan: Why her?

Natalia: Bitch, look at her! She's our team's Mother Teresa!

Anastasia: That's it?, well what does our leader think?

Marissa: im down [Marissa thumbs up]

Isabel: Sure! I... guess?

Natalia: Yass! Feed the children!

Natalia (confessional) To make Lynda's Girls' alliance work, Isabel has to see me as somebody who's got her back.

(Soon both girls walked to where they need to go on the map until they came across a sign)

Isabel: [reading] "Go down the path together to a private booth."

Jade: [reading] "You're both about to make a major decision."

Isabel (Confessional) After everything, people are probably still thinking, "What's a nun doing here?" How is SHE gonna lie or backstab anyone?". Well, I'm here to win a million dollars! And when it's all over... I'll... pray for forgiveness. [laughs]

Jade: (Confessional) OK this is probably my first big game move, whatever I do here affects my game for the rest of the season, I just have to play my cards right here

[I don't know what to do for end credits, but the Paetron greetings at the end of episodes aren't canon to this AU, but I am thinking of post credits moments, credits go to all owners]

Coming Up Next Time:

Marissa: Okay team was told by Emily we need to be in our swimsuits for the next challenge

Zee: Oh (is already in his swim shorts,) I was gonna go swimming bruh

Lynda: Hmm prosthetic leg huh, you must have being a really great soldier,

Zee: Nah I was………. Uh yeah!, in World War 11!,

Lynda (eyebrow raise)

Alessio: I doubt it

#disventure camp #disventure camp au #disventure camp carnival of chaos

Mastermind (Team Buff)

High damage/control through piercing and buff control. It's hard to defeat because of auto-taunt and auto healer.

Star-Pharaoh Marvin (Legendary Support)

Divine Denial 6

Basic Attack

Deal 90% Attack damage to target enemy, inflicting all enemies with Attack Down and the enemy with the highest attack 2 Damage Down.

God-King's Decree 6

Special Attack

Deal 125% Attack damage to target enemy with +5% piercing for each buff on this toon in Alliance Wars. This instead deals 1% max hp attack damage per buff (up to 30 buffs are counted).

Everpresent 1

Passive Skill

At the start of this toon's turn, it gains 1 of each Stat up and Special Stat Up for 3 turns then Heals your team for 5% attack health for each Stat Up on it, whenever an enemy flips all stat downs on this toon, flips 4 stat downs on all allies and heal them for 100% Attack health.

Omnikinesis 6

Passive Skill

Whenever this toon is inflicted with a Stun or Silence, remove it and flip 4 stat downs and 3 special stat ups on each Mastermind ally.

Past-Forward 6

Passive Skill

Once per each of this toon's turns, whenever an enemy heals, inflict all enemies with 2 Speed Down and gain 15% Turn Meter.

Well-Rounded 6

Passive Buff

This toon has +12% Attack, Defence, and Speed.

Cosmic Throne

Legendary Skill

Whenever a Debuff flips on Mastermind team member, flip a buff on each enemy and grant that Mastermind Piercing Up for the rest of battle.

Archon Elmer (Epic,Defender)

Gravity Gauntlet 6

Basic Attack

Deal 90% Attack damage to target enemy, inflicting 3 Attack Down on target enemy and flipping 2 Attack Up and Damage Up on all enemies.

Planet Piercer 6

Special Attack

Deal 140% Attack damage to target enemy with +50% Piercing, grant all allies 2 Damage Resistance Up.

Cosmic Pulse 6

Special Attack

Stun target enemy, granting your team 3 Attack Up or 2 Damage Up for 2 turns. Whenever a Mastermind on your team defeats an enemy, reduce this cooldown by 1 and gain 15% Turn Meter.

Astral Defense Grid 1

Passive Skill

Unless incapacitated, this toon has Taunt during each enemy with hp over 40%'s turn , whenever an enemy uses an area of affeact attack, grant all Mastermind allies 3 Damage Resistance Up

Starplate 6

Passive Skill

Once per turn, whenever this toon has its stat downs flipped it gains Damage Resistance Up for 2 turns.

