Certified Bastard

What up I'm Crow! My god im 24…the passage of time is scary

[mousenemy]

[alivehouse]

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

[alivehouse]

[mewto-deactivated20240101]

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

[teathattast]

[teaboot]

Roll call, who wants to see the meanest thing I've ever seen on Etsy

[merlintheactor]

Me

[teaboot]

Shalom

[teaboot]

I said "mean", not bad

[teaboot]

LMAOOOOOO

[marinebiologyshitposts]

the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we've already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we're the devils hole pupfish of people.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

me and my mutuals

[praguegirl]

big shoutout to everyone being embarrassing and ugly and cringe worthy and stupid right now. you are living life the way it was meant to be lived babe

[they-bite]

my toxic trait is that i don’t care how old a post i interact with is on any site ever

[they-bite]

i used to spend all my time on deviantart. which (at least at the time) was set up so that you could see an art piece from 2006 and an art piece from yesterday side by side in the search results. then when DA shit itself i moved to the site that’s still cycling “do you love the color of the sky” around. i don’t care that the timestamp is literally right there on sites like instagram and twitter and i think it’s weird to care if someone likes a tweet you made two months ago. the internet is my art gallery and i can and will slap heart stickers on your decade old mona lisas, i don’t know fast paced web culture etiquette and i’m not willing to learn

[matchagoth]

[forestlune-deactivated20200417]

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

[volcanobird]

[rosydolly]

Man I'll never forget this one time when I was around 8 I was wearing my yugioh shirt with marik on it and a kid came up to me and asked "you actually like him?" and when I said yeah he just gave me a confused and disgusted look

[mr-deep-downer]

he was so right for that.

[rosydolly]

You and that 8 year old boy are haters. Marik is so hot. you just don't get it.

[combustion-man]

Love it when tumblr works for once

[memewhore]

[apjvff]

turn around

[stag-bi]

every now and then i get a little bit lonely and youre never coming round

[everythingstarstuff]

[junkfoodcinemas]

Twister (1996)

[thepromiscuousfinger]