Incorrect Bioshock Quotes
Hector: you think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! Well you can-
Cohen: only if you watch me~
Cobb: -oh my gosh! Welcome to Fort Frolic!! You're going to love it here!!
Hector: I lost the ability to love years ago.
Hector: who ever left the fuckin-... Avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it because I have the worse hangover right now
Cobb: why would you drink on a work night?
Hector: I'm hungover from this morning dumbass!
Martin: isn't that my lunch?
Hector: you know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some fucking steam!! AAHHHHHH!!!
Hector: Kyle! That clingy rich asshole is on the phone, says it's urgent and wants to talk to you. Sound a little DTF-y.
Kyle: oh god dammit it was one time! And if I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole none of us would have access to the surface....
Cohen: you know what happens when I get lonely Kyle.
Kyle, whispering: oh god fucking dammit....
Cohen: when I'm lonely I become hungry and when I become hungry I want to choke on that d**k of yours. **** Your **** and lick off all of your *** before taking out **** and ***** with more teeth until you screaming ******* like a fucking baby!-
Kyle: *hanging up the phone*
Hector, drunk: Cobb!! There's two of you... *Snorts*
Fontaine: Hey son! Why didn't you mow the damn lawn!
Jack: oh, I dunno maybe because I don't give a fuck-!
Fontaine: I eat Cheerios because they're heart healthy, and my heart has been severely damaged. So Brigid if you're out there.
Diane: I always like to spank my dough... Who's your daddy?
Elizabeth: yep! I knew it! I knew you were Fontaine -
Atlas: no no it's not what you think. It sounded like you said Atlas! It just sounded-
Fontaine: I claim this house mine!
Ryan: uh no, I live here.
Fontaine: tssssk oh I already called the guys....
Tenenbaum: let me see what you have?!
Suchong: my god why does he have a knife.
Cobb: Ayo how much money do you have?
Cobb: oh- y'know what that means.
Hector: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.
Comstock: I mean four female ghost busters ? The feminist are taking over (I'm an adult virgin).
Cobb: bro I had a dream we fucked.
Martin: bro it's just a dream.
Cobb: I'm not gay I wouldn't fuck you.
Cobb: well I mean unless you want to?
Atlas: I saw you hanging out with Ryan yesterday!
Suchong: Atlas- atlas ! It's not what you think!
Atlas: I won't hesitate bitch!
Tenenbaum: there is one thing worse than a splicer- boom-
Elizabeth: you ready to fucking die?!
Fitzroy: ah-! I'm a bad bitch you can't killl me !
Kyle: I'm nuts about these nuts, but I'm also nuts about my close good friends.
Hector, Martin and Cobb sitting around Kyle
Kyle: my close good friends.
Father Wales: slow down, grab your Bible, pray like you're trying to make your so revival. Praise the Lord.
Booker, to Hector: let's get white girl wasteeeedddddd.
Steinman: everyone saying they don't want Ebola and I'm just sitting like a bowl of what? Soup?
Culpepper: he doesn't deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right by now you're gone.
Culpepper: now go chop his dick off!
Langford: Bill look it's the good kush.
McDonagh: this is the dollar store how good can it be?
Little sister: Jack! Is that a weed?!
Jack: what? No it's a crayon-
Little sister: I'm calling the police!
Fontaine and Tenenbaum having a fight at Mercury Suites.
Paparazzi, into the audio diary: oh my god they were roommates.
Little Jack: sleep?! I dunno about sleep! It's summer time!
Tenenbaum: you better go to bed!
Little Jack: oh she caught me-
Ryan: hey babe, happy one year.
Booker: two shots of vodka *pouring the entire bottle*
Father Wales: I want a church girl who goes to church... AND READ HER BIBLLEEEEE
Fink: can I get one large dark roast
Fitzroy: boy you no good ugly ass piece of shit Dave Mathews lookin' mother fucker!
Cohen: teehee hee ha ha ha-! Ryan~!
Gil: is there anything better than pussy? Yes! A really good book!
Tenenbaum, approaching the little sister.
Tenenbaum: do I look like-
Poole: oh hi, thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbage.
Ryan: did you hang out with Fontaine last night?
Diane: y'know yeah I did.
Ryan: ohhh I love Fontaine.
Diane: you hate Fontaine.
Ryan: yeah no shit honey!!
Father Wales: guys get out of the way!!! It's the Lord!!!!!
Jack: Elmer's glue! Strong enough to hold anything together except for my deteriorating relationship with my father! Nothing can hold that together !
Cohen: I'm so sick of all these haters. Like started from the bottom now we're here
Culpepper: you have no haters, like nobody knows you.
Langford: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "is this vegan? Because I'm vegan."