well i love to have fun

seek the illusion of happiness that only mitigates the torment of being alive

[coolyo294]

Grimes says she wants to stage a public execution for herself

this is what happens when you let elon musk put his penis inside you 

[cetitanhasmoved]

her brain has fell out her ears

[keanureevesimagines]

[beaniebabyaday]

todays beanie is: goochy the jellyfish!

[gaysbashback]

[mjalti]

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[como-chin-gas]

[powerburial]

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not

[bacchino-malato-deactivated2019]

this tweet better than marx

[biglawbear]

This is literally the philosophy underlying unions

If EVERYBODY stopped working RIGHT NOW the capitalists would be FUCKED

[its1130andtheclubisjumping-deac]

[justdailyreads]

Pups That Will Honestly Improve Your Whole Dang Day

[theforce]

Katniss eats so much stew. Like every other page the bitch is talking about a ladle.

[curseworm]

touchscreen keyboards are like fine and all but when my fingers go click click click on a real keyboard .…. .pushin all th buttons .. … …well thats nice

[bandtshirt]

[cutekittensarefun]

My hobby is woodcarving. I made this cat of cherry wood. Is he really good?

[gayweeddaddy69]

[friendlyblob-deactivated2018020]

when i make an important phonecall

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

[lured-deactivated20170602]

what does Quil do

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

All the time all the time

[unclefather]

Shut UP

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

i wish i could hear this picture