A Vibrio fischeri with internet access

I like lots of things and I don't know how to talk to people

[bioluminiscentgoober]

Hellohellohihihello

꩜ The full government name's Aliivibrio fischeri

✴︎ Pronouns: any are fine, buttttt preferably they/them ꩜ Age: π years old

✴︎ Gender: I am a bioluminiscent bacteria, a being that it's not attached to human labels such as gender

꩜ I'm from Venezuela, eastern to be specific, so English isn't my first language, and while I can speak it fluently I still have my dumb little moments

✴︎ I post either drawings, sketches, or random stuff that comes into my peanut sized brain

꩜ I have some crazy mood swings sometimes, so ignore how I will go from a spiraling freak to a whimsy creature

✴︎ Strawpageeee!!

[bioluminiscentgoober]

Guess who woke up with a cold and probably a fever

My inmune system is shit

[bioluminiscentgoober]

My bsf and I went out again, now at night, we are catching a cold FOR SURE

And why do these lwk look kinda cool

[bioluminiscentgoober]

I made these things, the Kousei one is going to be some kind of standee so that's why she's bigger

Also, thanks to some angelic being that enlightened me their ship name is now Yoisei

[bioluminiscentgoober]

Oh and also this cause I made the mistake of showing my bsf blue lock and now he's a Barou simp

[bioluminiscentgoober]

I made these things, the Kousei one is going to be some kind of standee so that's why she's bigger

Also, thanks to some angelic being that enlightened me their ship name is now Yoisei

[bioluminiscentgoober]

It's like we're rats (we are)

Ugly ahh street too, we really are like two rats in the rain

[bioluminiscentgoober]

We walked a lot, and the things that happened were: I fell on my butt 2 times, some grandmas thought he was my boyfriend and I didn't say anything cause they looked so happy that teens were out on a date without phones that I didn't want to break it to them, we got cookies, and found this Pokemon thingy

[around-the-venom]

tag gameeee

make yourself in this picrew and share your current favorite media (song, movie, show, book, etc)

npt: @iiiidiotnathanieliii @killj0y-swagg0t @undead-vamp @mambafidget @toastyifed @just-oneof-thoseghosts +anyoneeeee

[push-ups-in-swaag]

YAYYYY

the show skins :D (gen 1/uk)

@demolition-lili @garlicbreadmustdie @zigggyxxx @ch1ldof-th3sun and anyone else bc i keep forgetting urls lmao😭

[garlicbreadmustdie]

FUCK YAH I MISS PICREW

buffy the vampire slayer + early sunsets over monroeville by my chemical romance !!

@thatlittlefae @cr0wgr3ml1nmustd13 @origamifox-31 @pepsicanzonthefloor @capetown-devotee @icannotbelieveimstillhere @bananaballs21 @basilbitess

[pepsicanzonthefloor]

they didn't have a glasses option :((

music in general ^^

@capetown-devotee @kiwistarrrzz @seggsyvmpire @stupidocornetto @lanacodedgals-blog @playgroundeyes @rabller @r0tt3ncupc4k3 @gerardwaygooner69 + opennn

[rabller]

havent used this in a while ohemgee

anything by tøp !! and uuuuhhhmmm arcane :3

@capetown-devotee @scaled-a-deux @sainzpancakes @comradestrawberry ☆

[xwingpiilot]

forgot to post this lmao

star wars//tøp//boards of Canada

@sammy-automatic @drumsolo77

[drumsolo77]

woahh picrew

pretend i look like a guy ok??

no pressure tags @petrichor--dreams @inhumane13 @jakegyllenhaalsteeth @freakyolivelady @zeph4zero @omnipotentnothing @dcidrags uhmmm yes and anyone else i forgot ok!!

[petrichor--dreams]

౨ৎ | @angelicdev0tion @ang3lic-aff3ction @dont-let-me-kms @bloody------snow @captaindeadpixel @mast3r-detective @g0reybonez @i-ate-the-sun13 @k4mi-noai @lemon-labia @nihilism-archangel @x-kangelkawaiii-x @your-imaginary-guardian-angel @zw0mbigutzz ˃͈◡˂͈

[bloody------snow]

thank you for the tags !!

probably project hail mary or something

tags @cringefail-loserfail2 @emarterii @employeedew @rosieeq @pochipochu @mumus-candied-bonezzz @finla2 @bloodied-angel @jiraibirdbrain @karmonp1ki @birdres @nitosleepsalot @venusontheweb @w0rst-k1tty-ever @xx-scr4p-m3t4l-xx@wr3nsst4rs @wuthering-on-ur-ashes @stqrrin @yanshiho +open

[bloodied-angel]

Waoh..