Brace for Blows 3

Passive Skill

Whenever this toon gains Taunt, it heals for 12% of its Max Health.

Inspired Protector 3 Passive Buff

While Taunting, this toon has +25% Defence.

Ultimate Defense

In Alliance Wars, Mastermind allies have +10% Stats, when placed on defence, for each Mastermind ally, whenever a Mastermind ally falls below 40% of their max health gain Taunt and 2 defence up for 2 turn

Marvin (Epic,Attacker)

A-1 Disintegrating Pistol 6

Basic Attack

Deal 80% Attack damage to target enemy, gaining 2 Attack Up or Damage Up.

P36 Space Modulator 6

Special Attack

Deal 115% Attack damage to the target enemy, Stunning them and gaining 3 Attack Up or 2 Damage Up for 2 turns, in Alliance Wars this has +15% piercing.

Ultimatum Dispatcher 7

Special Attack

Deal 180% Attack damage to target enemy. If this toon has 4 or more Attack Up, heal for 60% Attack.

Auto Targeting 6

Passive Skill

Whenever an enemy is stunned, unless incapacitated, this toon flips all attack down on itself and attacks that enemy for 40% attack damage and gain Attack Up.

Super Coolant 1

Passive Skill

At the start of this toon’s turn, for each attack up or damage up on it gain 2% Turn Meter, with a 50% chance reduce the cooldown of Ultimatum Dispatcher by 1.

Strength 6

Passive Buff

This toon has +30% Attack.

Instant Martian (Epic,Attacker)

One In A Million 6

Basic Attack

Deal 95% attack damage to target enemy, flipping 2 piercing down on this toon

Martian Motors 6

Special Attack

Deal 120% Attack damage to target enemy flipping 6 buffs on the target and gaining 3 piercing up, in alliance wars also grant all Mastermind allies 15% Turn Meter

Instant Army 6

Deal 90% attack damage to all enemies inflicting 2 damage down for 3 turns. If this toon is below 30% hp flip all buffs on enemies, it hits, this has +15% Piercing

10,000 Martins 6

Passive Skill

Every time a Mastermind ally flips stat ups or stat downs, grant the +3% piercing up to a maximum of +30%

Eye Of The Martian 1

Passive Skill

Whenever an enemy tries to flip all stat ups on an ally, attack them for 55% attack damage

Cloak & Dagger 6

Passive Buff

This toon has +15% Attack and Speed.

K9 (Epic,Support)

Fetch 5

Basic Attack

Deal 100% Attack damage to target enemy plus an extra 3% Attack damage for each Attack Up or Damage on your team.

Pursuit, Blast, Destroy 5

Special Attack

Inflict Marked on the target enemy. Your team's attacks have +25% Attack and +60% Lifesteal against Marked enemies, when the enemy with Marked is defeated heal your team for 50% Attack health.

BARK BARK BARK BARK 5

Special Attack

Remove Taunt and 30% Turn Meter from target enemy, granting all allies 2 Attack Up or 2 Damage Up, flipping 3 Attack Up on all enemies. Grant all Mastermind allies an extra Attack Up or Damage Up.

K-9 Intervention 5

Passive Skill

Once per battle, whenever a Mastermind ally falls beneath 30% Max Health, grant that ally damage immunity and 50% Turn Meter. Whenever an ally defeats a marked enemy, reset this skill.

Martian's Best Friend 5

Passive Skill

While this Toon is in battle, enemies have +100% resistance to Attack Up or Damage Up. At the start of this toon's turn, heal all allies for 5% attack health per attack up or damage up on itself.

Menacing Presence 6

Passive Skill

When battle begins, inflict 2-3 Defense Down on all enemies for 3 turns.

Mastermind Team Passive Skill

Mastermind allies have 2 random stat downs on them flipped at the beginning of their turns.

#elmer fudd #marvin the martian #k-9 #looney tunes world of mayhem #this is a work in progress