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@anawkwardblue
will you please take my whimsical ass seriously
I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.
Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making yourâŚâŚâŚ..HORNâŚâŚâŚâŚ. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.
At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere âin honor of her sacrificeâ because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People werenât allowed to be alone on the watch after that.
One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People donât go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, Iâve found.
That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days
you know you couldâve just said âno they donât have wifiâ and that wouldâve answered the question
But then you wouldnt have known about the moose
reblog to bap prev with your paw
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH
this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?
itâs never a normal temperature anymore itâs always some fucking bullshit
it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service
yes this can come in the form of dressing up as a pack of rats and offering people "Congratulations! You've Contracted The Black Death" hand stamps, but consider also:
walking around asking people if they want to pet your rat (plushie)
going in character as a fur trader carting around a wagon full of exotic wares at competitive prices
handing people a business card containing only the printed image of a flea (and on the back, the text "uh-oh!")
cosplaying as a giant bacterium
*hands you my business card* it contains a single drawing of a flea
*instinctively you flip it over searching for information*
I do tend to be suspicious of art that really lauds and worships the idea of being an artist. Like yes, art is cool, I think it's valuable, there's a reason I make it. But let's not get overly self congratulatory here
I think it's okay to love what you do, and even celebrate that. But there's a line that gets crossed sometimes where the art goes... "unlike all of those stupid people, who just dont get it." And it's like... hey... who are you making this for, exactly?
reminds me of that "artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, mattresses are our canvas" post or however that goes. always makes me laugh
also relevant
i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.
It's fine they just went a little nuts with the character creation face sliders
see her fabulous
Les Miserables but it's an over-long soap opera, each chapter complete with reviews from spectators. Most of the people dying just wanted out of the show. At some point the wrong video was uploaded and instead of showing something plot relevant, there was a two-hours long video essay about the parisian sewers which the director's younger sibling was preparing for a cinema class. They decided to just roll with it because it gave them more time to film the next episode.
Stuck in a historical war
You are stuck as a soldier in this historical war
(this is a magical universe where people who wouldn't usually be able to fight would. so you can all suffer.)
How are you doing?
good somehow
I might survive
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dead
results/other
2026 being the ten year anniversary of 2016 ace discourse means that everyone needs to get incredibly asexual this year. as reparations
many of you in the notes saying âon it bossâ. iâm starting to think you guys were already asexualâŚ
my birthday is in july! :)
my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it
alex??? this is truly frightening ??
i never really thought about it much until today but youâre right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to
Official ominous truck
okay if you work in any environment that requires frequent use of scissors, this truck is like Jesus showing up. We cut ribbon and paper constantly at my job and when OUR knife sharpening guy rolls through town, once in a blue moon, we all run after him in the street waving out hands around like children after the pied piper. We carry our shears out to him like bouquets, shaking because we are so excited to have sharp scissors again.
So anyway we may in fact be marked for death in the way all retail employees are, but shout out to knife trucks everywhere.
Official ominous truck
@lesserknowncryptids if this doesnât qualify I donât know what does
latest plant fixation: lawn plants. like, unless it's been herbicided to hell, lawns (mowed areas) in different ecoregions have different plant communities; even lawns in the same ecoregion would have different plant communities based on how much sun it gets, how wet it gets, but also probably how often an area is mowed, how much foot traffic it gets, whether leaves are raked. or whether it gets watered (vs having a high water table).
if anyone wants to take pictures of lawn plants and tell me what area it's in and any known factors about the location..............
This is a nice spot in a shady area that is mowed regularly. Self-heal (Prunella vulgaris) has mostly replaced the grass, and we also see some dandelions and broad leaf plantain. Oh, and some English daisies. I really like self-heal in lawns because it has a large native range (though there are different sub species that are native to different regions), pollinators like it, and the purple flowers look great in a lawn.
Here's some more! For context, these are from western Washington state, and are all from parks/public spaces.
Next up, more trefoil, probably an Alchemilla, and grass:
And some moss and catsear.
Then buttercup, which loves moist areas,
With some moss and grass.
This one is a shady spot, which has some ajuga,
So first up, we have grass, trefoil, catsear, dandelion, and white clover.
Most likely escaped from someone's garden. With buttercup and grass.
Last, we have a drier spot, which has white yarrow, white clover, and sad grass:
If I see something interesting I'll post that, but these are the most common non-grass lawn residents here. There'll often be some veronicas, some other species of clover, sheep sorrel, and if you're lucky, violets.