Current fav media..ANALOG HORROR ☆tia out☆

@meandmymadness12 @hpdamechan @sleepy-sodazzz @fall1ng-4ng3l @jiraibirdbrain @jesters-landmine @kiiangel + open tags ☆tia out☆

[kiiangel]

thanksies for the tag!! current fav media is prob tadaima okaeri..

tags below the cut hehe +open tags

tags/nf: @devotedbow @makiology @r0tten--angel @zw0mbigutzz @royal-dere @faliuregirl @honeyedmelitus-sys @yanshiho @k4mi-noai

[honeyedmelitus-sys]

TY FOR THE TAGGY!

went ahead and made the body!

It's a bit difficult for us to settle on a favorite, being plural and all...

@siriusthesleepy @trashy-trout45 @cutecafekitty5 @midnight-showtime @purgatorial-guide @lizzyfizzy17 @sweetbuniiiii @freakysatan +open tags

[siriusthesleepy]

Thanks for the tag moot<33

Made me!!

@officialcaptain, @itsdesssuyo, @neodith, @fizzy-drinkzzz, @astraniaa, @lunar-luxury, @sothisish0witends + anyone who wants to join

[neodith-reblogs]

hmm

prolly fma or twst

@yeaveragenerd @wh4tthefreak75 open tags

[wh4tthefreak75]

I need to re-dye my hair T-T

Ff7 or twst :3

@mikachuchan @zanashuki @gloomurai-official + open tags bc i probably forgot people

[zanashuki]

She looks like a more fixed up version of myself, so this means it's good! My current favorite favorite media is enstars!

@mizu-kox @mizukialicein @sapphirescience @star-balloon12 @momoka-angelz @bloomedpomelo @darlinglaiin @zereshq @knightzp @kaleido-matic @whooshtanyth @jirais-original-sin @jiraicatgirlsunny + open if anyone wants to join/sorry if you're a mootsie and I didn't tag you, feel free to enter

[star-balloon12]

Ty for the tag <3

I made him look like me if I could transition (</3)

Tagging time^^

@iiichu @fernyworms @whooshtanyth @woofmori @yaotsuri @itsalici @orikeys @sockssekai @kamisheep @koheartsku @kaleido-matic @kiki-rambles +open!

[yaotsuri]

I did my best but my resting bitch face looks like a mugshot so. Um. I wish there was a scarf option aaaaaaeughhhhhh even as a picrew I can't stand having the neck bare😢 it's my fight tho... also the most accurate skin tone I could find is that strange shade of nearly gray but like I don't... I look a little gray anyways I guess... do you see the evil energy I radiate😢

Anyways it might surprise no one but🤔 I am really fond of that one character in enstars how's he called.... um ... Kaname🤔

Anyways @n1hilsan , @miaufleur , @whooshtanyth , @s0urcand1ez , @koheartsku , and I forgot everyone else's usernames so tags are open. As always, reblogging isn't obligated.

[n1hilsan]

wohoo hi!!! thx for the tag!!!

ygahg this made me realize how much longer my hair is now and i need to cut ittttttguahhhhh

fave media... well u know.. enstars.. and theres a character named kohaku.. oh also been obsessed with ikkadanran lately

okayyaaa tags @s0urcand1ez @shadowedsun-prince @koheartsku @natsumayo @femstarriot @star3synth @notevilhanamurafuyume @mechanica-metallica @idiimayo @buggiesttealbugspri @kohakuoukawaa (bro why does it NEVER tag u) @woofmori @teaandsconeswrites + open tags i might have forgotten someone by accident and im sorry

[kasuribbon]

ohmu god thanks fir taggign me!

fav media.. ensemble star..

ummm… @sonkaafr @stest3lly @evely-xx @shadowedsun-prince @livelaughalexisness @sakuriaa-xx @starrysoupz @rubyumii umm idk! /nf + open tags

[sakuriaa-xx]

Thanks for the tag!!

Uhh my favorite media is skullgirls🤤

Tags tags tags! @livelaughalexisness @tinyperson00 @bbanaana @captinoflords

[livelaughalexisness]

!!!! tysm for the tag dearest!

my favourite media is hetalia wowowowoowo 😹😹😹

tagz! @captinoflords @modernbaseballfan17 @bbanaana @tinyperson00 @sprinkles-1826 @pinole-lazarev @bruv67tomikonumb1fanbheheh

[sprinkles-1826]

Ty for that tag twin

@captinoflords idk who else to tag..

