I Am My Own Maker

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[biofreakdotcom]

My stupid fucking mommy who thinks that calling the cops on me is how she gets in contact instead of actually granting me any space at all don't u love an obsessive controlling bitch? Don't I feel loved by someone who I couldn't have a casual conversation with in any capacity? That I specifically said "could you please try and talk to me about anything fun? Could you please ask me what new album I've heard instead of demanding I have a 5yr plan that looks like yours?" I hope she stresses out every day and I hope that stress breaks her fucking heart cos I am gonna happily happily piss on her grave after graffiti carving "FAILURE AS A MOTHER" on the headstone

[biofreakdotcom]

Let's violate personal boundaries and chasing me despite literally running away with mama

[energyprison]

Pepsi should start advertising itself as "radium free"

[johnbottoms]

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

[biofreakdotcom]

Has a beautiful Friday with gay people, gay music, and gay sex and come to yap about it online only to find my freak of a mother made an account to plead for me to reconnect to people who I will never let get to know the real me because they rejected me when I needed them the most

[incornata]

MY GOOD FRIEND AND COMRADE IS MARCHING IN HER LOCAL PRIDE PARADE TODAY AND NEEDS HELP WITH FUNDS FOR THE DAY, HELP A TRANS SAPPHIC MARCH TODAY! SHES GETTING SET UP AS I POST THIS

CASHAPP: NightshadexBella

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

in a separate bowl, combine the seasoning mix, two teaspoons of oil, and three tablespoons of Gamer Water.

[dougielombax]

Whatever happened to the guy wearing a CRT TV on his head who went around leaving old TV sets outside people’s homes?

Yeah. Him.

Seriously.

Does anybody know?

[saltingthecookingwine]

I went back into the deep reddit lore on this one, found an encyclopedically detailed explainer video.

tldw-

with bonus points for the idea that in 2019 in Henrico County, Virginia, wearing a mask in public was a fucking felony. That one could be charged with for wearing a tv on your head.

[scrtchptch]

[feralratbitesu]

good thing this isnt a manga then B)

[borrowingbarbie]

[fairycosmos]

very very evil to be a child in 2008 and an adult in 2025

[nastyswampwizard]

I need to have nasty outdoor t4t sex this summer or I'll pass away

[stjohnstarling]

I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

[stjohnstarling]

Like this, btw. ⬆️

[stjohnstarling]

@anarchafemme Congrats on being the funniest person on this post.

[piss-pirate]

His yucky face is my favourite thing ever

[piss-pirate]

[paxamericana]

[the-real-skeletor]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving

[hawkpartys]

the problem with being someone who 1) lives in mountain lion range 2) enjoys night hiking is that there is a nonzero chance my last words will be "oh fugg a gougar"

[charl0ttan]

:3