Emma

I finally recovered my account

[billnyethehighguy]

Since I haven’t been on tumblr for years can you guys suggest funny accounts to follow I need to update my feed

[billnyethehighguy]

GUYS!!!!

idk if anyone even still uses their Tumblr but I finally recovered my account so all of the weird shit that has been posted by that bot for the past few yrs will stop YAY

[scorpihoeofcolor-deactivated201]

the glow after crying is such #a look

[710mycologyexpert]

[sparce]

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

[billnyethehighguy]

cole sprouts isn't cute ....

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[nanner]

Whoever is running her social media needs a fat fucking raise and possibly a parade.

[goooooooofy]

The final stage of consumption only lasts milliseconds

[thexfiles]

shoutout to this week for ending

[serperoir]

rip vine :(

[aznpnoiboy]

No this is really is the one compilation to reblog.

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I don’t need a significant other just a significant income

[billnyethehighguy]

my wife: i'm leaving you

me: why?

my wife: you feel the need to use the alignment chart in every aspect of life and i can't take it anymore

me, quietly: lawful evil behavior

[bpdanais-deactivated20170815]

Me, in tears: whatever tho I guess it doesn’t matter haha

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

friend: hey how are you

me after a month of anxiety so bad I can’t eat sleep or unclench my jaw: 

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[supergameboytwo]

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

[mechagodzilla]

what button

[mechagodzilla]

what fucking button

[henstomper]

this real?

[yiff-deluxe-deactivated20170214]

yeah i was the baby