[captinoflords]

I uh I like Blue Lock 😋😛

@bioluminiscentgoober @cornbreadslam @realshadowplush @gaia104 @oreom1kage

[bioluminiscentgoober]

Tyyyy for the tag!!! :)

My current favorite media is uhmm Twisted wonderland, specially this very handsome very tall eel guy named Floyd Leech and probably also the precious and perfect and also very tall Hiori Yo

@guhsposts @ahatokaru @quasos-spaghetti

[bioluminiscentgoober]

It's like we're rats (we are)

Ugly ahh street too, we really are like two rats in the rain

[bioluminiscentgoober]

Walking to nowhere while the sky is quite literally falling on Chile, my bestie and I are SO gonna get sick but this is fun af

[bioluminiscentgoober]

My son because idk

[bioluminiscentgoober]

Let's all take a few seconds and thank Hiori for existing

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[lesvegas]

A few years ago while trying to find ways to commit suicide as painlessly as possible, I came across a PDF of Dr. Paul Quinnett's The Forever Decision. Thinking it might go into actual methods of suicide (I read an article once that actually did that and was trying to find it again) I started to read it, and I think I only got about two pages in before I was crying too much to actually see the words.

I downloaded the PDF to my hard drive and I open it again whenever I'm feeling too suicidal to do much else, but not enough to start booking a ride to the hospital. And every time without fail I only go up to a few pages before backing off and choosing to live another day just because suicide suddenly seems even more unbearable than whatever the hell upset me in the first place.

All the book really does is [I'm pulling a summary from GoodReads here as, again, I've read no more than 5 pages] "discusses the social aspects of suicide, the right to die, anger, loneliness, depression, stress, hopelessness, drug and alcohol abuse, the consequences of a suicide attempt, and how to get help."

But it also starts with the author kindly asking the reader to complete the book before going through with anything, and for some reason I'm compelled to really just try to read it all before finalizing everything. Despite not yet completing it (hopefully never will) I think I can safely say it's saved my life at least a few times now.

It's intentionally legal to copy and redistribute this book to keep it as accessible as possible, and it's very easy to find, but here's a link for it anyways.

[bioluminiscentgoober]

No amount of words in the two languages I speak could even come close to descibre how much I hate cockroaches, I hate them with every single atom that my body is made of, those things should burn in something far worse than hell, they should all burn, I see no reason for them to exists in the same world as I do besides pain and suffering. They are gross, they are annoying, they are ugly, they're as bad as something their size can be, AND THEN THEY FUCKING FLY.

I say this cause I fell cause I got scared by a roach and fell and broke my clay kirby, so I'm pissed and sad

[hanako-miyamoto]

FUCK YOU ARGENTINA

I HATE THIS WORLD CUP

MESSI DOESN'T DESERVE ANYTHING

NOTHING

I DON'T WANT HIM TO REACH THE FINAL

AND NOW BECAUSE OF FRANCE'S DISGUSTINGLY STUPID ASS COACH

THAT DELIBERATELY CHOSE TO MAKE HIS PLAYERS USE A FORMATION DIFFRENT FROM THE ONE GHEY DEVELOPED SPECIFICALLY FOR SPAIN

THE ONLY TEAM THAT COULD HAVE KICKED ARGENTINA OUT IS NOW OUT OF THE WORLD CUP

THAT DISAPPOINTMENT NAMED LAMINE YAMAL WHO WE ALL THOUGHT WOULD POP OFF THIS WORLD CUP IS GONNA DO NOTHING

NOTHING

GOD I HATE FRANCE'S BUMASS FOR KICKING MOROCCO OUT

WE WOULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB AGAINST SPAIN

I AM ASHAMED AS A MOROCCAN TO BE THE SAME ETHNICITY AS LAMINE YAMAL RIGHT NOW

he was my favorite player

UNTIL HE TURNED OUT TO BE A USELESS WHORE

DO YOUR JOB PROPERLY

But there's no point

Argentina has it atp

This platform will face my wrath either in the best way possible

Or the absolute worst

Regardless get ready

[bioluminiscentgoober]

I don't like being this annoying to talk to

[belixielilie]

This is YOUR TIME, YOUR MOMENT🥀🥀