You’re Born A Shmuck, You’ll Die A Shmuck

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[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[shittttyproblems]

this is basically what ur doing when u like my posts

[narutwitter]

[oneheadtoanother]

[recksnegative3-deactivated20251]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

dude i just got my ancestry test back and they’re saying im 96% the one-horned dog alien from Star Trek?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

grandpa

[disgustinggf]

[demilypyro]

it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is

[luckeyzs]

see him schmoove

[randomalienencounter]

⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ||ᒷᔑ⍑. ꖎ𝙹𝙹ꖌ ᔑℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᒲ ⊣𝙹. ᒷ⍊ᒷリ ⊣∷𝙹𝙹⍊╎リ⊣ ╎リ ⍑ᔑꖎ⎓-ꖎ╎⎓ᒷ 2

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[runby2]

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

[memehumor]

[pattern-recognition]

Hostile

[pattern-recognition]

Да, комиссар

[demonboyhalo]

​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[meow-moment]

[unterwaesche]

[prguitarman]

I drew that comic 11 years ago and it’s still accurate

[jeekoftheweek]

[jessebloom]

you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”

[sacred-portal]

[autobot-ratchet]

I Love This Fucking Ambulance So Much I’m Gonna Die: a photoset