My Vine/Fig Tree

This is a gluten free zone

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sharonsgf]

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

[officialunitedstates]

conspiracy theory:  clifford the big red dog is really a dinosaur evidence: tries too hard in his name to get us to think he’s a dog

[lakevida]

i’m familiar with self care

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i was the most

beautiful poem

but you were jared,

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[amateur]

[imx-remade-deactivated20181210]

hmm....lovebirds kinda look like sourpatch watermelons

[thestateonmtv]

I think we should delete the internet so boobs are more special, like more people would appreciate boobs like a farmer in the 1800s

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

you had me at delete the internet

[pagetbewbster]

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

[rawkiss-deactivated20210921]

the contact name im weak!! 

[algrenion]

“i wish i lived in the country side!”

no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week

[rednines]

hey guys

FRUIT BY THE FUCK

[starmaid]

*logs onto tumblr* looks like its time to

[yoshida-midoriko]

[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[cosmicbeastie]

“You’re not gay. You’re just really, really vain.”

[adultswimyaoi]

[paladihn]

the part two to this post that no one asked for