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Hey, what's up people? It's me, Banana Bread, your favorite Fictive screaming into the wind. Feel free to join along for the ride. This is not a RP blog, this is all natural, organic, free range Beyond Birthday. Plural, early 30s

[luna-azzurra]

“He was dangerous” okay but how. Does he kill kings? Does he leave people on read? Does he clap when the plane lands? LEVELS MATTER.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY

[who-let-the-gods-outt-deactivat]

*KILL!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!! KILL*

[cosmicretreat]

[fictionfolk-culture-is]

Fictionfolk culture is “Why do you draw me like that. Why do you write me like that. Who do you think I am”

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[mastersofidolworld]

every time I see someone who's like "im too old to be fictionfolk why haven't I aged out of this yet it's been years... it's for kids......." im like. this is why I need to be fictional even louder

[mastersofidolworld]

im 27 ive identified as fictional since I was around 15 !!! and it hasn't died off. in fact it interacts with my life in so many ways as an adult!!!!! i hate calling myself "older fictionfolk" but when people younger than me talk about aging out of their personal identity im like. no you don't have to!!!!!!!!!!!!! you can be you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need to get louder and even more fictional. you can be a grown ass adult and fictionfolk it's awesome narancia jojo with 3 college degrees

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[liminallylonelyybabyy]

…hEHe, PInK FuzZY baTHrOOm….

[liminal-x-wave]

ǝ p ı s u ı ǝ ɯ o ɥ

[bleed1ngbabyb0y]

[nottithonus]

Ohhhh I see, so when YOU rearrange someone's guts its "Hot" and "Sexy", but when I do it, it's "medical malpractice" and "the act of a deeply disturbed individual"

[rhyelm]

Beyond Birthday is like a creepy pasta character to me

[predatorgirlguts]

unsafe insane and nonconsensual

[angeliec]

[deathnotewiki]

July 22, 2002: A crossword puzzle is sent to the LAPD with clues meant to lead them to the first victim of the BB Murder Cases. This is unknown at the time, and the puzzle is ignored.

[hysteric-boy]

Oh poor thing, why are you crying? Is the knife scary to see? Should I bury it in your guts so you don’t have to look at it?

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[knightof777]

hello its summer and i hate the summer so i just HAD to make bb suffer aswell