MY TIME HAS COME
I'll have to track down what photos I have, but I've been paying attention to this for a while! I'm in Kentucky btw
Mowing frequency matters a lot. There are a number of species can be found in fortnightly-mown lawns but don't seem to survive in weekly-mown lawns. Salvia lyrata, Conoclinum coelestinum, Ruellia humilis are some of these. With increased frequency of mowing, the pool of species that can survive long-term lessens.
Prunella vulgaris is a special case. It has a specific "flat" ecotype that sprawls along the ground that is found in lawns, which is pictured in this post, and which I have seen being incredibly successful in lawns. The tall ecotype cannot survive in lawn environments, but the flat ecotype cannot survive well among taller plants.
The species composition of lawns fluctuates year to year and changes over time. Patches of lawn grass are killed off by extreme drought, disease, etc. and overtaken by other species. Many non-micromanaged lawns have patches of bare dirt at least seasonally, often due to heavy erosion, heavy shade, or the presence of concrete or rock underneath.
The grasses themselves can be really diverse. Lolium arundinaceum is by far the most common in Kentucky lawns, but you'll also see crabgrasses, nimblewill, bluegrasses, goose grass (Eleusine indica--by far the most pavement-tolerant plant I know of) centipede grass, timothy grass, bermuda grass, foxtails, bristlegrass. Most of the grasses will remain entirely vegetative until you stop mowing, at which point you will learn at least vaguely what grasses you have. My yard has quite a lot of some kind of Paspalum, probably more than one species.
Stopping mowing will not get you a diverse community though in Kentucky, as the Lolium arundinaceum will set to work murdering everything else. Mowing frequently actually keeps its violent aggression at bay a bit. Fields that are mowed a few times a year to a year tend to suffer the most horribly from it.
Native sedges are also quite common in lawns. They are hell to identify but there are multiple species in my yard.
Mock strawberry (potentilla indica) is extremely common. Many buttercups are common: Ranunculus sardous, Ranunculus abortivus, and Ranunculus parviflorus in my yard. Viola sororia thrives in even slightly shady areas, and makes up a lot of my yard's lawn areas, Viola rafinesquii is common in some places (notably a vacant lot near the walmart). Can't forget our friends dandelion and white clover. There are also massive amounts of Plantago lanceolata. The other Plantago species don't seem to be present anymore in my yard.
In spring, red deadnettle (Lamium purpureum) and henbit deadnettle (Lamium amplexicaule). These are winter annuals. Kentucky lawns have a LOT of winter annuals. I have at least three speedwell species (Veronica). Multiple chickweed species. Glechoma hederacea in shady areas. Medicago lupulina is present in a lot of areas. Both Oxalis corniculata and Oxalis dillenni are everywhere (Oxalis corniculata mainly appears in areas where grass has died). Some unidentified Polygonums and Persicarias (mostly in damp shaded areas next to concrete)
I also have at least one Erigeron which remains vegetative in regularly mowed areas but blooms vigorously if the mowing is neglected. The vegetative persistence of plants that bloom when they grow tall is a common thing in lawns. A huge amount of my lawn spaces are vegetative chicory and vegetative old field white aster. Thistles and moth mullein also frequently grow vegetatively in lawns in Kentucky.
I have Geranium carolinianum and Sherardia arvensis, which did not appear until they were introduced accidentally by my plant-introducing activities, but have spread merrily since then. This is interesting to me because it suggests that some plants capable of surviving in lawns are limited by dispersal.
The soil seed bank in my back yard seems to be largely agricultural weeds: tillage and fire invoke the growth of Ragweed, Pokeweed, Barnyardgrass, Pigweed/Redroot Amaranth, and MILLIONS of Crabgrasses. For a while, Spurges were everywhere in such disturbed areas, but this year there have been none.
I have a natural seep in the back yard and some kind of Spikerush (Eleocharis) grew there.
I think the frequency of mowing and the presence of shade accounts for much of the variation in lawn species.
My best friend's house has a "lawn" that is almost ENTIRELY Dioda virginiana with some native sedges. I have not seen that anywhere else.
It's really interesting to me. Lawns that aren't full of pesticides tend to be pretty diverse with species! But they don't offer the kind of habitat structure needed by insects, in terms of tall, sheltering plants with stems and leaves of different shapes and sizes and textures. Soil dryness and compaction is also an issue.