[daria-argento]

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

[alivehouse]

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

[alivehouse]

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

wtf were you gonna say

[redhotarsenic]

Please respect my privacy

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

my deepest apologies

[redhotarsenic]

I forgive you

[redhotarsenic]

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[helloitsbees]

[disco-machine]

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[memewhore]

[wyrmicelli]

whats everybody bringing to the tumblr potluck?!?

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Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

[wyrmicelli]

great work everyone!!!!

[miikrowelle]

Some pokemon bugs I drew lately :1

I think I like Joltik hrmmmmmm

[potatotato-26]

Might I request a Joltik once your hand feels better? Obviously if it's still in pain please don't

In honesty, wanted to switch to drawing some of my poke ocs ( wrist does rather Hurty.. a lot. so I might not )

some joltik couldn’t hurt real quick tho

They’re so stupid I love them

[starchipuppy]

[lakevida]

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

[goofstep]

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

[junglejim4322]

I’m gaslighting my stove

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[flanbolt]

[liarsblade]

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[loveridden1999]

my two moods these days