You Were Never Even A Player

[questionablevoltron]

that’s it that’s the show

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

[nix-styxand]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[greatbritishroastoff]

“If you’re going to serve a cake, serve it phallic” is the most bake off motto I’ve ever heard

[pea-green]

Stupid Paul devaluing the handshake economy

[versacepromises]

me driving on the freeway: *going 50 mph*

marina playing: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AND WHO I WANT TO BE. I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I WALK AND TALK LIKE A MACHINE

me: *speeds up to 160 mph towards a cliff*

[biolaeade]

me before keith's vlog: man i hope we get to meet keith's mom soon so we can see how cool and badass she is

me after keith's vlog: man i hope we get to meet keith's mom soon so wE CAN SQUARE TF UP!! WTH WHY DID YOU HURT MY BOY LIKE THAT NOT IN THIS GALAXY YOU DON'T HE'S MY SON NOW

[sapphicvevo]

big mood

[the-kingdom-of-camelot]

[katherynefromphilly]

I shall never achieve the level of coolness or chill achieved by Bradley James in this photo.

[fdgjdfofhdsiufhsadiuf]

coran’s paladin vlog: i used to be quite the space pirate back in my day!!!

keith’s paladin vlog: i highkey hate myself and have trust issues and my mom left me

[keithphobes]

ok but we got more character development and analysis in a 3min keith vlog than like the past few seasons

[sniperlance]

me: idk i’m getting kinda bored of keith

keith: [overshares about himself on his vlog to the point where he starts to cry about his mom abandoning him]

me:

[ironinkpen]

“i said i wouldn’t cry” implying he considered this possibility beforehand???????

[ironinkpen]

allura: “here is a medium with which to share your feelings”

keith, immediately: “there is no possible way this is going to end well”

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

keith’s vlog was literally him psychoanalyzing himself and then wanting to cry bc of all the fucking issues he has like? most relatable character ever?

[pidger]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lilyadoreparis]

JO Paris 2024. La Tour Eiffel by Naïme Vally.

[random-fireworks]

WE HAVE THE FREAKING OLYMPICS FOR 2024!!!!

[pomea]

i may not be happy with some of the casting decisions but the fact that patrick ness is more thrilled than a kid in a candy store about this movie is making me excited for it anyway